A/N: Welcome back to Never Again. Hope you all had a wonderful New Years! The bachelor/bachelorette party takes place in this chapter if I didn't already tell you.
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Chapter 30: Fuck for a buck?
BPOV
Tonight was the combined hag/stag party. Our wedding wasn't for a couple more weeks, but we wanted to include Emmett and Rosalie before Emma Rose made her entrance into this world, so tonight was the night.
Rose was 1 day over due, and really getting bitchy. Lets face it, she's been bitchy for most of the pregnancy, but none of us were going to say anything. Come on, do we look stupid?
Alice had gotten Rose and herself black wife beaters that said 'Bella's Bitches' in rhinestones on the front, with 'Property of Emmett' and 'Property of Jasper' on the backs. They were actually really cute and I couldn't wait to see the looks on the boy's faces when they seen their girls.
Alice had one made for me as well in white that said 'Taken' and on the back was 'Soon to be Mrs. Cullen'. I was glad that she decided not to put 'Edward's Bitch' on the front as originally planned.
Alice had gotten the guys t-shirts as well of course. The fronts of Emmett's and Jaspers said 'Edwards Fuckers' and the backs were 'Property of Prego' and 'Property of Tink'.
Rose loved the 'Prego' title, and poor Alice got an eye roll from her, and then had to fetch her some Salt and Vinegar chips for punishment.
Whatever. One of us would have had to get them for her no matter what, so it really wasn't any more of a punishment than we were already going through.
Alex had flown in with his wife whom I was meeting for the first time. Her name was Jane, short petite little blonde. Alice had made them shirts as well, and they finished out our well-decorated party.
The guys were in the living room of our apartment getting hammered as us girls were in our bedroom getting dressed and making an utter mess out of the place in the process, which I knew Edward would have a shit fit about later on.
Rose looked hot as fuck in her tight tank top; DD boobs, jean skirt and knee high black boots with a low heal. Her hair was cascading around her shoulders in lose waves making me want to be a blonde. She looked like she had just stepped out of a magazine. We really should have made her wear the shirt 'taken' seeing that she was the one with the protruding belly and all.
Alice, Jane and I were dressed similar, only my tank was white. And Alice insisted I wear my red lacy push up bra to allow the twins to make an appearance as much as possible. The red stuck out on top and you could clearly see it through the tank top. I wasn't terribly comfortable with all the flesh that I was forced to show, but Alice insisted that it was my 'last night as a single woman' which it really wasn't, but anyways, she said that I needed to make Edward's night a little more entertaining. In addition to the red bra/white tank idea, Alice had taken a scissors to the shirt last minute and cut a 3-inch slit down the front and put body glitter all over my chest.
And then everyone else rubbed glitter on themselves because it was a night to be princesses, making me feel like a little girl playing dress up. Only this was adult dress up. My dad would be rolling in his grave if he seen me right now.
Alice insisted that I wear my knee high black fuck me boots with a high heal, saying that Edward would cream himself on contact. I agreed to wear them after reminding Alice that this was her brother she was talking about, even though I knew he would be carrying me home by the end of the night because of the boots.
Rose curled my hair then piled it on top of my head with bobby pins so my work on my neck and upper back was showing. My eyes were smokey, and even though Rose insisted I wear red lipstick, I went with a nude lip-gloss that had sparkles in it and made them all shiny. I looked kind of like a whore with the dark eyes if you asked me, but I guess it was for a good cause.
Alice did her short black hair spiky and I took the scissors to hers, Rose's and Jane's shirts, so they were showing just as much cleavage as I was. If I was going out looking like this, then so were they. Besides, the guys would all thank me for it later, that I was sure of.
We were all sleeping in separate places tonight, so why not have a good time with it? Oh wait, Alex and Jane were stuck with us.
I would try to keep it quiet for them.
Or not...who knows.
We were all ready to make our appearance in the living room, after spraying down in my favorite perfume when Alice pulled out a Spencer's bag.
"What's in the bag Tink?" I asked as I finished off my glass of champagne, playfully pointing to the bag.
"Well Bella, it is your bachelorette party, so there are a few things we wanted you to have." She gave me a wink, and then pulled out a plastic tiara, which Rose attached to my hair with a few bobby pins. "This is for you to be the princess that you are. And no princess would be complete without" She pulled a glittery wand out of the bag. "her wand. Now you can grant wishes to everyone all night. Oh and" She pulled out a small bag of glitter with a strap that would go over my wrist. "here is your fairy dust for when you grant wishes."
I began laughing hysterically, feeling the several glasses of champagne I had consumed over the last hour kick in. She really did think of everything, and I loved glitter, so it was perfect that I got to 'grant wishes' all night and make everyone sparkly.
I took one last look in the mirror, with my tiara in place, my wand in my hand and the bag of glitter on my wrist I was ready to go.
Then Jane started pinning condoms on my shirt. I looked at her with a curious glance wondering why in the world she would think I needed condoms, and this many. And, on my shirt where people could see them nonetheless.
"It's fuck for a buck Bella. Guys buy the condoms off of you for a buck. Make some money tonight, Sugar!" I laughed again as I shook my head at the thought and how jealous Edward was going to be with just the thought of a guy asking me for a condom.
"Ok Bella, you're ready. Lets go meet the guys." Rose said as she pulled my hand and we made our way out into the living room. For once in the past few months, she wasn't bitchy, didn't seem too uncomfortable and I was excited to get this night started.
EPOV
Tonight was the combined hag/stag party. Bella and I decided that we wanted to do the party together as the 6 of us always ended up that way in the end. The guys and girls agreed without much of a fuss. Emmett, Jasper and Alex were in charge of all of the festivities, which made me excited and nervous at the same time. As excited as I was knowing that these were three of the biggest perverts I had ever met, I was nervous, hoping it wouldn't be too much for Bella. She had been doing so well in the past few weeks, our sex life was amazing once again and I didn't want anything too 'interesting' to make her fall back at all.
The girls were in our bedroom probably making a huge mess getting dolled up, but I couldn't find it in me to care. I was too excited to see what they came out in, well Bella that is. All I knew is I had a black wife beater on that said 'Bella's Mine' and the back said, 'Better not touch her.' So, I could only imagine what hers said.
I had to laugh at the shirts my buddies were wearing. 'Edwards fuckers'. My little sister obviously put a lot of thought into the clothing we each were assigned to wear.
