A/N ok quick author's note. There is some cuss words in this chapter. Oh and I want to give a shout out to AutunmUrie, Alanna-Banana1987 and Feather696 for being my first reviewers. You guys rock! =)

Clary's pov

Chapter 2: But, they are mundie!

I smirked as I turned around after retrieving my blade. I could hear the thoughts of three shadowhunters right behind me. I already knew everything about them having seen that I would end up being equanted with them in my future. The girl, Isabelle's her name; had by far the most amusing reaction to me I have ever received. Even more hilarious then the clave's WTFH and shocked ramblings. "Wtf! Holy apricot jam and pickle nut cheese, mundie stole my trade mark!" I snickered at Isabelle's creative word creating.

"Holy apricot jam and pickle nut cheese eh? Doesn't sound very appetizing and just for the record I did not steal your trade mark." I pointed out. I could hear Sebastian failing in trying to hold in his laughter in the background.

"Oh no you didn't!" replies the oh so amusing Isabelle.

"Oh, but honey, yes I did. And the whip isn't your trade mark."

"Yes it is!"

"No it isn't!"

"Is to."

"Is not."

"Is to"

It was my time to respond and I decided to trick her. "Is to." I responded.

"Is not?"

"Hah!"

Just then the fair haired boy said, "As much as this is entertaining, how did you know Isabelle's name and she was going to say holy apricot jam and pickle nut cheese?"

"I didn't!"

"Ah yes you did!"

"Did not!"

"Did to!

"Did not!"

"Did to!"

"Did to." I said.

"Uhm did not?" he said questioningly.

"What are we talking about?"

"I don't know..."

"Perfect", I replied. Just then Sebastian and I burst into hysterics. These people are better then cable and what not to wear. That's when the black haired boy caught my attention, clearly annoyed at his idiot companion's actions. Alec I believe is his name mentally shook his head.

"Wow, tricked by mundies. That's a new level of stupid especially for Jace and Isabelle." I lauded even louder, carelessly and agree out loud with Alec.

"you got that right Alec!" I yelled between fits of laughter. I wiped tears out of my eyes and saw Sebastian do he same.

"Well as much as we enjoyed the free entertainment, we have to go." Sebastian had stated. I nodded my head in agreement and turned on my heel, heading to the door only to see the only exit besides the window blocked by blonde boy.

"Move your fat ass Goldilocks." He gaped at me, clearly shocked at what I ha said to him. Alec and Isabelle were turning red from holding in hysterics hat could prove to explode at any minute. My guess is no girl had ever talked to Dr. Ego bigger then the greater demon of vanity that way.

"Are you callings fat!?"

"Depends on what your opinion of being 'fat' is. In this case then yes, I am calling you fat" I smirked. "Now move!"

"Or what Red? You gonna kick my sexy ass?" he retorted with sarcasm. That annoyed me to no end and decided to just end his conversation so I could go.

"Move you grandpa!"

"Not until you tell me the answers I wanna know and by the looks if I'm a grandpa I am one goddamned sexy grandpa." I rolled my eyes.

"I'm sorry but I don't go out with egotistical jackasses that lack in common sense and less then a third of a brain. Now move or you are gonna get your ass handed to you by a girl." I threatened. Isabelle and Alec rolled with more quaffs of laughter, rolling on the floor. I watched with an amused expression as goldilocks' face turned red from anger and stood his ground. I shrugged dramatically and said

"Well you asked for it" I hit him in the you know where, { ;) }then hit his jaw and forehead knocking him out cold. I giggled as I saw him faint at the intense awesomeness of my fighting skills. Sebastian finally taking more part in what was going on put a sleeping mark on the two nephilim, leaving them senseless for the next couple of hours.