Lol, just enjoy!
For well-trained military men, this was just ridiculous. It was more than ridiculous; it was embarrassing.
Men like them didn't do well with embarrassment. It was just a given fact.
Men like them shouldn't find themselves with bright red, circled cheeks, red lips and things in their hair. They also just don't sit on pink little blankets, in a very public place (right in front of the damn base, where every other soldier moved!) and have a little tea party out of pink little cups.
But damn all little girls to hell for being so damn persuasive! "More tea, Mrs. Kitty-man?"