I put on the cologne that B loves so much and a pair of my new $200 jeans that she insisted we buy because they 'made my ass look fuckable' as she put it. Whatever. As long as it got me a bit of pussy later, I was all for it. I matched the outfit with a pair of black docs ran my hand through my hair a few times and was set to go.
The guys were all dressed similar and we were definitely a sight to fucking see. I was just picturing the kind of attention that we were going to get tonight. All the guys had full sleeves up their arms that were accentuated by the wife beaters they were wearing and I thought we were looking pretty good.
We were sitting around getting drunk on Grey Goose and Jack making conversation waiting for the girls to finish. They were taking for fucking ever, and I could feel my buzz kicking in more and more as the time went on.
"So...anyone gonna tell me where the fuck we're headed tonight?" I asked as I took another shot.
"Fuck no, you're gonna just have to go with the flow tonight Eddie." I smacked Emmett in the chest knowing damn well I hated that fucking nickname as the shit-eating grin made its way to his lips.
"Just as long as its something B wants to do, I'm cool." I nodded my head nonchalantly hoping that what they had planned would be something Bella was ok with.
The three guys started snickering, and I got nervous.
"Oh, I don't think B will have a problem with anything E." Alex said. "You'll probably even get a good romp out of it, which speaking of, you do remember that I'm sleeping here tonight right?" Damn it! He was right, and if I had thought ahead a little, I would have booked them a hotel or something. Or just had them stay with someone else, because Bella wasn't quiet, everyone knew that and I was the last one that would be telling her to put a cork in it while I was fucking the hell out of her.
"Yes fucker, I remember, and you just remember that I went for over 3 months without sex, so if my girl is loud then you're just going to have to deal with it. Got it?" I messed up Alex's hair as he grinned at me punching me in the arm.
We fucked around a bit longer until I heard the door open and the girls finally walked out. Alice had Bella's hand and I really wish I wouldn't have stood when she came out. Damn Esme for raising me like a God Damn gentleman!
My shot glass fell to the ground splattering Jack on Emmett's pants as my drunken stooper took over making me harder than I had been, ever. The sight in front of me was too much to take.
Bella was wearing her fuck me boots that went up to her knees. God I loved when she wore those.
Oh what's that? My dick twitched letting me know he liked them too.
I adjusted myself just a bit and Jasper cleared his throat reminding me that there were other people in the room while I was openly eye fucking my girl.
I waved him off not taking my eyes off my girl as the guys broke out laughing. There voices were muffled in the background sounding more like static than anything, as all of my senses were zoned in on one thing. My Bella.
Bella's little, and I mean little jean skirt came up mid thigh, and she was wearing a white wife beater, with 'taken' on the front, and ungh...the red bra.
Fuck.
I loved that bra, and if my memory was right, there was a matching red thong that went with it, and I heard myself moan at the thought, which didn't help my case one bit with the other guys in the room making their laughs louder.
Bella had some kind of tiara on her head too, and it was kind of cute. Not sexy or anything, but it was cute and made her really stand out which was probably the point.
I ran my hands through my hair as I tried to get myself in check but all I could see was Bella, and the way she moved in those boots. The way I wanted to fuck her with those boots on. The way I wanted the heels of those boots to dig into my shoulders as I was going down on her.
I faintly remember Alice and Jasper, Rose and Emmett, Jane and Alex meeting up with each other and cat calls being made at their women, but all I could really see was Bella.
I started to make my way towards her licking my lips and playing with my tongue ring in anticipation of tasting her puffy lips that so badly needed to be kissed.
I stood in front of her placing my hands on her hips, mesmerized by the way they were swaying from side to side as I leaned in and kissed the 'E' under her ear.
My nose skimmed along her collarbone and I was done for.
"Fuck B. Can we just go back in there for a few minutes." I adjusted my cock again; because he was yelling at me for some attention as I pointed to the bedroom she just came out of. "A few minutes is all I need I swear." I must have sounded pretty desperate, but I was desperate so I didn't much care.
She laughed at the current state I was in as she wrapped her hands into my hair and pulled me up against her, taking my bottom lip between hers, sucking on it, before we were in a full fledge make out session. I tasted champagne as our tongues intertwined, and then she pulled away, giving me those seductive doe eyes.
"You don't look so bad yourself Cullen. And as much as I want to take you back there, we have a house full of our friends, and to be honest" she whispered in my ear as she ran her hands through my hair "I don't want just a few minutes of your time."
I groaned at her words, a bit louder than I intended and Emmett came up behind me, clapping his big hand on my shoulder.
"Don't mind him Bella Barbie. He's about three sheets to the wind right now. And from the looks of it, he's a bit excited to see you." Emmett was laughing to himself as Bella blushed a bright red knowing exactly what he was talking about.
I knocked Emmett up side the head the best I could in my drunken stage, and he locked my head under his huge fucking arm making me give first. Bella pulled me to her, shaking her head at the two of us, before wrapping her arms around my waist from behind and moving her hands up and down my stomach, which was not helping the man below to calm the fuck down at all.
The girls all looked fucking hot as hell, and I knew we had our work cut out for us tonight making sure the wrong kind of attention wasn't given. Maybe we shouldn't have drunk so much. But I guess it's to late for that little thought now, isn't it? I walked hand in hand with Bella over to a chair and plopped her hard into my lap trying to let my cock get some of the friction he was craving.
She wiggled around there for several minutes as I pressed into her, trying not to hump her in front of everyone. The more I thought about it, all her wiggling around was on purpose, I could see the sly smile forming on her lips.
I took another shot because it was my party and all, then passed one to Bella and watched as she licked the rim of the glass before downing the shot. Never in my life had I wanted to be a shot glass so much.
I held her tightly to me as I let my hands wander up and down her sides, taking in her body and what she was wearing more now that we had calmed down a little.
"What the fuck is with the crown and shit?" I tried to get her wand, but she wasn't having any of that. Apparently she was a little protective of the wand. It was cute.
"I'm the princess, and this is my wand that I get to grant wishes with." She shook the little bag that was attached to her wrist over my head as sparkly shit went fucking everywhere. "And this is my magic fairy dust that makes the wishes come true."
I wrapped my arm around her stomach letting my hand nudge the front of her skimpy skirt down just a little as I whispered in her ear. "Baby, your magic wand is in my fucking pants, and I got some fairy dust down there too, that is sure to make ALL your dreams come true."
