It had been a relative uneventful morning for Wilson… that is except for walking in on House in bed with a hooker. He knew his best friend wasn't seeing anyone. Living together meant they virtually had no secrets from each other, well at least when it came to relationships.
Wilson knew his buddy was upset he couldn't get Cameron to come back to the hospital. House's reason for wanting Cameron to come back was a little harder to interpret. Maybe House wanted Cameron to come back because it would give him some semblance of how everything used to be. It was Wilson's opinion that his friend seemed to be happiest with his old team, or at least functioned best with them. Having at Cameron back meant he would still have a piece of that dynamic. House had come a long way but still he hated change.
The other theory Wilson had was that when Cameron left something in House finally clicked. That he realized that Cameron had finally been pushed too far and that he would never see her again. Wilson always believed that House secretly liked Cameron but instead of putting himself out there decided as long as Cameron was near he didn't have to risk getting himself hurt by trying a relationship with her. Now that she had gone he was forced into action, because House will never take action unless he has no other options and even then the chances are slim.
Wilson sighed as he was filling out paperwork on his patients. He was glad House had grown enough to actually search for happiness, especially when he had chances for it in the past, but now it seemed to keep eluding him. If the more emotionally stable House had existed seven years ago maybe things with Cameron would have been different.
His deep concentration and thoughts were broken when he heard slamming sounds. Alarmed, Wilson looked up to locate the disturbance and located the source to be coming from the door out to his office balcony, the back of a human body pressed up against the glass. Realizing it was House, Wilson quickly got up from his desk to move to the other side of the door.
The sounds of House hitting the glass were much softer but continuing. Wondering what the hell was going on he was about to unlock and open the door but than saw over House's shoulder long cascading brown hair, presumably the same of the woman he saw nestled in House's bed earlier. House's hands were wrapped around the small of her back and hers his neck, obviously want as little space between them as possible.
For a moment Wilson was stunned watching his friend making out feverishly make out with whoever that woman was, who also seemed to be enjoying herself because he could definitely hear moaning sounds also. Once the shock wore off and seeing that the pair was going to keep going at it until they were interrupted Wilson knocked on the glass door. After the first knock failed to break them up Wilson banged much harder on the glass and saw the couple finally pause, the woman's face still hidden by House's face and the woman's hair.
Wilson could see them talk a few seconds before they let go of each other and the woman stood behind House blocking her from Wilson's view.
House quickly turned around to face his buddy through the glass, ":Hey Jimmy what can I do for ya."
Finally overcoming the last bit of shock Wilson unlocked and open the door partly because House too close to open it fully, "House what the hell are you doing out there?"
"Thought that was obvious," House began in usual wit, "making out with this amazingly sexy brunette vixen."
House wanted to add some explicit detail of their late night workouts but decided pushing the limits of his new relationship with Cameron was not wise... at least not yet. He liked this fun and adventurous side of her and he didn't want to jeopardize that.
Still flustered Wilson spat out forgetting the woman was still behind House, "House you cannot bring a hooker to your office."
House smirked he felt Cameron step from behind him and replied, "You mean the balcony?"
As Cameron came into view Wilson jumped back in shock almost speechless, "Cameron… I am so sorry…"
"What for calling me a hooker?" Cameron said playfully feigning anger as she and House stepped into Wilson's office. House put his arm around Cameron's waist to drive the point home to Jimmy he was mistaken.
Even though putting his hand around her waist was less PDA than they just did on the balcony she couldn't help but smile at the gesture. It seemed once House took down the barriers and let you in he wanted to show it.
"I thought House didn't convince you to come back and than I saw the woman, I mean you this morning…" Wilson started rambling.
"What you walked in while I was in bed with House," Cameron said deciding to have a little more fun at the Oncologist's expense.
Instead of rambling Wilson decided to put his foot in his moth before he dug himself in a deeper hole.
House smirked very proud of Cameron's antics than decided to end his friend's torture, "Relax she knew you walked in this morning. You were set up."
Wilson looked to Cameron for confirmation, "Sorry you had it coming calling me a hooker twice."
Wilson finally regained composure as he saw Cameron smiling telling him she wasn't upset, "I thought you were in Hawaii and the last time I saw you, you had blond hair."
"It's fine you didn't know it was me but I would be more careful if I were you, labeling women hastily," Cameron remarked playfully.
Without a reply Wilson went to sit in a chair in front of his desk still a little shocked at the whole situation. House moved to sit on the couch and Cameron next to him, House keeping his grip on her waist.
"Too bad Foremen's gone because by Wilson's silence it looks like he may have brain damage. We could use an neurologist," House said to Cameron but loudly enough for Wilson to hear who was just studying them intently.
This got Wilson to say what was on his mind, "So the intense lip action out there?"
"I am surprised as you are she's an exhibitionist," House quipped earning a nudge in the ribs from Cameron's elbow and Wilson to shake his head.
"Ow! You have a forceful side Doctor Cameron. We should explore that later," House said playfully.
"The show on the balcony was only to teach Wilson," Cameron stated ignoring House.
House could tell she was not upset by his comments; she got his sense of humor. A benefit he attributed tlo the years she worked with him.
"Wait a minute that was your idea," Wilson asked startled by that Cameron would do something like that.
"Yep," Cameron said simply not embarrassed at all, in fact she looked rather proud.
"Wow," Wilson began, "you've been with him less than 24 hours and you are already acting like him."
"I'm lucky," House said enthusiastically pulling Cameron a little bit closer.
Wilson chuckled a bit and looked at his friend, "You're an idiot for not doing this years ago," Wilson said gesturing his hand between House and Cameron no longer upset at being fooled.
Instead of denying it House simply leaned over and gave Cameron a slow soft kiss on the lips before turning back and replying to his best friend, "I know."
A/N: Nothing more fun than embarrassing Wilson. Next chapter will be a discussion between Wilson, Cameron, and House about the current situation. After that will get to see House take on Cuddy and the board.