Suprise no Jutsu, Third Round

Sasuke followed the blonde that had caught him off guard and then captured him. He looked at Naruto's broad back and he could feel something warm pool in his lower belly. That warmth was a mixture between frustration, self-hatred and humiliation. And something that Sasuke refused to acknowledge at the moment – Lust.

Sasuke snarled silently as he felt the heat spread even further as he realized what was going on inside him. He had no need for lust. He had no need to need anyone. He needed power. He needed to kill his weasel brother for slaughtering their clan. He needed to be... He silently cursed again. Damn that dobe for putting stupid ideas in his head.

'But you must agree... he is one hot looking guy... just think how hard and tight his ass would feel in the palm of your hands...'

Ok, who ever it was that was invading his mind (and there was a few blonde mind-mixing family of ninjas that popped up), was going to pay for putting dirty thoughts in his head. He was going to kill them slowly. He was going to skin them alive and roll them in salt. He was going to insert needles into the most painful acupuncture zones and add a dazzling dose of his Chidori for added effect.

"Hey!!! BASTARD!!" Naruto's voice brought Sasuke back to reality and it made the Uchiha feel even angrier.

How dared he interrupt Sasuke's plans of future torture of one Yamanaka clan??

"You're slacking bastard! Did you get lazy when you trained under that snake??"

Ohh nasty challenge there..

"I just don't want to be too close to you dobe," Sasuke retaliated.

Sasuke could see that Naruto shrug just slightly with his shoulders as he took another jump towards another roof. But it was not the shrug that annoyed Sasuke. No... it was that damn smug smile that adorned Naruto's whiskered face. God damn – it made Sasuke want to drive the Chidori straight between those blue eyes.

It was not that the Kyuubi-holder was annoying. It was the fact that Sasuke knew that Naruto knew that Naruto had been able to defeat the heir to the Uchiha-legacy with a little kiss. And Naruto knew that he could do it again. And that made Sasuke want to throw up hairballs with the size of Pakkun.

'See... just give in to the kit and let him have his way with you... and I'm sure you'll be thanking him later. Just think how much fun you two can have together... rolling around in the hay...Not to mention what you can do in the onsen...'

"THAT'S IT YOU DAMN...!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???!!" Sasuke stopped in mid air as he looked around, trying to find the damn person that was projecting these thoughts into his head.

Naruto stopped and turned around to look at the Uchiha. Once he realized what was going on he sighed.

'Damn fox – stop with your damn telepathy – I don't want him to be a total nutcase you know!' Naruto chastised the demon that took up place inside his soul. 'So please just stop..?'

A dark chuckle could be heard from the demon fox. 'You know he has the hots for you... I'm just warming him up a bit.'

'Then stop... I want him to come to me by his own free will and not because you've planted a lot of hentai thoughts in is head,' Naruto answered back.

'KEH!! You humans and your love... you should live more by emotions and less what your heart and mind tells you...' the demon fox snorted.

'When the heart is involved the humans becomes stupid,' Naruto silently replied. 'And yet we can not live without our heart..'

'Right, right... you will have your way kit... I'll stop and play around with his head...' the Kyuubi sighed in defeat. But he would have loved to have the kit's admission to do some more... havoc... but if Naruto said no... well... He could step back – for now.

'Thank you... now keep it down... we're at the onsen now...' Naruto told the fox demon.

A soft, growling snort was the only answer Naruto got.

'And please remember – keep out of Sasuke's head. He's having trouble as it is...'

'You know that your shadow-manipulating friend is right – you can be soooo troublesome.'

"Oh do shut up!" Naruto growled.

"Who are you talking too?" asked Sasuke.

Naruto landed at the front gates of the onsen and he looked at Sasuke. Blue eyes met onyx ones. A moment of silence and then...

"Get inside Uchiha... you need to clean up because you stink like a herd of wilder beasts."

Naruto ducked as Sasuke threw a punch at him.

"You need to be quicker than that Uchiha," Naruto told him and of course it annoyed the black haired teen and as if that comment was enough he just had to add another one. "Don't worry Uchiha, once you've been rehabilitated and re-instated as a ninja of the leafs, you and I will start training again. Can't have the last heir of the Sharingan just lie around and get lazy now..."

"I'm going to kill you," Sasuke growled.

"Sure you are, but not until after you cleaned up. I refuse to be killed by a stinking asshole."

And with that Naruto pushed the fuming raven into the onsen area, steering him towards the changing rooms.

"Now get out of those filthy rags and take a shower before you take a dip in the hot spring will ya," Naruto said. "And don't worry; we'll get you some new clothes. This stupid outfit you have will be burnt and so will this stupid assbow... Man I can't understand why you would wear such an ugly thing!"

A black glare.

"The snake really have no sense of fashion you must agree on that! I mean, who in the right mind would come up with such a thing as an assbow?"

A deadly, black glare.

"Then again, who in the right mind would wear one too?"

A glare from the darkest pits of hell.

"Hey, can you shoot laser beams with those eyes?"

'Annoying isn't he?' the dark chuckle replied inside Sasuke's head. And this time Sasuke couldn't agree more on the matter. Well, not until the damn voice began to mumble something about a stamina that could belong to a god.. 'Just imagine how long he could keep it up in bed...'

"Hit the showers Uchiha before I make you," Naruto purred viciously.