She moved up and down on my lap again as I moaned at what her movements were doing to my ever ready and hard cock. "You aren't fighting fair baby. Not fair at all." Her voice was hoarse and deep, and I could tell that she was getting more and more turned on with the little game we were playing.
"And you're one to talk? With this get up? Your tits are practically screaming at me to be sucked on, and the glitter, and the skirt and your fuck me boots, oh and 'taken' written on your shirt...come on B. You're killing me over here." She was wrapped so tightly in my arms that I was having a hard time not banging her right here in front of our friends and family.
"Ok, maybe just a quickie, but I want the real show later." She grabbed my hand and we started towards the bedroom and I was cheery inside like a fucking kid getting what I wanted until Alice stepped in front of us.
Cock blocked by my own sister!
Oh, right, house full of people. Fuck!
"I don't think so guys. We have presents to open, and then the limo will be here and we can't be late!" Alice clapped her hands together with an evil grin, knowing that she just cock blocked me as she walked us back into the living room.
I plopped on to the couch and pulled Bella into my lap again, trying to cover my very noticeable hard on that wanted to make him self-known, not caring that we would have a large audience if he did.
"So.... presents?" I asked Bella. She just shook her shoulders as if she had no clue.
Alice handed her a pink fruity bag as she continued to hold her wand in her hand. She wasn't giving that thing up for anything.
If I didn't already feel how hard my cock was, I wouldn't have thought it could have gotten much worse. There in the bag, Bella pulled out a deep blue skimpy as all fuck piece of lace. I don't even know what you call something like that. It was see through and had spaghetti straps that would be ripped within seconds, by my teeth no doubt, and a matching thong.
I shifted uncomfortably once again as Bella threw it on my chest. I just left it there knowing that if I touched it, I was going to have to go change my jeans because these would be full of jizz.
The guys hooted and hollered as the girls made catcalls at the scantily clad shit B was pulling out of the bags. I was no prude of course, so I would be lying if I said I wasn't excited as fucking hell to see what else she was going to be modeling for me at a later time.
As the bags kept getting passed over, I seen that there were several more pieces like the first in pinks, purples, greens and finally white, and I was starting to hump her in front of everyone, not even caring anymore. It probably didn't help that with each bag she opened, one of the guys would hand me a shot adding to the buzz I was already working with.
There were also thigh high stockings, various other pieces of lingerie, dildos, lubes, (like my girl would need any of that), porn videos, beads (yup, anal beads, courtesy of my sister Alice), and clit massagers.
Bella just threw everything on my chest taunting me worse and worse each time making my resolve slowly diminish until it was almost completely gone.
When all was said and done, I was covered in the dirty paraphernalia and Bella had to take it all off of me knowing that I was about to lose my load any second if I did actually touch any of it. She was having a good time tormenting me, even dropping a few thongs on my face then accidentally rubbing them over my lips before taking them away.
My buddies thought this was the funniest shit in the world, watching me squirm and shit. I guess if it was one of them, I would have thought the same way, but I wasn't just watching this all play out, I was living it. Payback was a bitch fuckers!
Eventually, we made our way down to the limo, my hard on and all watched as a white Hummer Limo pulled up in front of the building.
My eyes lit up with excitement at what the guys had thought to get us for tonight as we helped the girls in, not wanting to give anyone a show with those short skirts. Rose used a step stool of course not wanting to hurt the baby at all. Once we were all in and settled, we popped several bottles of champagne to get things really started, as if they hadn't been hours ago.
We drove down town and made several passes before stopping at 'Forbidden' a new club that was known for their cage dancers. Now, if I were just a few years younger, not about to get married in just a few weeks, this would have been my favorite hang out.
I love me some cage dancers.
We made our way in and ordered drinks because apparently we hadn't already drank enough, before Bella pulled my drunken ass onto the dance floor.
BPOV
Edward was so hammered.
He kept looking at me, licking his lips like he wanted to eat me or something, which I wouldn't fight him on or anything, but he was usually a little better about reigning in his feelings around the guys. Well, not really, but I'd like to think he was.
I wondered what the guys had given him before we came out of the bedroom back at the apartment. He was sexy as hell, eyes glazed over and hornier than I knew what to do with, especially because the other 6 people in our apartment weren't letting us do anything.
I loved when he was like this though, all handsy, not caring who or what was around. It made me feel like our old selves again and I couldn't have been happier when he suggested that we have a little quickie. I knew it was going to be quick, it had to be, but then Alice the cock blocker extraordinaire made her appearance, stopping us from the release I knew we both desperately needed.
I seriously thought he was going to cream himself with all the naughty things I was throwing on his chest when we were opening up all our gifts. Our friends were a bunch of perverts, but I have to say that they had pretty good taste. But the anal beads? Come on Alice. Be real.
Edward held me on his lap while we were in the limo even though there was plenty of room to fan out. I knew that space wasn't an issue in this case. We could have been on an airplane, all alone and I would have still been sitting in his lap, trying not to imagine his hard cock underneath me, rubbing against my ass.
He tried fingering me twice because it was nice and dark, but the possibilities of getting caught were just to high, and I was not drunk enough for that.
Yet.
We were at 'Forbidden' and Edward was watching the cage dancers with his mouth hanging open as Emmett was shoving shots down his throat, when I pulled him by the hand to the dance floor, hoping that Emmett and Alex would lay off the drinks for a few minutes and I could get Edward's focus back on me.
Sean Kingston's 'Beautiful Girl' came on and he wrapped his arms low on my waist grinding me on to his leg which was strategically placed between my thighs.
I went with it, knowing how good the feeling was on my swollen clit. The more we grinded, the worse my need for a release had become. I was so wet that it was practically dripping down my thighs and onto Edward's pants. At one point he noticed, and pushed me against him harder making me scream out in pleasure wanting more.
I twisted my hands in his hair and pulled him in close for a kiss, wrapping my tongue around his tasting the mixture of drinks on his tongue. I was so hot and horny I started full fledge humping his leg, begging for some kind of release.
We were heavily into our make out session when Alice tapped my shoulder. I pushed her away with my hand, but the tapping continued and reluctantly I pulled myself off of Edward long enough to see what she wanted. I looked back to see that she had several guys behind her that were eying up my chest. Great. Just what drunkward needs right now.
"What the fuck Tink?" I yelled looking at all the guys praying that my ever jealous and rage filled fiancé could keep his cool long enough to deal with Alice.
She ripped a condom off my shirt and held it up to my blurry eyes for me to see.
