"You know mate, you look good in pink. It brings really out your eyes," Remus teased as James got ready for his big stunt. AKA: PEJIFOTWSRHPRAHAMTATTSYP (Plan Embarrass James In Front Of The Whole School Ruining His Popularity Records And Have Another Memory To Add To Their Seventh Year Plan.)

James just glared.

"Here come the girls," Sirius said cheerfully. "Hey hon." he said as he gave Lauren a short kiss.

"Hey," Lauren responded. "Are we ready for the prank?"

"Yes, lets just get it over with so that there isn't that many people in the Great Hall." James mumbled.

"Oh, I just thought of something," Morgan's face fell.

"What? We can't do the stunt?" James asked with false hope.

"No don't worry the stunt is still on," she reassured smugly. "It's just that the teachers will know who put him up to this. I mean it's sort of obvious he wouldn't do this of his own accord. Also, I think we should make it look like he's wearing his robes. Well at least to himself and the professors anyway," Morgan shrugged.

"Fine, put these charms on me fast. I want to get this over with. People will be starting to go into the Great Hall now."

"Pushy pushy. Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed," Kylie sang.

"You know, I think we should personalize his boxers," Alice said, speculating the plain, silky, hot pink boxers James was wearing.

"What!" James yelped. "No, no, no, no, no, no." he said now backing away from Alice's inspired mischievous smile.

"Yes, I think we'll have to." Alice said in mock regret.

All four of the girls took their wands out and started twirling them in an amused manner.

By now James had his legs crossed, and his hands attempting to cover the revealed parts of the silky boxers.

"Haha, you don't want to jinx me," James said meekly. "Do you?" he squeaked, overreacting quite theoretically.

"Oh James we would never jinx you," Alice said with a roll of her eyes.

Frank snorted.

"What?" he asked innocently. "Oh come on Alice. You would totally jinx him. Remember when he tapped you on the shoulder after DADA last year?" he asked with a roll of his own eyes emphasized with another snort... or three.

"Ok fine, maybe we would jinx you," she admitted ruefully. "I promise though not today. Hexes at the most."

"Hexes!"

"Oh calm down, that's only if you need restrains or something. I mean or if the.... bystanders need restraints. One might just accidentally hit you in the shoulder." Logan chuckled, that earned him a slap on the back from Sirius. He seemed to be enjoying this more than anybody. Even Alice or Kylie.

James let relief flood through him.

"Oh the stories I'll be able to tell my godchildren," Sirius let out a barking laugh.

"Who says you get to be the godfather?" Remus challenged.

"Who said anything about children?" James asked fearfully?

"Well he obviously likes me best," Sirius boasted, ignoring James' question.

"Yeah because he really loves flobberworms in his cereal,"

"It was funny!" he defended. "Lily sure got a kick out of it. She spit her own cereal out she was laughing so hard!"

"Erm, Sirius, I think that was because she thought you got her cereal too," Peter interrupted.

"Yeah," James grunted. "I'm surprised you didn't remember the part where she shoved it in my face first."

"Oh yeah!!!!!!!" Sirius recalled. "That was the funniest part. I actually did put it in her cereal to see if she would blame you! And it worked!!" he let out another peal of barking laughter that rang through the whole Common Room waking everyone who wasn't already awake.

"We'll just charm you." Kylie said thoughtfully interrupting the playful banter.

"A lot." Lauren and Morgan agreed grinning wildly.

"Do your worst." he muttered.

"Madam Pomfrey!!!!!" Lily called impatiently.

"Yes dear?" she asked now bustling over to Lily's bedside.

"When can I leave," she whined.

"When I'm sure you have no further injuries," she snapped.

"I'm fine! Look!" she yelled showing her every part of exposed skin she could hold on to.

After a very thorough, and long, inspection Madam Pomfrey couldn't find the slightest bit of evidence Lily was in any immediate danger despite her determination.

"Well I guess you can go now," Madam Pomfrey gave in.

"Yessss." Lily said with a punch in the air.

Madam Pomfrey was heard shuffling back into her office muttering sourly something about over dramatic teenagers.

Lily practically skipped through the corridors leading to the Great Hall. Stopping only when she was near to colliding into somebody else.

Singing under her breath she entered the Great Hall, and her jaw dropped to the ground.

There stood James Potter in silky, hot pink boxers! Her silky hot pink boxers! All over his chest were written words like "Sexy, I'm A Pretty Pony, I love flowers!, Does this look infected to you?, Girls have cooties, and You're just jealous," He seemed to be singing something to the crowd, and was dancing, in Lily's opinion, atrociously.

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

"I'm Too Sexy by: Right Said Fred"

"Oh. My. God," Lily breathed.

"Not again!!" she moaned.

She stomped up to the table, or tried to. James without a shirt...... Dizzying.

"What is he doing?" she asked Lauren forcefully.

"Lils, why do you seem so mad? What did he do this time?" she asked sympathetically, placing a soothing hand on her shoulder.

"THOSE ARE MY BOXERS!" she screamed.

At that precise moment James stopped singing. The only noise that could be heard was five hundred bodies turning towards her.

