Chapter 2: Unexpected First Day
In Math 1101: Naruto's 1st Period Class
SFX |Classroom Chatter|
Chouji: Hey, Shikamaru? Shouldn't you be in the honors math class?
Shikamaru: I decided to take basic algebra II so that I could slack a little
Naruto: Are you kidding me? It's a sausage fest in here, all the hot girls like Sakura-Chan are in honors algebra II, and this is so boring.
Kiba: It's not like your dumb ass could've made it with your horrible test scores
Naruto (Yells): You're one to talk dog breath; your scores were as low as mine
Kiba (Yells): Idiot, you try studying while taking care of dogs
Shikamaru: *sigh* (These two are gonna make this class more troublesome)
SFX |Crashing Noise|
Kiba: What the hell?
Anko: Shut the hell up! Now that I'm here you need to learn some respect and lock your eyes on me; I'm Anko Mitarashi, miss a class and you will fail
Naruto: Y…You're the teacher
Anko: Hmm |Throws Chalk at Naruto's Forward|
Naruto: Ouch
Anko: Idiot, don't act so surprised! Now open your text books to page 13 and finish problems 1-73 before the end of my class
Chouji: D…don't you think 1-73 is a lot for the first day
Anko: You got a problem with that FATTY!
Chouji: …WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!
Anko: FAT…TY
Shikamaru: (Oh this is one scary woman)
Chouji: I'm not fat I'm big boned
Kiba: Haha This class is a riot
Naruto: (I wonder how the rest of the teachers are)
Anko: All of you SHUT THE HELL UP!!!, Time for the roll call. When I call your name tell me your favorite food and I will be calling you that for the rest of the semester, Chouji Akimichi
Chouji: Pork Barbeque
Anko: Ok Porky
Shikamaru: Wait she was serious
Naruto: O...ooo… Am I next, am I
Shikamaru: She's going in alphabetical order…
Anko: Shaddup! Kiba Inuzuka
Kiba: Beef Jerky
Anko: Ok Chewy
Kiba: …
Naruto: me next me
Anko: Shikamaru Nara
Shikamaru: … Mackerel
Anko: Fishy
Naruto: Ok now I know I'm next
Anko: Kid do you have ADD or something
Shikamaru: (She's one to talk)
Anko: Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto: RAMEN!!!
Anko: That's a hard one…Wheaty…no…Noodles yeah Noodles
Naruto: Noodles…
Kiba: Hell I'll trade you chewy…
Anko: NO! No trades now get out your text books and… (Bell rings) times up huh… oh well complete chapter 1-3 for homework and its due Friday. Test on next Monday
Freshman Lunch
SFX |Chatter|
Ino: Sasuke-kun eat with me
Sakura: No eat with me Sasuke-kun
Sasuke: Hmmph…Fine
Ino: He sitting next to me Billboard head
Sakura: Who wants to eat next to a pig?
Sasuke: *Moves both girls over* If I sit between you… I'll be sitting next to both of you.
Ino and Sakura: *giggles*
Naruto: Hey Sakura-Chan, Ino, and…Sasuke
Ino and Sakura: Tables Full
Naruto: But it's only three people and…
Ino and Sakura (angerly): GO AWAY!!!
Hinata (shyly): (Ok, I'm going to ask Naruto-kun to sit next to me) N.-kun (Interrupted by Chouji)
Chouji: Hey Naruto Over here
Naruto: Chouji!!! My man!, Hey Hinata you mind If I sit next to you
Kiba: Uh… Hinata you ok, your face is turning red
Naruto: Man, I'm in a jam right now, I have psychology next and I can't figure out Ms. Anko's stupid homework, first day of school and I'm already gonna fail
Hinata (Shyly): N…Naruto-kun, I can tutor you in math if you like
Naruto: Really thanks Hinata (hugs her) What would I do without you
Hinata: (Naruto-kun hugged me, am I dreaming)
Naruto: We can all have a study session at my house after school, my parents won't mind
Kiba (Yells): HEY EVERYONE PARTY AT NARUTO'S HOUSE
Naruto: What no!
Shikamaru: Kiba you're a douche
Kiba: *Laughs* JUST KIDDING (Bell rings)
Transition between Freshmen lunch and Sophomore Lunch
Naruto: Phew that could've ended up ba… (Bumps into Neji)
Neji: Hey Freshman, watch were you're going
Naruto: And who the hell are you suppose to be?