"Fuck for a buck baby. These guys are looking for a fuck." She smiled laughing at her own joke.
Edward looked at her questioning her statement and wrapped me tighter to him and I could feel him tensing up, preparing for what I thought would be a fight. What he did next surprised the hell out of me.
"Fuck that shit. No fucking, unless I'm the one getting fucked, and no one is watching that shit." He pulled out a $100 bill and shoved it down my cleavage, letting his hand roam my left tit a little longer than he probably should have and gave me a cocky grin as he started ripping off every last condom on my shirt and throwing them to the ground. "There. No more fucks. They're all boughten." He kissed me again not giving Alice any eye contact keeping them on my lips the entire time. "Now move along!" He shoed her away with his hands, pulling me in close again.
I started laughing hysterically at his mannerisms and sucked his bottom lip between mine as he humped my leg again.
"Lets get out of here for a minute." I kissed him again as he nodded and we made our way back to the handicap bathroom and locked the door before anyone could make their way in.
We needed to be quick, knowing our crowd; they would be bombarding us any minute if they found out that we were both missing.
Edwards hands were on my ass pulling my short skirt up around my waist as I hitched a leg around his waist. He ran his hand up and down the back of my thigh as he sucked hungrily on my shoulder eliciting moan after moan from my mouth. There was no need in worrying how loud I was, seeing that we were in a club and you could feel the music from outside bounce off the walls.
The bulge in his pants grew more defined, making me dip my hand in his boxers and stroke it, running my hand up and down his shaft.
"Fuck B! I've been waiting for that for hours." He moaned into my neck as he continued to suck, I knew I would have a hickey there in the morning, but just didn't have it in me to care.
He brought his eyes down to my lace-covered pussy, keeping them there for what felt like hours.
Edward growled when he seen that I was wearing the lacey red thong that matched my very prominent showing bra. He sucked on the swells of my breasts that were showing and nuzzled his face into my bra so that he was sucking on my left nipple, pulling lightly on my ring. I moaned over and over again at the feeling, loving what he was doing, but wanting more at the same time.
He must have been reading my mind and plunged two fingers in me as I screamed out in pleasure. There was no going slow waiting for me to be ready; there was urgency, as we didn't know how much time we had together.
I propped my leg up on the toilet to give him a better angle as his thumb found my clit and began rubbing circles around my piercing while his fingers worked themselves in and out finding my g-spot.
I couldn't take any more and my orgasm over took my entire body as it shook through me. Edward only held me closer to him as my body rocked into him.
He pulled out his fingers out slowly, then brought them up to my lips, rubbing against my bottom lip, before I opened my mouth, letting him push them in as his mouth dropped open. I sucked on them greedily knowing that if it was possible; I was turning him on more.
"B. I need more." He moaned into my ear as he sucked on my 'E' tattoo just below my ear. Doesn't matter that I just had a mind-blowing orgasm, his lips on me were like fire and I was having a hard time concentrating.
"Sure you do. Tell me what you want. And you got it." I whispered back.
I loved when he talked dirty and told me what he wanted from me.
"I want you to get on your knees and suck my cock before I explode in my pants." On command I knelt down in front of him as he unzipped his pants and pulled his silk boxers down to his thighs.
I stroked him once before taking as much as I could in my mouth, letting him hit the back of my throat as I went. He pushed my head into his crotch and held me there as he fucked my mouth.
He was dominant and forceful, and I loved it. He didn't usually hold my mouth there, but we also hadn't done anything like this when he had been so drunk either.
Never the less, I loved the way he took control, which was saying a lot especially after the past few months.
He continued to fuck my mouth as I massaged his balls. His cock twitched, I felt warm shots fill my mouth. I swallowed down everything he gave me, keeping it open for him to see before I swallowed. I had seen it in porn once, and the guy really seemed to like it.
From the look on his face, I didn't disappoint.
I pulled his pants back up as I stood and buttoned them for him as he seemed just a little too relaxed to do it for himself.
Edward seemed to still be on his post orgasm high as he grabbed my ass, lifting me until my legs were around his waist. He pushed me back against the door, holding me there as he stared into my eyes.
He kissed me hard holding me against the wall as he caught his breath.
"That was so fucking hot B! I feel like I am marrying my own little porn star. God I am the luckiest son of a bitch alive!"
"That makes two of us then. I couldn't be luckier E." I kissed him once more before he put me back down and we made our exit from the bathroom.
Rose and Alex were standing there with their arms folded over their chests, huge ass grins across their faces, obviously knowing what we had been up to.
I leaned into Edwards side as he ran his hand through his messy hair that was now sticking up in every direction.
"Are you better now? Or are we gonna see a return of godzilla later?" Rose was pointing to Edwards pants as we both broke out laughing.
"Better." I answered for him as I kissed his bicep and he laughed into my hair before kissing my crown.
"You got fucking glitter all over your fucking hair man. What? Did she promise to grant you a thousand wishes or something?" Alex punched Edward in the arm laughing hysterically as I looked to find his hair completely sparkly along with his black shirt and arms.
I looked down to see my little bag still attached to my wrist and let out a little giggle.
Oops. I guess that's what happens when you slam me up against the wall like that.
I would be the last one to complain though…
"Were all your wishes granted E?" I said seductively into his ear as I felt his arm that was around my waist pull me closer to him.
"Almost. I'm still getting fucked at least once tonight." He whispered back, but by the way that Rose and Alex were looking at us, the totally heard it. I've learned over the years that when you are drunk and you say something that you think is quiet, it never really is.
Rose pulled down my skirt, which was still pretty high on my waist, and if I wasn't standing against Edward, my thonged ass would have been on proud display. I appreciated her just a little more in that moment, seeing that Edward wasn't really paying attention to the little details I guess.
"Thanks." I nodded my head at her as she took my hand and whisked me away from Edward.
I looked back not wanting to leave him, but he looked pretty engrossed in a conversation with Alex. I hoped to all hell that he kept his hand in his pocket. He didn't need to assault Alex with his pussy fingers seeing that I didn't remember him washing them after our little bathroom romp.
I was brought over to a table where Jasper and Emmett were, and Alex joined us a minute later. I noticed Edward at a table on the other side of the dance floor.
There were shots lined up across the table and I groaned thinking of what we were going to do. Watching Edward take all the shots the guys had given him throughout the night was bad enough, but now they were going to do it to me, and I really wasn't looking forward to tomorrow morning.
