Gina-chan: OMG, I am too busy!!!!

Cami-chan: More like too lazy.

Gina-chan: I was bazy!!! Sorry, sorry, sorry, love ya for yer patience, mwa!

Cami-chan: Your such a retard...person.

Gina-chan: Hey, I control you in my story.

Cami-chan: So? Like aha what?

Gina-chan: So I can make you kiss people you don't wanna kiss.

Cami-chan: Like...a clock!

Gina-chan: Sure...what? no! I mean like a person...person...that's a person.

Cami-chan: Whatev. I dun't really care like aha, but seriously....AHA!

A person with a ski mask on: That person doesn't own Shugo Chara.

Rima. Peanut dude. Rima. Peanut dude. Glaring. Smiling. Person. Peanut. Blond hair. Blond body. Rima. Peanut dude. Glaring. Smiling. Tapping. Eating. Glaring. Smiling. Bi. Gay. Rima. Peanut dude.

"Can you stop smiling so gayly at me?" Rima cried out in frustration as the blond bodied moving peanut who was gay smiled gayly at her. Tadase much?

"Much ado nothing. Whatever that means." Peanut dude said, not knowing what that meant. It was just one of those cool phrases he always wanted to say.

"What does that mean?" Rima asked, eating a peanut flavored ice cream she made.

"I...don't know. But! Don't eat that, lick me instead! Your offending me by eating a peanut flavored ice cream instead of me!" He/she/it said, charging his big fat ugly fugly head at Rima's face.

Big. Fat. Ugly. Fugly.

FUGLY.

"Woah, chill dude, gosh, gsoh, gosh, G. O. S. H. SPELLS GOSH!!!!! I said... Gosh! Gosh, dude, gosh. I SAID GOSH! GOSH! I definitely said gosh, g-o-s-h! Gosh!!!!!!~!" Rima said, filling ice cream in her bathroom tub.

"Oh, wait, what did you say again?"

"O. M. G." Rima said, so stunned by the Peanut dude's retardness.

------Peanut is Retarded------------

"Yahoo!!!" Yaya shouted....flying. With bunch of buisness suits as her parechutt. She was sky diving, or, well, more like sneaking into a helicopter and knocking out the driver and sky diving.

"Yahoo-hoo!" Yaya shouted again, kicking her legs in the air.

"Yaya!!!!" Utau called her hair reaching up to the sky.

"Ya-yes?!"

"Utau go potty!"

"What?!!!"

"UTAU GO POTTY!!!!!!"

"What?"

"UTAU GO POTTTTYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!"

"Oh, Utau-chan, hold on just a moment, I'll be right there!"

"Utau go potty!"

----------Utau's a retard also-----------

Kairi was fine. Exept a mosquito in his underwear sucking blood out of his...place. Other then that he was fine. Definitely. So totally fine. Except the fact his was lost in Mount Everest. He seriously had no freaking idea how he got there.

"Ummm....Hello???"

-----------Kairi's a retardo------------

"KUKAI!" the coached yelled.

"Yes?"

"What did I tell you about making people lick yer footie?"

"It's wrong and gross, but my foot is strangely tasty! Lick it!"

"Souma...SURE!"

So the coach started licking his foot also.

"Perfect...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

-----------The coach is so totally retarded------------

Ikuto was finally free. From the bathroom! Utau finally got to relieve herself for the first time in three days.

"Like how could you?"

"Shhh,shh,shh, Utau-chan, concertrate on letting all the liquids out," Yaya said, patting Utau's head.

"How could you!!!"

"How could I? I was drowning! How could YOU!"

"How could I what?"

"Not pull me out and save me?"

"...ME HAVTA POTTY!!!!"

-----------Still retarded Utau+Ikuto makes retarduo---------------

Amu was unconcsious. And at the same time, she was concious. It was like she was seeing a walking tv. There was Ikuto-kuto-to-chii's steppie-daddy. He was talking to a peanut.

Wow, she thought, he really needs to get out some.

The scene changed and it showed Rima and the Peanut.

The scene changed again and showed a cat drowning.

Amu was unconcious.

Or was she?

Gina=chan: Lalalala!

Cami-chan: Aha!

Gina-chan: Lalala!!!