Sakura: *grabs Naruto by the collar* you block head that's Neji Hyuga, one of the most popular guys in this school
Lee: Wow who's the cutie?
Ten Ten: Ugh… Lee don't tell me you're gonna start preying on freshman girls
Neji: Just stay the hell out of my way freshman
Sasuke: Tell me, are you going to tell me the same thing
Sakura: Sasuke-Kun?
Neji: Oh if it isn't Sasuke Uchiha, we still have a meeting after school today
Lee: You two have beef already?
Neji: We had a little scuffle in Chemistry
Sasuke: A little scuffle huh, you were thought your seniority would've given you an advantage against us freshman, but it looks like I may be more popular than you
Neji: We'll see about that UCHIHA!!!
Sasuke: I'm ready when you are Hyuga…
Neji and others walk past the freshmen
Sakura and Ino: (Sasuke's so cool; he stood up to one of the most popular guys in the school and didn't even flinch)
Naruto: Hey Sasuke! I didn't need you to intervene, I could've handled that guy in a second, believe it!
Sasuke: Idiot… you think I said something for your sake; please I could give a rat's ass about you chump!
Naruto: *being restrained by Kiba and Shikamaru* You wanna make something of this
Shikamaru: Damn it Naruto stop being so troublesome
Psychology 2261: Naruto's Second Period
Hinata (Shyly): Naruto-kun I left a seat vacant for you
Naruto: Thanks Hinata, so we're the only freshmen in this class, why are there so many juniors and seniors here
Kabuto: You don't know Mr. Morino do you
Naruto: Uh, I don't know you either
Kabuto: You're right my apologies, I am Kabuto Yakushi, I am the student body vice president, pleased to meet you Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto: Wait… how do you know my name?
Hinata: The vice president is in charge of student personnel and data
Kabuto: Like I was saying, our teacher is a retired Marine; he was the senior master sergeant of the interrogation branch
Naruto: Yeah so
Kabuto: He fails about 90% of his student because of the Psychological stress he puts us through his lessons
Naruto: Oh joy
Hinata: I'm sure we can get through this Naruto-kun
Naruto: You're right Hinata
Kabuto: (They have no Idea of this guy's strength)
Ibiki: Ok settle down
Naruto: (Not so bad Anko literally raised hell in first period)
Ibiki: We are gonna take an exam, if you fail you might as well withdraw from this class and try again next semester, you have to get a 80% or higher and there are 200 questions and you will have 30 mins to answer all of the questions
Naruto: Eh?
Ibiki: Begin
Naruto: Oh man, these numbers and circles are making me dizzy and it's not even multiple choice questions? (Arrgh I'm going to fail)
Kabuto: *Raises Hand* I'm finished
Naruto: What kind of mental genius?
Hinata: *Raises Hand* I'm finished
Naruto: You too
Class: *Raises Hand* I'm finished
Naruto: Why am I the only one struggling?
Ibiki: (Heh, so that kid's the only one who didn't read the directions, being psyched by the hard rules that I set up)
Naruto: *Raises Hand* I'm finished (I might as well give up)
Ibiki: (Spoke too soon) Awesome, you all pass
Naruto: What?
Kabuto: Don't tell me you said you were finished without reading the directions…
Naruto: Directions… (Write your name raise your hand and proclaim I'm finished) What kind of test?
Ibiki: Welcome to psychology, the only hard work in this class is having the guts to stick it out
Naruto: Hehe… (That was close)
Third Period (Physical Education): All freshmen
Naruto: Finally a class I don't have to stress over
Kiba: YAHOO P.E., no pencils no paper, only sweat
Shikamaru: Ahh… why can't I be back in pre-school, all we did was sleep
Chouji: I'm with you Shikamaru; I want to be in lunch again
Ino: You two are so uh…
Sakura: Finally I can stretch out a little
Sasuke: Hmmph
Hinata: (Two classes in a row with Naruto-kun)
Shino: Ecology next
Asuma: OK, since there are 6 guys and 3 girls, one the guys will have to rotate out each game
Shikamaru: I'm out first…
Asuma: Ok, Ino and Sakura you're the captains of the dodgeball teams
Ino: Yes
Sakura: (Inner Sakura: My team's gonna kick Ino's ass)
Asuma: Sakura you have the first pick this round
Sakura: Sasuke-kun
Ino: No fair, I pick Kiba
Kiba: Ok let's kick ass
Sakura: (Wow besides Sasuke-kun there aren't any physically fit looking guys…We have Shino, Naruto, and Chouji) Shino
Shino: Guess I have no choice in the matter
Ino: Hmmm Chouji
Naruto: (Are you serious…)
Sakura: Hinata
Ino: Naruto…
Naruto: Why the hell am I the last pick?
