NO, I don't own Twilight and YES, my hair is naturally green.

~~~Edward's~~~POV~~~

"Hey P…"

"Say it Freddie and your car gets it." Freddie immediately clammed up, causing us all to laugh. Leah perked up.

"What is this you're not supposed to say?"

Freddie shot a cheeky glare at Viola. "I'm not supposed to call her 'Poodle'."

"Your car is entering dangerous territory…"

"Poodle? Why?" Freddie obviously cared too much about his car to answer this, so Viola replied.

"Because I have curly hair, and I can change into a dog." Leah fell of the rock she was sitting on, laughing. Finally she sat up.

"Sorry, that's just priceless. I now dub you Princess Poodle." Viola raised an eyebrow at me.

"Is this normal?" I nodded.

"She gave nicknames to all of us. You got lucky, mine's Mind-Rapist Leech." I said, not without amusement. Viola seemed to agree, falling over laughing herself before giving Leah a high-five. I shook my head, trust Viola side with Leah about something like that.

Jacob, of course, had a better head on his shoulders and quickly asked, "So the whole changing into a wolf is normal?"

"Isn't it normal for you?" Viola looked at him expectantly.

"Yes.. well, but we are… you aren't…"

"I'm not from the Quileute tribe," she finished with a smile. Jacob nodded. "It's normal for me too. But so are many other things."

"These would be the things you hinted at when you were talking to me right?" Bella asked, I looked at my wife. What were these things? And why was my wife getting hints? Viola again nodded.

"I'm not a werewolf. I'm half werewolf. Kinda like Nessie and Nahuel." We all nodded, ok, still unsure where this was going.

"And…" Nahuel coaxed. She shot an annoyed look at him before sighing and whispering just loud enough for us to hear.

"And… my other half just might happen to vampire…" Ok. THAT was unexpected.

"How the F*** is that possible?" Leah burst out. She turned to look at me and Jacob. "That's f**** ing impossible, right?"

I shrugged, "Considering Viola exists, I guess not. Though I concur, I would like to know how this came about."

"Well, my current theory is that when the vampire bit me the saliva of the werewolf somehow entered the bloodstream and mutated causing me to become," She gestured to herself, "this. Whatever it is I am."

"Wait, you were bitten by a vampire? There was a werewolf there?" Seth looked concerned and I briefly remembered that he'd imprinted earlier on my sister.

"Well, yes. And after the vampire bit me, they both started fighting. I got away while they were distracted." I saw tears in the corners of her eyes and moved to hug her.

"I'm sorry." I whispered. She smiled up at me gratefully.

"Thanks… just some bad memories is all. I'll be fine." Freddie rubbed her back and she turned to hug him. Seth looked awkward, he wanted to hug her but he wasn't sure… I nodded at him, it was ok. He beamed at me before wrapping his arms around her. She laughed at the display of affection and I saw his face light up again. I made her laugh! I laughed myself at that.

"So what exactly is a half-leech, half-werewolf like?" Leah moved on briskly, eager to cut the hugging short before she might be forced to participate.

Viola shrugged, "I drink blood and consume large quantities of human food (That got a laugh from the others), I can change into a wolf although I don't have that constant high body temperature, I'm not exactly ice cold either, just a little colder than normal; and I have the whole super speed and strength but I don't sparkle in sunlight." She stopped.

" I'm a bit miffed about that actually, it looks really cool." She frowned and thought for a moment, "I think that covers it…"

Even Leah looked impressed.

~~~Leah's~~~POV~~~

Woah. Information overload. PP (Princess Poodle) was actually pretty cool. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad being related to her. Wait no, she's half leech... so is Nahuel… stop it logic, I was on a roll… but… shut it! I don't like her and that's final.

"… like Leah." I heard Embry say. What was with me not focusing on what people are saying today?

"What?" I shot a glare at him, he better not have been insulting me!

He put his arms up in defense. "I was just saying Viola's a girlie-wolf, like you." Wait. That's true. Viola can phase into a wolf. Viola is a girl. OMFG! I'm not the only female werewolf anymore. Damn it. I can't hate the girl now, leechiness or no leechiness. I searched for an appropriate come back. I smiled at Viola.

"Bitch." She laughed, recognizing the irony.

"Right back at you."

I glanced out the corner of my eye at my Alpha and nodded, letting him know that, although I was not about to willingly head into a mushy sisterhood with Viola, I at least accepted her. She was pretty cool. Much cooler then MRL (Mind-Rapist Leech) anyway. I heard MRL laugh, "Thanks a lot."

GET THE F**** OUT OF MY HEAD! … bloodsucking bastard… He just laughed again.

Hehe… I love Leah. She is an awesome character. AND NO LONGER THE ONLY GIRLIE WOLF… yay.