Butt Ugly Story
Part II
By Hoops
One day Butt Ugly Monkey and Butt Ugly Doggy tried to make friends. But, as ugly as they were, they had to tie steaks around their necks to just to get the penguins to play with them. Note that this is taking place in the middle of the summer in California.
Butt Ugly Monkey got the idea to give everyone who agreed to play with them a cupcake. He originally began with cake, but Butt Ugly Doggy reminded him that the cake is a lie. So that's where the cupcakes come in.
They made a whole batch of cupcakes and gave them out to everyone in the village. There is a village in California, believe me. I've never been there, but I'm the author. So that must be true. But, they were so ugly, no one would accept the cupcakes. Instead, they started a mob against them because they were so ugly.
Butt Ugly Monkey and his beloved Butt Ugly Doggy hid in a closet until the mob ran away. Well, that was their ORIGINAL plan. Instead, their moms came in and kicked them out so they could fight their own battles.
Needless to say, they ended up with a few broken bones and some icing stains on their shirts where the villagers threw cupcakes at their face.
While they were in the hospital recovering, their moms came in and told them, and I quote:
"If you weren't born so ugly this would have never happened!"
The End.