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Summary: From licking icing, to somber stare-downs, to tripping over shoelaces, they all come to one ending. Boylove! ;D *Theme Challenge* Different stories and pairings per chapter xD The random stories.

A/N: LOL. Oh Pants! i had fun writing this one. I hope you guys are liking it. Thanks to His Last Walk for giving such an awkward pairings in this one. xD

Pairings for Somber: Marluxia and Zexion

Somber

It was late at night when all Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Zexion, Larxene and Marluxia went out to celebrate Axel's birthday. Everyone was at least almost drunk except for Zexion; he had passed out right away. Everyone in the room was deciding who should drive Zexion to his apartment. At first, everyone was telling Demyx that this was his chance to get in on Zexion but then out of nowhere, Marluxia said,

"I'll take him home. I wanna see his face when he sees me..." he said this in a monotone, almost creepy, voice; even his face remained straight. Everyone almost shuddered at the thought of what Marluxia had in mind.

What is he planning to do with my Zexion? Demyx thought angrily. It wasn't like they were going out or anything, but Demyx was still mad; he took a look at Marluxia but that beautiful face didn't have any hint of sarcasm. He was looking somber all along.

"Okay then, your choice. Come on, Demdem." Axel said and everyone left. However, Demyx's mind was not eased at all.

The morning

Zexion had a hangover. He came out of his room to get a glass of cold water – and suddenly, to his surprise, he saw his friend with the extravagant pink hair staring at him, "Marley? Why are you here?" he asked, confused. He was actually hoping it would be Demyx that had brought him home, but it turned out to be Marley. He waited for the young man to answer but he didn't get any.

He raised an eyebrow; "Okay..." he said and went to get a glass of water. When he came back to the living room, Marley was still staring at him with his serious countenance.

The clock was ticking and the two boys just stared at each other with their singular talent: the somber game, or somewhat like that. Both of them were looking bored with their dull eyes, and soon after, Zexion really didn't get the point of this.

On the other hand, Marley counted the minutes that have gone by. It was already three minutes that they have been staring at each other with such expression. Finally, Zexion retired, "What the fuck is the point in this?"

After a minute, Marley broke into the silence, "It's called I am more serious than you are," a sinister smile formed onto his face. And Zexion blinked in confusion.

"What?" now he was just bemused.

"What?" the pink-haired boy imitated, still wearing a somber visage.

Zexion shook his head. Oh my god! Why do I have such weird friends? "Ugh, you're annoying."

"Ugh, you're annoying," the other mimicked Zexion.

"Can you stop that?"

"Can you stop that?" Marluxia was enjoying himself immensely, but Zexion was not amused. The latter strode over to the other and leaned in menacingly.

"Shut up."

"Shut up~" Marluxia flipped his hair over his shoulder, urging, taunting the slate-haired man to do something.

"I will kiss you if you don't shut up," Zexion threatened.

"I will kiss y--"soft, firm lips landed on Marley's and all Zexion could hear, as soon as he was shoved away from the boy, was:

"Okay, fine! You win!"

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