"Bell. As your kind of last night as a single woman, we wanted to give you a last chance to back out. Take it or leave it." Jasper joked as he wrapped his arm around me and kissed the top of my head.
"I don't think so. I got what I want." I bumped him on the head with my wand, sprinkling glitter on him in the process, making him roll his eyes at me. But, he had nothing to complain about, seeing that his shirt and face was already covered in glitter, making me think about how he got all that glitter on him in the first place. Then I realized that I didn't want to know. "So what's up with all the shots?" There were 20 to be exact and my eyes bugged out at all the different colors.
"There's 5 for each of us, so don't get your panties in a bunch." Emmett stared down at my skirt then back up at me giving me a wink. "That's if you're even wearing any. Anyways, wee are each going to go around the table and say something about you and Edward, and after we'll toast."
I nodded as Alex started and let out a breath of air knowing that they weren't all for me.
"Edward has been my bro since high school, and I've seen him with several woman" Emmett hit him in the side. "Ok not that many, but my point is, I've never seen him happier than he is now. Cheers to you Bella for making him that happy and pulling him out of the funk he's been in for so long."
We raised our glasses and took our first shot. Slippery Nipple it was called. Not bad, I could do another one of those.
"Well Bell, what can I say." Jasper started, and I tried to amp myself up for what I knew was going to be a tearjerker. "I've known you my entire life. And I can honestly say that I've never seen you this happy. Ever. And I know it's Edward that's putting that smile on your face. And although it sucks major ass to have to hear you guys every other day in the back room 'romping' it up, I am truly happy for you and cant wait to see what the future holds for you both. I love you Bell and am so proud of you and everything you have accomplished over this past year." I gave Jasper a hug and a kiss before we did the next shot, wiping the tear in my eye before anyone seen it.
Leprechaun piss. Tasted like Mt. Dew. Not bad either.
Emmett put his arm around me leaning his heavy frame on me. He was obviously 3 sheets to the wind.
"Bella Barbie. What can I say; you brought my brother back out of the stupor he was in. And I will forever be in your debt for that alone. Thank you for coming into his life and making him relax a little so he isn't such a spaz. Oh and I am so gonna get you a gag so I don't have to hear anything more coming from the back room. Cheers to you and you're moaning." He did a fake gagging sound that made me blush red with embarrassment. All the guys laughed as they picked up their shots.
I hit Emmett on the head with my wand sprinkling him with my glitter dust for the moaning comment.
This one was strawberry shortcake and I actually wanted more.
"So, I guess it's my turn to toast?" They all nodded. "Well, ok then. I want to toast to the three of you for being such great friends to both Edward and I. Alex even though I don't know you like Emmett and Jasper, you have been there for me several times in the last year, and I can't ever thank you enough for that. Emmett, thank you for being the older brother that I have always wanted. Although you are a total perv, you're totally going to make a kick ass father, and I can't wait to turn your kid on you. And Jasper...I'm not gonna get all weepy and shit, because that's not what this night is about, but you know where you stand in my life, and will always be my brother for life. I love you and can't wait to watch the next chapters of our lives play out together." I kissed him on the cheek as he held me in for a long hug.
We cheered again with a Sour Apple, that one was a bit to sour for me.
I felt an arm go around my waist and felt Edwards kisses on my neck. I looked back to find him holding a shot glass followed by all the girls. Except Rose, who had a water bottle of course.
"And I suppose the last shot is mine." Everyone nodded as Edward spoke. He set it down and wrapped his arms around my waist while I placed my hands on his chest. He stared intensely into my eyes, and although they were glossed over, I could see the most sincere look. "This shot is to you, my Bella, my beautiful fiancé. A toast to you. Thank you for coming into my life and letting me love you. I can't wait to be your husband and raise a family with you." He stopped to wipe a tear from my eye. Everyone around us was quiet at the mention of a family, but we knew one way or another, we were going to make it happen. He kissed my cheek making me smile at his loving words. "I love you so fucking much that it almost hurts my heart. I will never love anyone else like I love you. In the words of Jerry McGuire, 'you complete me'. We are two broken halves that together make us whole. I can't wait to be your husband Angel. Thank you for coming back to me."
He kissed me again as I watched a tear fall from his eye. I knew exactly what he meant about me coming back to him. He thought he lost me after the accident, and it took me a long time to get my head in gear and work on our problems. He wiped more tears away from my cheeks as I kissed him with all the passion that I had.
I didn't care that our friends and family, and an entire bar full of people surrounded us. All I cared about was him in this moment. With all the alcohol that I had consumed through out the night, I should have been more than unable to concentrate on his words, but I was sober for those few minutes.
We continued kissing until Emmett cleared his throat, after yelling 'Show me the money!' I looked up to find everyone staring at us although Alice, Rose, and Jane all had blood shot eyes signifying that they had all found Edward's words just as sweet as I had. I nuzzled my face into Edwards chest as he rubbed my back.
"Are we ready for that shot?" Emmett asked as he handed Edward and I glasses, trying to be the macho man and get us all out of the emotional daze Edward had put us in.
We looked down at the two glasses and I was confused. I hadn't taken anything like this before.
"What the fuck is this?" I smelled it as I spoke.
"It's called a blow job Bella. But I think Edward already had his." Rose smirked as everyone started snickering around us.
"And your point?" Edward said with slurred speech. The alcohol was really starting to catch up with him and he no longer sounded or looked sober like he had only moments ago.
"Her point is its time for another one Eddie!" Emmett did a little girlie scream at the end as Alice smacked him and rolled her eyes.
"To Edward and Bella." Alex said as he held up his glass. We all joined in and took the shot together and it actually was really good, a little hard to get my mouth around the glass, but I've had bigger things in my mouth thanks to Edward.
We danced to a few more songs before we made our way back to the limo. Although we were both piss as drunk, Edward was still able to lift me into the limo without dropping me thank God and we made our way to the next stop.
When we got out, I stared up at the name and about pissed myself.
"Are you serious?" I yelled as Edward picked me up bridal style and kissed me as I tried to shield my almost naked ass.
"Totally. It was one of Edwards fantasies." Alex came up from behind me as Alice smacked my ass and I started to feel used. Just a little though.
Edward carried me in to 'Billy's' and set me down as we paid the bouncer and walked in, our hands intertwined together.
I was taken back slightly by all the topless women walking around and realized that we were in a gentleman's club. And not just any gentleman's club. Billy's was known for the most exotic female dancers and they were also known for their back rooms and what was allowed in the back room.