Asuma: Team Sakura you ready
Sakura: CHA!!!
Asuma: Team Ino you ready
Kiba: YAHOO!!!
Asuma: 1…2…3… DODGEBALL
Kiba and Naruto at the left ball at full speed and crash into each other as Sasuke picks up the ball and eliminates Kiba but Naruto jumps back quickly
Kiba: Damn it shithead you got me eliminated
Naruto: Not my fault you don't know how to dodge
Ino: Naruto heads up!!!
Naruto: *catches a ball going full speed*
Asuma: Shino's out Kiba's back in
Kiba: Yes
Shino: Oh well
Hinata: (I wish I could've been on Naruto-kun's team) *is hit by a ball from Naruto in the face*
Naruto: Sorry Hinata
Sakura: Just me and you Sasuke
Sasuke: Ok here's the plan *whispers to Sakura*
Sakura: Ok here goes nothing *Lobs the ball towards Chouji*
Chouji: I got it
Ino: Chouji no
Sasuke: *throws a fast one at Chouji knocking him out before he can catch the ball*
Naruto: So that's your strategy eh Sasuke
After 5 rounds, Team Sakura defeats Team Naruto 3-2. As the bell rings for the final class of the day
Fourth Period: Literacy 100
Naruto: Phew… Final period of the day
Sasuke: …, (he's in this class)
Sakura: Hey Sasuke-kun!!
Sasuke:…,(ugh her too)
Sakura: Sasuke-kun can I sit by you
Sasuke: Whatever…
Shikamaru: Sasuke and Naruto in the same class again, ugh this should be troublesome
Kurenai: Listen up class, instead having a hard diagnostic test like most of your teachers give were going to break up into groups of two and create a poster representing something you've read over the summer
Naruto: (We were supposed to read…)
Sakura: Hey Sasuke what book did you read?
Sasuke: Information by Kishizaku Fujisake, it's about a kid who stumbles over his families secret journal detailing their past lives as Assassins but the FBI finds the book when he takes it and brags about the story to his friends. It's pretty interesting, (she wasn't paying attention to the story at all...) what book did you read?
Sakura: I read a book by Kathy Barron called Stargaze, it's a romantic story about two lovers from different dimensions as they struggle to see each other before he has to return to his homeland, (he isn't paying attention to the story at all…)
Naruto: (Crap I didn't read a book), so Shikamaru what book did you read
Shikamaru: I didn't
Naruto: Wahh
Shikamaru: It was too much work trying to find a good book so I didn't read one; instead I played shougi and watched anime
Naruto: So…what should we do about the assignment?
Shikamaru: Uh…I should have known you didn't read a book either, all we have to do is make up two stories and two authors and draw them on a poster. No one cares if it's real
Naruto: Shikamaru…you are one lazy genius
Shikamaru: Uh…thanks
Later
Kurenai: Well all of these are pretty good and were out of time
Naruto: Phew got off scotch free
Kurenai: Naruto... and Shikamaru can I see you two for a minute
Naruto: (Oh crap, damn it Shikamaru)
Kurenai: I just wanted to talk about your posters for a second
Naruto: I'm sorry it's all Shikamaru's idea
Kurenai: So you were the group leader Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: I guess so (thanks for selling me out Naruto)
Kurenai: You two had the best poster in the class, it's like both of you created these stories how well you did?
Naruto and Shikamaru: (…)
Later in Naruto's Homeroom
Kakashi: So how did you three enjoy your first day?
Naruto: It was okay
Sasuke: Not a big deal
Sakura: It was fine
Kakashi: (They seem worn out compared to earlier) that's the bell see you all tomorrow
Sasuke: See ya
Sakura: Bye Kakashi-sensei
Naruto: See you tomorrow
Later outside of school
Sakura: Sasuke-kun you don't have to do this
Naruto: Yeah Sasuke, who knows he might beat the shit out of you
Sasuke: I doubt it
Lee: So you made it Uchiha
Sasuke: What gives? Where is Neji
Lee: He couldn't make it I'll be your opponent
Sasuke: *Spits* that Coward, well then bring it on
Lee: Fine by me
Next Chapter: Afterschool Activities