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Ch. 3

It was a typical Monday morning after a huge battle between the rain and the thunder finally came at ease. Birds and squirrels drew out of their shelters with anxiety. It seemed like a perfect way to celebrate the peace as birds began chirping harmoniously and squirrels began scurrying along with the rhythm of the dripping droplets. Everything appeared to fit ideally in this environment: the serenity, the placidity, and the silence echoed through out every corner of the streets in the Jump City.

Until…

"A WHAT?!" the Teen Titans screamed in terror, frightening all the lives in Jump City as they conceal themselves back into their shelters. Well, except for Producer Steve, who was smiling grimly and the mayor, who was enjoying his biscuits at the moment.

Producer Steve showed no sign of worry in his tone instead he squealed in delight, "Oh isn't this splendid! See! Mr. Mayor, I told you so! They're all thrill with this idea!" The mayor just nodded while he continued to shove more biscuits into his mouth.

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Although I'm a really big fan of yours sir, but..but.. This can't be it! Even I know what 'thrill' means and I'm sure none of us here is thrill! I thought this movie is supposed to be a comedy," Beast boy threw his hands up in the air and for the first time, his twinkling eyes filled with admiration for Producer Steve disappeared into the midst.

"For once, I agreed with Beast Boyexcept of the second part of course. I'm indubitably not 'thrill' with this. This is absurd! The idea is more like a horror/thriller if you ask me," with that, black energy was emitted from Raven as a couple of light bulbs began cracking.

"Friend Robin, does this mean we have to engage in the process of kissing?" Starfire wondered, resulting in a blush on Robin's face.

Producer Steve slapped Starfire on her back, receiving a death glare from Robin, "This Star girl sure has a vision! With minds like these, our movie industries would surely be successful."

Before Producer Steve could wrapped his arm around Starfire, Robin cut in, "Sir, we're superheroes. We can't possibly be in any type of intimidate relationship nor can we be faking any surreal relationship. It could be dangerous."

Producer Steve just chuckled, "Of course you can… I thought you and Starfire's relationships are already beyond the line of 'professional's'."

Both Robin and Starfire blushed at that comment.

"Whistle… Cool. So now all we got to do is watch those two suck each other's face in public. This ought to be fun," Cyborg snickered, pointing his fingers to Robin and Starfire.

"Aww man! And I thought I'm gonna have some funny parts!" Beast boy pouted.

"Don't worry, young man. Your character surely will have some comedic roles in this movie. Both you and your partner," Producer Steve spoke.

Beast boy leaped up in joy and nudged on Cyborg's shoulder, "Dude! We're gonna be famous man. Both you and I. The tin man and the handsome beast man will be the best comedians duo ever!"

Producer Steve coughed to gain back Beast boy's attention, "That surely is a compelling idea. But no, I'm not intending on making this movie a homosexual movie. So, I'm pairing you up with your other teammate, Raven, as a couple!"

With that, the war had started…

"Mr. Steven, I think you're missing a vital issue here. Even in the eyes of public, both Beast Boy and I hadn't really got along. Our relationships are barely close enough to be called colleagues. So, how do you expect us to promote this movie as a couple for the span of two months," Raven explained while Rage began escaping its way to the surface.

"Yea, sir! I don't know why she couldn't stand a hot and funny guy like me, but I bet if you leave the two of us in a common room together for a minute alone, a disaster is guaranteed," Beast boy debated.

Flash! Pictures started rolling out of the camera as Producer Steve took a portable camera out of nowhere and started shooting the bantering scene between the changeling and the empathy.

"Nice! Flash Good Job guys! Flash Keep on flirting! This is awesome! The public will surely enjoy this love-hate relationship and besides, all you guys have to do is pretend to go out for two months. It can't be that difficult, just continue flirting and you'll be just fine."

"WE ARE NOT FLIRTING!" The two shouted at the same instant.

By this time, the rest of the titans were now laughing on the floor, clasping their hands on their stomachs, as the pain of this hysterical scene was just too much for them.

Cyborg laughed, wiping tears away from his eyes, "Haha! Oh my god! I wish you two lovebirds the best of luck, man! Haha!"

"WE ARE NOT LOVEBIRDS!" Beast boy and Raven shouted simultaneously.

Robin started, "Haha! You guys are even finishing each other sentences! How romantic?!"

"We should glorified this moment with a Tamaranean traditional song of the newfound love," Starfire twirled joyously.

"Starfire, I assure you that there is none and never will be any newfound love between Beast boy and I. As the matter of fact, I would rather die in the most excruciating death than to go out with him," Raven stated.

"HEY! What do you mean by excru-what ever that means? It's not like I wanna go out with you anyway," Beast boy argued, sticking his tongue out.

Before he could finish his final piece of biscuits, the mayor had enough. He decided to seal this deal once and for all, "In behalf of the mayor himself, . Me, I commanded you to follow this ordeal or else there will be a consequence that you all will regret! If you cooperate, I'll even give you my biscuit," he said, handing the last piece of biscuit in front of Raven and Beast boy.

"There's no way on Earth, Hell, or Azareth am I going to tolerate myself in such an agonizing pain by pretending to go out with him!"

"YEA! The decision is final and there's no way you're going to change it!"

A/N: TADAA!! So, what do you think? Please review. They really inspire me to continue. : )

P.s. No offense on the homosexual part (It was just a joke. So, sorry if I offend anyone and personally, I think gays are cool. I even have a gay friend and he's nice.)

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