Panicking she hastily pulled out her wand and muttered a disillusion charm. It was a little to late for that though. Everybody had already seen her, and now they were laughing. Directly. At. Her.

Invisible Lily grabbed Lauren, Alice, and Sirius by the arm knowing they were the masterminds of the plan, then trudged over to where James was standing. She grabbed him by the elbow and pulled.

After they got back to the Common Room it was completely empty.

"Ok explain now," she ordered angrily.

"Explain what?" James asked. In response he got her signature "I-Hate-You-James-Potter-And-You're-The-World's-Biggest-Git" glare.

Lauren rolled her eyes playfully. "She wants to know why you're wearing her boxers," she explained. Sirius let out another barking laugh, followed by Alice's girlie giggle, and each tried to muffle it by stuffing their fists in each others mouth.

"Your boxers?" James inquired curiously.

"My girlie boxers," she explained vaguely.

"Girlie boxers?" he teased. Lily cocked an eyebrow in his direction trying to make him see the point.

An expression of understanding dawned on his face. " But, Kylie said that......." he trailed off.

"Kylie." he muttered darkly. He shot up out of his favorite arm chair by the fire like a bat out of hell, and sprinted back downstairs to the Great Hall. After James was clear out of sight, Lily cracked a mischievous grin of her own.

"Kylie Jessica Walker!!!!!!!!" James screamed to the hall not remembering he was still in boxers, and not caring. From the corner of his eye he saw Renee sitting next to Josh laughing along with some other friends at the Ravenclaw Table.

"What!?" she yelled back across the hall spraying Remus with chunks of toast, hitting him in the eye. "Oh I'm so sorry Remus!" she cried, trying to pick off stray pieces of toast in his hair.

"S'ok," he muttered shaking all of the stray bits of toast away with a flick of his sandy blond hair.

"Why did you tell me those boxers were mine charmed pink!?!?!"

"I don't know what your talking about," she said tilting her head to the left and cracking a grin.

"How could you give me Lily's boxers!!!! Of all people! It just had to be Lily didn't it?"

"Aw come on man! You have to admit it was funny!" chided Logan.

"You shouldn't even be mad. You look good in pink," Peter tried. "All the girls were staring." He said in a sing song voice.

"They were?" He asked an air of superiority barely scraping the surface of his words.

"Yeah, totally." Frank added catching onto his weakness.

"I mean you have great abs." Morgan admitted blushing a deep pink. "And pecs."

"All those other 'ceps' too I guess." she added.

"I do don't I?"

"Yeah." Everyone chimed looking at each other like 'He really does have a big ego'.

"Remus? Why haven't you said anything about my amazing body?" James teased.

"Oh I'm sorry oh mighty James. I should have known you would have wanted to know that you had girlie phrases written all over yourself in pink, flashing, fluff." he said with a roll of his eyes.

"Fluff?" he cried incredulously earning a few blank stares from people close enough to eavesdrop on the conversation. Seeing who it was they just turned away snickering.

"It's pink!" Kylie quipped, clearly enjoying his tortured expression.

"Pink fluff?" he squeaked.

"Yep!" she said cheerfully.

"I don't know whose worse. You or Alice."

"Ooohhh that's a tough one." she agreed.

"I'd say," he muttered. "First you make me run around the Great Hall singing I'm A Pretty Pony. Then you had to go the extra mile and add on I'm Too Sexy. Worse of all I was dancing around in Lily's 'girly boxers' with pink, flashing, fluff all over me. I don't know which was the worst."

"Did you say 'girly boxers'?" Remus asked, about just as amused as Kylie and Morgan.

"Yeah, he did." Morgan taunted.

"What are girlie boxers?" Peter asked obliviously.

Frank and Logan both whispered it into his ear at the same time. With each word his face grew more and more to the point of revulsion.

He let out a forced laugh, a cheesy smile and excused himself muttering something about a bathroom.

Next to his empty seat Frank and Logan were left guffawing like idiots leaning on each other for support.

"What did you tell the poor boy?" Morgan asked.

"Stuff," they said simultaneously.

This earned them both a thumbs of from Remus and Kylie, and a smack in the chest from Morgan. As soon as Remus saw Morgan smack them he put his thumb down and gave them a smack over the head of his own.

"I guess we should go find Pete. We don't want him to get lost. Again," James said, somehow forgeting about his pink boxers and fluff, yet again.

"Yeah, remember the one time he went into the girls bathroom." Remus asked cracking up with laughter.

"I remember that one." Morgan growled.

"Oh right you were the girl he walked in on!" Frank chuckled.

"That was me all right. I bet he had a bbbbiiiggg bruise. I kick very hard if I do say so myself." Morgan said smugly.

"Let's go before they get a kick out of this." Kylie snickered leaving her chewed toast and now rubbery eggs behind, dragging Morgan along while she attempted to get one more bite of pancake before the fork clattered to the table.

Right when they walked out of the Great Hall they heard a nauseated moan coming from the left. The girls bathroom.

"Peter." they said in unison giving eachother discusted looks. They plugged their nose and went for it.

A/N: Ok now.