Trollmia's rambling: This is a oneshot-story turned multi-chaptered.
Due to a lot of requests… I've decided to turn this into a little bit longer story. So… read and enjoy folks!

Suprise Kissu no Jutsu, second round.

Sasuke was brooding. Yes, that was what he was doing, he was brooding. Definitive not pouting because that would below him. And pouting would be very unmanly so he was not pouting, he was brooding.

He was in no circumstances happy with his situation right now.

First he had been rendered helpless by a mere kiss.

'But it was not just a mere kiss now was it?' a soft voice echoed inside his head. 'It was a mind blowing totally out of this world kind of kiss.'

And it was that... for the last two days he had been imprisoned in Konoha he had this annoying voice inside his head that kept telling him to just surrender, to give up and give in to that blonde nuisance named Naruto. Sasuke was not sure to what it was but he was sure on one thing. The voice certainly did not belong to him. Because he was not snarling and growling. That was below him.

And secondly, he had been knocked out by a girl. By Sakura no less. He had been told that she had started training under one of the legendary sannins as well and she had become freakishly strong and was one hell of a medic nin. It was humiliating to say the least.

He was Uchiha Sasuke and he had been defeated by a kiss from a moron and a girl that he had loathed from the moment they started classes together.

'She just made you unconscious with a medical jutsu, it was the little kit that made you fall like a cut down tree,' the annoying voice said and Sasuke could hear the taunting.

But Sasuke refused to believe it. No mere kiss would be able to take him down.

Now if that orange moron just would haul his ass over to this sealed off room then he would show the world that Uchiha Sasuke was the strongest ninja around.

'And you know that the kit only would kiss you again and you would melt into a puddle of goo.'

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!??" Sasuke raged and put his hands on his ears as if to try and block out the annoying voice inside his head.

'Come on you spoiled brat, you like the kit more than life itself. You should embrace your feelings and show them all to him. I'm sure he'll reward you... by fucking you into the mattress, or the wall, perhaps the floor...'

Sasuke wanted to scream as his brain was bombarded by images of Naruto taking him hard and passionate.

"I'm going crazy, that's it... I'm going crazy. The dobe has passed on his idiocy onto me, making me hear voices.." Sasuke mumbled as he fell back in the back.

He sat up again when there was a knock on the door and suddenly Sasuke found himself looking into a pair of honey coloured eyes. Konoha's first female Hokage.

"So you're awake Uchiha," she stated as she swept her eyes over him. He was dressed in a pair of casual black sweat pants and a grey t-shirt.

Sasuke just gave a weak nod.

"You know that you will be punished for leaving the village and join under our enemy Orochimaru?" she asked.

"I have no wish to stay here because I can not become stronger in a village of idiots," Sasuke snorted.

And by that he earned himself a swat over the head. A very stinging swat over the head.

"Don't you dare talk down on our village, our people!" Tsunade said with an eerie voice. "You have no idea what kind of power lies within our walls."

Sasuke wanted to tell her that he had lived here and the only thing he had seen was slaughtering maniacs, annoying fan-girls and blond idiots. But he knew about Tsunade's strength and he had no desire to feel it even more up close. So he kept his mouth shut.

"We have not decided what kind of punishment you'll get, but until we do we have assigned one person to follow you everywhere you go. And there will be ANBU-guards following the two of you. You will most likely not notice them but if you're stirring up shit in this town again they have orders to kill you on the spot."

Tsunade could see the annoying twitch of Sasuke's eyebrow. 'You little shithead, you have no idea how much trouble you're in. I hope the brat knows what he's doing..' She sighed internally and walked out of the room, leaving the Uchiha alone once again.

Sasuke was fuming with anger. He wanted so bad to just kick the shit out of the Hokage but he knew that he was no match for her. He had heard from Orochimaru that she was strong beyond reason and she didn't care to pull her punches. And the snake had said that you should always try and reason with her first before getting on her bad side.

Sasuke had never been the one to reason, not really. But he did have a brain and he would like to keep it. He rubbed the sore spot where she had whacked him. More power behind that whack and he would have a permanent concussion.

He got out of the bed and walked over the window. He didn't want to be here, he needed to train, he needed to be stronger so he could defeat that bastard brother of his. Revenge – that was all that he had on his mind. It was the only thing that existed in his world.

'You're lying to yourself again you spoiled brat,' the voice echoed.

'Just shut the fuck up you... you... what ever you are...' Sasuke answered with a grim face.

But all he got in return was a dark chuckle. A chuckle that sent shivers down his spine. 'I'm truly going insane here aren't I?' he thought as he walked away from the window. He was about to get back into bed, hoping to get some more sleep. Anything to get away from this absurd situation he was in right now.

But Sasuke was not so lucky. The door burst open, this time without a knock and a blonde blur came into the room.

"Heya bastard. Are you up for some walking?"

'Naruto...' the name drifted through his mind and suddenly Sasuke could feel his cheeks heat up. 'DAMMIT!!' he silently cursed.

"Walking?" Sasuke forced himself to sound totally indifferent.

"Yeah, you've probably have not had a scrub down for at least a week and I can smell you ten miles away, so come on now. We're going to the onsen," Naruto said. He smirked inwardly. Sasuke was blushing.

'And why do you think he's blushing?' the Kyuubi's voice was amused.

'Dammit, don't tell me you've been fucking around with his mind while he was here?' Naruto scolded.

'Don't worry kit, I didn't do much. He thinks he's slightly crazy, nothing else,' the fox demon answered.

Sasuke began to boil inside. Did the idiot just say that he – Uchiha Sasuke – was smelling?

"So get going bastard, I don't have all day!" Naruto said. He sounded somewhat cool, but his soul just wanted to reach out to the stoic raven and embrace him to never let him go ever again.

Sasuke snorted and swallowed down his heart that had found a place inside his throat at the moment. He couldn't grasp the blonde at the moment. The guy, the boy he had seen as his best friend for so long, the boy who had been the very person that made Sasuke climb higher and higher in order to top. This was the person who had kissed him o so passionately and now it seemed as if nothing had happened at all. Sasuke didn't like it. His heart was screaming silently for Naruto to do it again.

"Fine... I'm coming."

Naruto let out the breath he had been holding, but very discreetly. He was glad that Sasuke didn't put up a fight. He had expected the Uchiha to turn all his thorns out, but it had worked well... so far.

Naruto released the seals around the door, allowing the avenger to step outside without getting blasted with a nasty portion of stinging chakra. He made sure that Sasuke was following him as he stepped outside. He could see that the Uchiha was just itching to ask question and yet he kept quiet. Naruto decided he wouldn't say anything about "that" until the Uchiha brought it up himself.

It was a form of punishment from Naruto. Very subtle punishment. 'Yeah, that's right – keep the spoiled brat on a tight leash..' Yes, the Kyuubi just had to add his two cents on the matter as well.

With a few pumps of chakra under their feet they reached the onsen in no time at all. Naruto had asked for it to pretty much empty and he was glad to see that his wishes had been answered. They would be alone in the bath house. Naruto had a feeling that if people were to see Sasuke they would blame him. Calling him names like traitor child and such and Naruto didn't want his best friend to hear such things. He loved Sasuke and he would go through any hell to protect the raven haired young man.

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