And Sasuke knew that Naruto would do just that – make him. And he really didn't want the dobe any closer than he was now.

'You're such a liar...' The voice said.

'Am not!' Sasuke silently pouted. No.. not pouted... he did not pout. It was a scientific fact that Uchiha couldn't pout. Simple as that.

'Just get rid of the clothes and do what the kit says or else he will undress you and who knows what will happen after that...?'

"I so didn't need to hear that," Sasuke mumbled as he undid the knot of his purple assbow and let it fall to the floor. He looked at it as he slid his dirty yukata off his shoulders. Perhaps the dobe was right – the assbow sure looked stupid.

"What didn't you need to hear?" Naruto asked.

"Nothing," Sasuke replied and then went to ignore the blond all together. A minute later he was in the showers. He wouldn't admit it but it felt heavenly. It had been quite awhile since he had a decent shower or a bath. And now if he could zone out that bright annoyance he could actually enjoy this little scrub down.

Naruto sighed inwardly. Sasuke was such an asshole. But he knew how to break down his asshole-ness. He had done it not so long ago and he would do it again if it was called for. And man, Sasuke surely looked good enough to eat. All that pale skin. The dark hair that stood in such contrast to the paleness. To his horror Naruto could feel his pants become slightly tighter as he watched the raven shower and scrub his body clean from dirt.

'Damn...' He thought and turned around and went to check so his request about new clothes had been granted. He had asked before he took Sasuke here to the onsen that a net set of changes would be left here.

Sasuke had been successful in tuning out the dobe. Not entirely but much. The only thing he couldn't tune out was the fact that he had felt Naruto look at him and his backside. And damn it all if it didn't turn him on. He looked down between his legs as he sat there on one of the small stools as he washed himself. Yeah, some part of his brain surely liked the fact that Naruto had been staring at him. Curse this body and its hormones.

Naruto came back and placed the new set of clothes on the bench. He could hear a small splash indicating that Sasuke had moved from the showers to the hot spring. Naruto pondered if he should join the Uchiha in the bath or if he should wait just a little bit longer. A slight twitch between his legs told him that he should wait unless he really wanted to make a fool of himself in front of his best friend.

So Naruto went out there to the onsen and sat down on one of the stones across from Sasuke. He willed his body to calm down just a bit as he watched Sasuke. The black haired teen had his eyes closed as he relaxed back against the edge of the hot spring.

"What are you looking at dobe?" Sasuke asked after a few moments of silence. He could feel Naruto's blue gaze linger on him.

'Something utterly delicious...' The Kyuubi shouted inside Naruto's head.

"Shit... you don't even try to catch a tan do you?" Naruto blurted out trying to block what ever the Kyuubi was ranting about.

Sasuke opened one eye to give him his glare but it lost all its power as he saw Naruto sit there across the small pond with his pants rolled up a bit and his feet in the warm water.

There were another few moments of silence and Sasuke could see that it was making Naruto uncomfortable. 'Well, it's his own damn fault for dragging me here..' Sasuke thought and closed his eye again.

Naruto chewed his lip a bit. He wanted to talk to Sasuke, but he didn't know what to talk about. And it made him nervous. He wished he could go back to how they acted when they were twelve years old and shouted insults to each other and yet were best friends.

'Then ask him about his other plan...' The Kyuubi suggested.

'Ehh, his other plan?' Naruto sounded mentally confused.

'Damn, the brat surely is right when he calls you a dobe you know... What is the Uchiha's first goal?' Kyuubi sighed inside his cage.

Naruto frowned at that, of course he knew what Sasuke's first goal was. It was to destroy the man that had killed Sasuke's family.

'Good, but he also had another goal... don't you remember the first day with that perverted jounin-teacher of yours?' Kyuubi pressed on.

'That was three years ago!!' Naruto yelled inside his head. 'You expect me to remember what the asshole said back then??'

'Of course, or are you human such pathetic creatures that you can not even remember even the very important things?'

Ohh, taunting demons really could push your buttons.

Naruto thought back at the day when they formed Team 7 under the watchful eye of one Hatake Kakashi. The memories washed over him and his blue eyes widened in realization.

The fox demon began to laugh darkly when he noticed that Naruto finally remembered Sasuke's second goal.

To rebuild the Uchiha-clan.

'And how the hell would I bring that up? I don't want him to hook up with some woman just to fuck and re-populate his damn clan!!' Naruto snarled at the entity inside his head.

'Who said anything about a woman?'

"HUH?? What the fuck do you mean? How the hell would you manage to do that if not with a woman?!!" Naruto shouted out of the blue making Sasuke jerk out of his half-meditative state.

"Dobe what the hell are you screaming about?" asked Sasuke.

Naruto blushed as he realized that he blurted that out.

"N-nothing!"

Sasuke snorted and closed his eyes again. But the blonde's out of the blue-statement irked him and he decided he would try and press Naruto later on. He wanted some answers. But for now, he would enjoy his bath and by the look of it, he would be able to do it alone because Naruto pulled his feet out of the water and stomped back into the changing room again.

But curious... yes, he was curious.

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I hope you liked things so far...
Please leave a thought about what you think.
You might wonder if this will turn into an M-preg fic... and truthfully – I really don't know at the moment. I have another idea brewing, but I will not tell you about it – not just yet. Until next time – don't drink and fly.