Cami-chan: For the first time, I'm the first one to talk in Gina-chan's talking sesion thingy ma jiggy or however you spell that.

Gina-chan: Amu's dead!!!!!! remember folks??

Amu: But...I'm right here...

Cami-chan: No, You DIED.

Amu: …Sure...

Gina-chan: Yeah, she died.

Cami-chan: Oh, yeah!

Gina-chan: Yes.

Cami-chan: yeah...

Gina-chan: GOOD JOB! *thumbs up*

Cami-chan: GODD JOB! *thumbs up*

Gina-chan: GOOD JOB! *thumbs up*

Cami-chan: GODD JOB! *thumbs up*

Gina-chan: HIGH FIVE!

Cami-chan: HIGH FIVE! *high fives jina*

Gavin: I DO!!*gayly*(he's not really gay, he's just pretending these days;;)


"Amu died!!" Rima cried, holding Amu's dead(or she thought) body close to her own protectively as if someone was going to brake in and try to take Amu from her, which had only .0000000000000001 chance of happening, which Rima didn't want to waste. The truth was, Rima was turning bi. Kind of. Ish. That's the reason she was so sad that Amu died.

"Dang it, now I'm going to start having necrophila..."

"AMU! YOU DIED?!!! WHAT'S WRONG!!!" Rima turned around to see a tall blue haired cat/guy person thingy. Probably on her balcony, which she didn't have, so probably floating on air where a balcony would be if she had one, but she didn't see and blueness. Instead, she saw yellowish brown. A giant peanut floating in air, which of course, once again, where her balcony should be if she had one. Wait, wasn't Ikuto just here? Maybe she's seeing things...LIKE A GIANT PEANUT!!!!!

"Who...who are you?" Rima asked, pulling Amu closer.

"I'm...I'M!!!"

"Yes???!!!"

"PEANUT DUDE!!!" He said happily, opening Rima's balcony window(which she did not know why she had it if she didn't have a balcony).

"Ooh, yeah, I've heard of you." Rima said, now that she thought about it.

"You have??!!" The Peanut Dude's eye twinkled with delight...because he was tasting himself right that moment.

"Yeah, your that...that..." Rima hit her head, trying to remember where she had seen him before. Clearly, she had a memory problem. Dang, she thought, my memory therepist is so fired!

Peanut Dude was so bored by the tedious moment while Rima was thinking, he started searching for Peanut Dudett on Rima's laptop. He came across her Peanut Dudett of France, and decided to meet her later.

"Yeah! That Goofie Goober place, your the new star!" Rima said, pulling down her pants like Patrick Star and showing him the Goofie Goober underwear Rima was wearing right then, which she never changed, once again, like Patrick.

Peanut dude finally took his eyes off from the naked Peanut Dudett of France, and looked at the underwear Rima was wearing.

"WHAT??!" Peanut Dude was highly affronted to see that the dancing peanut of Rima's underwear was NOT HIM.

He had competition.

"I'm going y'all. I got buisness to take care of," He said, walking out the balcony, which Rima didn't have, so he fell.

"Smooth!" Rima called from above.

"That's very nice, you know that? Maybe you need some time with Amu's mom! And be sure to read Elmo's book! It's the most awsome!" Peanut dude said, walking away...away...away...and blob...kids attacking the blob......coming back.....coming back...SLAM!

"Yeah, so, I'm kind of back, because I'm scared of all those kids."

"That's very nice."

"...Yeah, I know."


"You know, Tadase should totally try out the live action role of Naruto." Utau said to Yaya, who was now manager because she came with her own suit.

"Yeah, and I can make Naruto a buisness suit." Yaya said, trying to blow hair out of her face which was growing to crazily fast.

"Yes, but Naruto wears an orange suit."

"True, true." Yaya said, nodding viciously, still trying to blow hair out of the way so she could see anything else beside strands of her hair.

"Yeah."

"Well, what does he do? Wear the same clothing for ten years straight?" Yaya asked, not getting why everyone in Naruto world never changed.

"I...I guess." Utau said, staring desperately at the buisness suit that had popped out of nowhere, but was ripped by Yaya's anger, so it was very revealing.

"I need to eat some deoderant." Yaya said, stomping out of the screen of the camera and munching on another one of vanilla deoderant, which, according to her, was super duper mega ultra … lotion perfume hand santitizer delicious.

"Yeah, yeah, you do that."

"Yeah, I will."

"Fine, then I'll just go over to the emo corner and start eating some chapsticks." Utau said, pulling out a chapstick out of the director's pocket, who was filming them, and started muching on it happily.

"Dude, you just ate my chapstick." The director pointed out.

"Yeah. Din't I?"

"Yeah. You did, dude."

"Yeah, I did."

"Um...You know that is mine."

"Yeah, yeah, I know."

"Well...um...can I have it back?"

Suddenly, the director's hair rapped around his body and started chocking it's own body to death.

"Do you really want it back?" Utau asked, smiling a very angelic smile that no one will ever figure out the death threat between the lines.

"No...no."

"Yeah, you don't, don't you?"

"...um, which ever one that means that I don't want my chapstick back, and you can eat all my chapstick for all I care." The director said, hading Utau a collection of his chapsticks.

"Nice~~."


Ikuto was NOT out of the bathtub yet. Yes, it wasn't him on Rima's balcony, it was Peanut Dude. Ikuto was just relaxing in the bathtub for two days straight. He didn't really feel like getting out of the tub. It tasted like water, which he loved.

Utau had given up on trying to get her brother out of the bathtub. She highly suspected that he was forming some kind of club in there which probably involved cats, freedom, sun, and monkeys.

Donkey Kong has gotten his own show, and Utau was watching him when she realized something. Why would a monkey be named Donkey Kong if it's a monkey? Not that she cared much about. What she cared much about was that she was developing a bladder problem for not being able to use the toilet for two days staight. Apperantly, Ikuto was having too much 'fun' in the bathroom. Utau didn't want to find out what that meant.

Inside the bathroom, Ikuto was drowning still for two days straight because he was a cat right now, which couldn't turn back into a human.


"Ha! I'm a genius!" Gozen yelled, smirking.

"Sir, yes? What is it sir?" A random pasing by guy asked. Gozen threw him to the sunset(lol, poketmon ding!{when the jesse and the other girl gets thrown to the sky}).

"I want a double cheese burger with strawberry milkshake, some curly fries, vanilla cone, AND chicken nuggets." Gozen said over the phone.

Phone: "Sir, aren't you the fat person who ordered the fat peep's order the other time?"

"That was because that was my perfect luch plan." Gozen said in a wanna-go-sista voice.

Phone: "Sir, now you just sound very obese."

"... GIVE ME MY PERFECT LUNCH PLAN!"

Phone: "Fine, gosh, obesity really gets some people."

Gina-chan: Be glad I finished this AGAIN. I was almost done when my computer froze, so I was not going to write this fanfic for about two months or so because I was so mad.

Cami-chan: Any way, review please to encourage Gina-chan to not be mad at this fanfic and keep writing!

Gina-chan: Like Aha!

Cami-chan: My joke!