Edwards eyes popped at all the tits that were walking around. And of course we stood out with our dress and my tiara. He had girls walking past him, rubbing his arms left and right that made me jealous as all hell, but the firm grasp he held on me told me that I had nothing to worry about. They were just tits, and he was drunk, so I knew it wasn't like he was ogling them in front of me just because.
"Fuck." He whispered into my ear as he pulled me in front of him and humped my ass with his rock hard erection. "B. You ok with being here? I really didn't know what they had planned." He kissed the side of my neck and wrapped his hands around letting his hands tuck under my shirt and rub up my rib cage.
I leaned back in to his touch loving every thing he was doing. I don't know why, but I was so fucking turned and maybe it was because of all the flesh walking around, or maybe it was Edwards reaction, but I didn't give a flying fuck that we were in a strip club.
"No E. This is fine. Is it wrong that I am so fucking turned on right now?" I rubbed his thighs as he continued to massage up and down my stomach.
"Oh my God B. I couldn't be more fucking aroused than I am right now. Do you have the slightest knowledge of what you do to me?" He rubbed his erection against my ass again reminding me exactly what it was that I did to him.
Emmett grabbed my hand as he smacked Edwards back and yet again we were getting cock blocked by one of his family members.
"Come on Bella Barbie, we got something special planned for you two." Emmett led us back to a table near the front and we all grabbed a seat.
Edward pulled me on his lap and wrapped his arms tightly around my rib cage. He peppered kisses all along my neck while he whispered 'I love you' in my ear over and over.
We watched as 2 strippers took the stage and began dancing. Alice, Rosalie and Jane were up front waving around dollar bills and screaming the entire time. Edward asked me if I wanted to go too, but I didn't. All I wanted was him. I was more than content sitting on his lap watching.
We watched as the guys all got lap dances, except Edward. He said he didn't need one, that's what he had me for. Their ladies didn't seem to be bothered with the fact that their men were being dance on seeing that they were getting dances of their own.
Rose I had to say was the best, when the stripper was rubbing herself all over her huge belly. Emmett was hooting and hollering the entire time watching as his wife got fake boobs in her face.
"So what's your fantasy E? You got me here, now what are you gonna do with me?" I kissed him on the lips, sucking and nibbling on his bottom lip as we made out like two teenagers that were hormonally charged.
"I want you B. Only you. That's all I've ever wanted." He kissed me again as his hand dipped into my skirt and thong, and he tried to finger me there in front of everyone. "I know I may have stared at all the tits that've walked by, but it's you that I want and I need to see that look on your face. Give it to me, please." His hands kept trying to work me, but I held my legs together tighter trying to keep some of my dignity in play.
His words were slurring more and more as time went on and I could tell that he was going to be completely gone in a matter of minutes if he didn't stop drinking.
A beautiful tall red head leaned towards me and whispered in my ear, all the while her tits were resting on my arm. I heard Edward moan behind me, obviously seeing what was on my arm.
She reached out and grabbed Edwards hand from out of my skirt, I was thankful that it was so dark in there so that she couldn't see the blush that was creeping up my cheeks from being caught like that.
"You guys are coming with me." I looked over at Edward who just shrugged his shoulders. I looked at Alex who had a shit-eating grin across his face. "Ready to live your fantasy Edward?"
I looked at Alex again, and he just nodded his head with a huge grin spread across his lips. We both stood and followed the red head to a private room. I started to get nervous thinking that Edwards fantasy was for the two of us to have sex with this stripper, and I was drunk as all hell, but I sure as hell was not interested in a threesome. Edward was mine and I wasn't willing nor interesting in sharing him.
Rose and Alice slapped my ass as we walked passed them, and Emmett yelled catcalls which really started to make me wonder what the hell was going on.
We got to a private room, where the velvet curtains opened, revealing a room, black walls, dim lights, a stripper pole and stage, one wall covered in all mirrors, and finally a huge cushiony chair.
"Sit." The red head grabbed Edwards hips and pushed him back in the chair. I stood next to him wondering what the fuck was happening. "Sweetie, you sit here." She lead me by the hand in front of Edward, pushed his legs open and had him slouch down in the chair and pushed me down by the hips into his lap.
"What the fuck E?" I whispered back in his ear. "I love you, but I am so not having a threesome if that's your fantasy."
Edward rubbed him hands on my side as I lay against his chest.
"That's not my fantasy B." He kissed my neck as he continued to move his hands down my sides and down my thighs. It may not have been his fantasy, but he didn't seem to mind the fact that we were in a room with a barely covered woman that looked like she was interested in taking things further.
"So I hear you two are getting married soon." I nodded as Trixie walked over and shut the curtain and turned on some music. "I also hear that Edward has a fantasy." He nodded and held me tighter. His bulging hard on was pressed against my back and as uncomfortable I was with the ideas that were floating in my mind, I was still really horny and wanted nothing more to finally take care of his problem once and for all. "And that fantasy is for me to dance on the two of you. Together. Is that correct Edward." Edward nodded his head and I felt relief spread through me. "You can do whatever you want in this room. I won't tell anyone. Whatever you want." She eyed me before placing a kiss on my cheek.
"We're not into sharing if that's what you're talking about." Edward slurred as his hands rested on my thighs.
"Oh no baby. No sharing. But the two of you, feel free to take advantage of the privacy. I don't mind. I won't tell if you guys feel the need to do anything while watching me while I dance for you. It's kind of a turn on actually." Thank God that she wasn't trying to proposition us, and that Edward wasn't so drunk that he was willing to make me do something I really didn't want to do. But, knowing that she was going to dance for us, and the fact that I was on top of him and she wouldn't have access to him made me feel a lot better. Highly aroused, actually.
Edwards hand went up my thigh and under my skirt pushing it up my waist so that my red thong was completely exposed to Trixie who didn't even seem to mind. I guess she wouldn't, seeing that she was in only a thong herself.
Trixie went next to the wall where there was a small stage and a pole and began grinding on it as we watched.
"Are you ok with this baby?" Edward leaned in kissing below my ear making me shiver in pleasure.
"If this is your fantasy, I am totally fine with it. Does this turn you on? Me in your lap like this watching her?" I ran my hands over his kneecaps as I spoke.
