Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing but the plot line.

A/N: I am beyond sorry that I haven't posted in forever. I've just been so stressed. Midterms suck. Also, someone told me I couldn't write so to "Fuck off." If you're going to criticize at least be constructive. Anyway I'm sosososos sorry. I will try and start to update in a timely manner again. I already have my idea for the next chapter. How will Olivia react to sharing a room with Elliot for the first time, and what happens when Kathy finds out what's going on? P.S. I also need some names for the staff and other couples at the hotel. So I need probably three guys and three girls. I also need a main guy for something with Kathy. First names emailed are the ones I'll use.

The Island

Chapter 2: Touchy Subject

Kathleen entered the kitchen to find Olivia on the counter legs wrapped around Elliot's waist.

"Get a room." Kathleen shouted forcing Olivia and Elliot to break their passionate kiss. Elliot lifted Olivia off the counter, and playfully slapped her ass.

"Kathleen!" Elliot said turning back to the stove to finish dinner.

"Oh, come on El she's just kidding." Olivia playfully stuck her tongue out at Kathleen.

"Actually no. All you two do is play tonsil hockey, and then she leaves. The tension is killing us all." Kathleen grabbed a bottle of water and headed towards the door.

"Katleen, I hardly think Liv and my sex life..."

"Or lack there of." Kathleen added.

"Is any of your business." Elliot shut off the stove burner.

"Whatever Dad, but we all love Liv it's okay if she stays the night."

"She's got a point." Olivia said grabbing a green bean from the pot.

"Excuse me Mrs. I'm a screamer. Fine, you want have sex let's do it." Elliot was getting angry.

"El, I'm not a whore."

"Could've fooled me." Elliot went to set the table with Liv following close behind.

"What the fuck is up your ass Stabler? Has it ever occurred to you that we haven't done anything yet cause I refuse to sleep with you in your ex wife's bed?"

"I'm sorry. It's just I'm pissed. Not at you, but I wish we could spend more time together."

"El, I hate to break it to you, but we spend almost all day together."

"Yeah, but that's work. I mean as a couple, and you know I never loved Kathy as much as I love you."

Olivia's heart swelled. She really did love this man.

"So?" Eliot said wiggling his eyebrows as he cradled Olivia in his arms.

"So, let's eat." Olivia walked back towards the kitchen.

Dinner went smoothly. No major tantrums or fights except when Kathleen announced she wanted to get her belly button pierced. Olivia couldn't help but laugh into her salad when Elliot's face turned bright red as he denied her request.

"You know," Olivia started after dinner. "I used to have mine pierced."

It was just her and Elliot, the kids had ran off leaving the two of them to clean up the after dinner mess.

"Really?" was all Elliot could manage. Now that was something he never knew about Liv, and it was hot.

"Yeah, it was a great was to get a guy's attention."

Elliot spun around suddenly, " See, that's exactly why I don't want Kathleen to get it done. She will turn into a whore like her mother. She thinks she's such an adult. I want to be her friend, but I have to be her father."

Olivia could see the stress lines across Elliot's face.

"Tell you what," Elliot said looking at Olivia. "Why don't we take a little weekend getaway." Elliot said pulling two tickets from his pocket. Olivia was surprised that even with all of this stress Elliot could think of her.

"Elliot, I don't know. Who will watch the kids? Besides, were on call. Won't Cragen notice if we both disappear?"

"Kathleen said she'd baby-sit. Cragen said we had the weekend off and I told him I was taking the kids away on a trip. Besides, he thinks you're going to a weekend spa."

"Wow, El. You have taken care of everything. Of course, I'll go."