"Fuck yes. I don't want her. I only want you baby." Edward pointed to the mirrored wall in front of us, I looked up to see our reflection staring back at us. "I want to watch us in this chair while I finger you. I want you to watch her, because I know she's turning you on." He ran his fingers up and down my wet lips and I know that I should've cared about the modesty that I didn't have, but I didn't. All I cared about in that moment was that he didn't stop. " I fucking know how much this is turning you on."
"Shit!" I moaned as he plunged two fingers in as we both watched as Trixie moved up and down the poll. "That feels so fucking good E. Don't stop." He continued pumping in and out of me while his hips thrusted into my back.
Trixie looked over at us and saw what we were doing and continued to grind into the poll. I know she said that she got turned on by watching people, and I believe that rang true when she started to grind on the pole harder, riding it like she would a cock.
Edwards fingers continued to thrust in and out of me while his other hand made its way under my tank top, bra and to my bare tit. He cupped it and twisted my nipple, making it harden under his touch.
Trixie moved in front of us and stood there in only a tiny g-string. She moved to the music swaying her body as she went. Edwards fingers picked up the pace until I was crying out from my second orgasm of the night. But he didn't stop. He kept his fingers there as Trixie came and sat on my lap straddling me and Edward at the same time.
She ground her body on top of mine and I was instantly turned on again. A small part of me was thankful that it was me she was grinding on and not Edward. I don't know if I could have handled watching that, but the fact that she was doing it to both of us at the same time was so hot an erotic.
Edwards hand had pushed up my shirt so my stomach and the top of my bra was completely exposed. Trixie continued grinding on top of me as Edwards fingers worked me finding the spot he knew would drive me over the edge.
Another orgasm more powerful than the last shot through me and I was glad that the chair was leather, as it would definitely need to be cleaned.
Trixie finished with her dance a few minutes later and left Edward and I alone saying we could take our time and no one would interrupt us. She almost seemed sad to be leaving us, but Edward made sure that she knew that we wanted to be alone.
Edward stood me up and placed me between his thighs wrapping his arms around my hips and kissing up my stomach.
"Was that to much B? It was so fucking hot to watch you get a dance like that." He continued kissing as he unzipped my skirt and pulled it down until it fell to the floor.
I weaved my hands through his hair and pulled on it bringing his eyes to meet my own.
"There are no words for how turned on I am at this moment E." I looked around at the mirrors and the stripper poll. "We got this room all to ourselves, what do you want to do E?"
He growled into my stomach as his teeth pulled down my thong exposing me to him.
"I want you on the stripper poll dancing for me. Would you do that B?" I nodded and kissed his swollen lips before making my way to the poll pulling my tank top off in the process so I was left with only my matching bra and thong and my fuck me boots on.
From the look in his eyes, the lap dance may have been the fantasy that he told the guys about, but me dancing like this for him was the real deal.
I grabbed the poll and spun around on it, grinding my body to it as I went. I didn't really know what the hell I was doing, but when I looked over at Edward, and the massive wood he was sporting, I figured I was doing something right.
I danced a little longer until he signaled me to come back over.
I stood in front of him again as he ravished my body. He pulled my thong down my legs kissing a path as he went then brought his lips back up to my heated core where he placed his hands on my ass bringing me closer to him as his tongue hit my clit, his piercing connecting with mine.
"Jesus Fuck! E!" He continued to massage circles around my clit, and then bit down on it allowing my next orgasm to shoot through me.
My bra soon fell to the floor, Edward's lips moved, covering ever inch of my bare flesh; pulling, teasing me like never before.
I reached for his shirt and pulled it over his head as he hungrily undid his pants.
We were standing their buck-naked when he sat back down in the chair and placed me on top of him facing the mirror. I watched as he pumped his cock then slid it into my pussy. His eyes were on mine in the mirror watching as my face twisted in pleasure.
"Watch us B. We'll never get another chance like this again. I want us both to watch while we make love and cum together. Do you want to do that Angel?" All I could do was nod, so over come with the feelings in my body as he grabbed ahold of my hips and began lifting me up and down on his cock. I watched as his wet cock moved in and out of me, moaning the entire time as it was all becoming too much.
Edward reached around and found my clit, watching himself as he massaged me with his finger as he continued to pump in and out of me.
In a matter of minutes, we were both screaming out one another's names as we came together. We sat there connected for several minutes catching our breath and staring at each other in the mirror.
As we sat there, I noticed that I had on only my boots, and Edward's boxers and pants were around his ankles as he hadn't bothered with pulling them completely off. I giggled at how rushed we both were, then turned my head to take Edward's mouth in my own.
"So was it everything you thought it would be?" I stood up and found my thong and skirt. Edward swiped my thong and shoved it in his pocket giving me an evil grin.
"No panties. You know the rule. And yes, it was more than I thought it could ever be." He stood and pulled his pants back up and found his shirt.
I put my skirt, bra and shirt back on and when we were ready, we made our way back out to find our friends waiting for us, shit grins on every one of their faces.
Alex was the first one I seen and I said a silent thank you to him, while all the guys clasped Edward on the back, and the girls were all giggles. With the dancer walking out a good 20 minutes before we did, I knew that they knew there was more that had gone on in there.
I looked over at Edward and noticed that he was even more covered in glitter and remembered again that the bag was still around my wrist. I bet his cock was even covered by glitter at this point.
We sat around with the rest of the group and took several more shots. By the time we left, neither Edward nor I could stand. Alex helped Edward to the limo and Emmett carried me. I had to remind him I wasn't wearing any panties so he had to be extra careful which just made him shake with laughter.
The next thing I remembered was being placed in my bed next to Edward. Fully clothed. We didn't even bother getting under the covers, then passed out.
I started saying something about my wand, but stopped mid sentence as I let sleep take me over.
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"Bell." I swear I heard Jaspers voice. But it was still dark and I was drunk. "Bell, you gotta wake up. Rose's water broke and we gotta go to the hospital."
Jasper was in our room. I opened my eyes to find him standing over me along with Alice. My ass was totally hanging out as my skirt had ridden up and I was lying on Edwards chest. I couldn't find it in me to care that they were both staring at my naked ass. My head hurt and I was really hung over.
"What time is it?" My slurred words came out.
"Its 6:30am. You've only been sleeping for about 4 hours. But we gotta go. You guys aren't going to want to miss this." Jasper grabbed my hand and pulled me out of bed then pulled my skirt down once I was standing. I swayed from side to side, Alice came up next to me and put an arm around my waist holding me upright as Jasper worked on getting Edward to wake up.
Edward groaned as he took Jasper's hand and rolled out of bed, following Alice and I out of the room. We didn't bother changing as we were so fucking tired and I don't know about Edward, but I was two seconds away from vomiting, so moving around trying to put clothes on was not gonna happen. Alice was in a cute pair of pajamas and Jasper was still in his clothes from last night. Edward grabbed two sweatshirts before we left and we put them on as we waited downstairs for a taxi. There was no way we were driving like this.
We were now in the back seat of the taxi, Alice on Jaspers lap, as no one wanted to sit up front with the cabi. Edward looked like utter and total shit. Pretty much like I felt. Half his hair was flat to his head; the other half was sticking straight up. He had glitter all over his face and neck, and in his hair. His eyes were blood shot, and I only knew that as he kept them open long enough to get into the cab.
"Baby. You ok?" I whispered, knowing that it would hurt too much to talk out loud.
Edward wrapped his arm around my shoulder as he placed my head on his chest. The whole time he never opened his eyes and only grunted as a reply.
We were lead into the hospital waiting room by Jasper and Alice, then plopped down together in a big chair.
Not sure if she wanted us to come back and see her or not, but neither of us were in any shape to do any form of walking or standing so we stayed in the chair and passed out. I was woken to Emmett shaking my arm.
"What time is it?" I asked, rubbing my eyes trying to get them to focus.
"Almost 9am. She's almost full dilated. It should be really soon." I opened my eyes to find Emmett standing in front of us wearing a pair of scrubs, the biggest grin playing across his lips.
I wasn't sure if he was smiling because of the way we looked or because in a matter of minutes he was going to be a papa, but it was annoying nevertheless.
"What the fuck is so funny Emm?" Edward barked from beside me. He sounded like shit if I was being honest.
"You two. Do you even know what you look like right now?" He continued to laugh, and then I heard others joining in and looked around to find Alice, Jasper and two nurses laughing hysterically.
There was a small mirror in the hallway, and I made my way over to see how bad the damage was. When I opened my eyes, I saw that my make up was still in tact, but my hair looked like a huge haystack on top of my head, but my crown was still neatly in place. I laughed to myself, proud that it was still on. My bag of fairy dust was still on my wrist, and I noticed, I left a trail of glitter behind me as I walked. I took it off and threw it in the garbage finally.
I probably granted thousands of wishes with out evening knowing it.
I walked back over to Edward and noticed that his hair was sticking up in every possible direction, and he had glitter from head to toe. His jeans had stains all over them, most likely from all the alcohol and probably from me too, but we'll let people think it was from the drinking, and he had the biggest bags under his eyes. We were still both wearing our shirts, and I heard the nurses laughing as they noticed what they said. Sometime in the past few hours, we must have taken the sweatshirts off to use as pillows. Smart idea seeing that we were dressed very appropriately for the setting we were in.
"E? We are seriously a sight for soar eyes aren't we?" I said as I plopped down next to him again.
"Oh I guess that's one way of putting it." He kissed the top of my head as I heard him groan in pain. "My fucking head kills. What the fuck did you shit heads do to us last night?" He leaned back cupping his head in his hands. I rubbed his back trying to give him a little bit of comfort, but my head was hurting just as bad and I was desperate for something to take the ache away.
"God I hope you remember what we did." I started thinking that he was so drunk last night that he didn't remember doing what we did in the back room.
"Don't worry B. I remember that." I blushed. He smiled. "I'm talking about all the fucking alcohol. Pills please fuckers?" Edward was just a wee bit crabby, but he had every right to be. If they were going to get him that drunk, then they were also going to take care of him too.
"Only since you said please." Alice threw him a bottle of pills and water. We both fought for them as I chugged the entire bottle of water, not realizing how parched I was.
Edward handed me my Cullen sweatshirt as he put his on. I looked over at him, glittered up and all and giggled to myself. We really were too cute for words.
I kept my tiara on, because I was sure for shit to be a princess as long as possible.
We sat talking to Jasper and Alice about last night for the next few hours as we waited patiently for Rose to have the baby. Our hangovers started to dissipate slowly, but I would be lying if I felt anything close to good.
Carlisle and Esme showed up a little later and we filled them in on last night. Well some of it at least. And I found myself becoming really subconscious with my short skirt, no panties and fuck me boots still on. Neither one said anything about our appearance. I found Esme giggling to herself a few times, and she was obviously amused, which was better than being upset or annoyed.
Around 11am Emmett came out, his eyes blood shot and the biggest grin on his face. We all stood waiting for the news that we knew was to come.
"Emma Rose is here. All 6 pounds 7 ounces of her." Edward jumped up quickly and gave him a hug as we all followed. "Rosie did phenomenal and is giving her first feeding a try."
Emmett was a proud papa, we couldn't have been happier for both him and Rose and couldn't wait to meet the little girl that we'd been anticipating for the past 9 months.
We all went back and met Emma Rose and passed her around. Birth is truly a miracle, I don't care who you are or what you believe in, and looking at Rose and Emmett as they held their new baby reminded me of that a little more. I rubbed my tattoo and looked over at Edward and seen him doing the same thing. We were thinking of our son who we knew was with us, welcoming his little cousin into this world.
We stayed for another hour or so, then were on our way back to the apartment as Rose needed to get some sleep and we didn't want to intrude on their time as a new family.
The cabbie had to wake us when we were back at the apartment, Edward chucked some money in the front seat and we made our way in.
Edward and I fell into blissful sleep, the tiara still firmly on my head.
A/N: Whew! That was one long ass chapter! I was going to split it in two, but decided that it needed to all go into one so we can move forward yet again. Hoped you enjoyed, and that the lemons were sweet enough. Lots of fun to write. Bella is more back to herself which we all love, especially Edward.
Anyone ever been to a female strip club? I have. Just a few days after my husband and I got married, my two girlfriends decided that we needed to go as they felt I had to have a lap dance. I got like 10 that night and then we got a couples lap dance, which was… really nice surprisingly. Anyone have any good stories they want to share? I also learned that the strippers really like having females in there as they have someone to talk to. Heard a lot of interesting stories that night.
A few more chapters to go so stick with me.
I gave you LOTS of lemons this chapter, so do me a favor and push the review button. If you don't know by now, they are GREATLY appreciated. I do this for fun, but its nice to be appreciated too.
Reviews are like being in the back room, sitting on Edward's lap as his cock is pressed up against your back. Yup, that's some food for thought!