A/N: So I think some people were confused, but none of the drabbles from the first section and none of the drabbles from this section are related in any way. Thanks for reading.
~*Idiot*~
"Morning." McGee said as Tony walked to his desk and sat down without a response. "You okay?"
"Fine." Tony said turning his computer on.
"You sure?" McGee asked as he looked at Ziva who hadn't even bothered acknowledging Tony.
"McGee, I said I'm fine." Tony growled.
"Okay, okay." McGee said turning back to his screen while Ziva ignored Tony completely.
"I'm going to get coffee." Tony said as he pushed back from his desk and left the squad room.
"I'm going to the bathroom." Ziva said and left in a different direction.
"What Abby?" Tony hissed again as the scientist blocked him from the break room.
"What's wrong with you?" Abby asked stomping her foot at Tony.
"Nothing." Tony said.
"Is it about Ziva?" Abby tested and Tony looked away from her. "It is. What happened?"
"Nothing, we broke up." Tony shrugged.
"That certainly isn't nothing." Abby hissed. "What happened?"
"Abby, please." Tony said as he looked over her shoulder. "Not now."
"Tony, what happened?"
"I left her." Tony admitted as he winced when Abby gasped.
"What? Why?" Abby asked with a pouted lip. "What went wrong?"
"Nothing went wrong." Tony said.
"Then what? You just got bored of her? Wanted something new?" Abby screamed. "You can't do that, Tony, not to her!"
"It's the opposite!" Tony screamed back then took up a softer tone. "I didn't sleep at all two nights ago and you want to know why?"
"Because you dumped Ziva?"
"No, because she wasn't there." Tony sighed and rubbed the back of his neck. "I can't sleep without her with me. I could lose her so easily, then I would be completely incapable of doing anything if she's gone completely."
"You're an idiot." Abby deadpanned and walked away from him angrily.
"She's right." Ziva said as she came from the corner and walked in front of Tony. "You are an idiot."
"Good morning to you too." Tony said as he glanced at her and turned to walk away.
"Wait." Ziva said as she grabbed Tony's arm and pulled him back to her.
"What?" Tony asked as Ziva's hands went to his hair and she pressed her mouth softly against his. "Zee." Tony moaned as she sucked on his bottom lip.
"What?" She asked then kissed him again.
"How much did you hear?" He asked when she pulled away again and dropped her hands from his hair.
"Enough to know you haven't slept in a couple of days." She smirked and he glared at her.
"You shouldn't spy on people."
"You shouldn't break up with me because you are scared." Ziva countered as she pulled back from him.
"Are we going to talk about this?" Tony asked. "Have plenty of make-up sex?"
"You are going to have to work hard to get to the make-up sex." Ziva laughed as she headed back towards the squad room.
~*Muffins and Sweets*~
"Hey." Tony said as he stepped in front of Ziva's desk and held out a paper bag to her awkwardly.
"What's this?" Ziva asked as she took the bag from him and peered inside.
"A muffin." Tony said with a nervous smile. "I noticed you didn't get a chance to eat before you left this morning."
"Thank you, Tony." Ziva smiled surprised by how sweet he was being and how nervous he was. "Is one for you?"
"No." He laughed. "I didn't know what you liked better, so I got you blueberry and chocolate chip."
"I like them both." Ziva smiled shyly, not used to this type of treatment. "Would you like the chocolate chip?"
"If you don't want it." Tony smiled as he watched her place the blueberry muffin on a napkin and stood from her desk.
"Thank you very much, Tony." She said softly as she placed her free hand on his cheek and kissed him softly. "This is very sweet of you."
"Don't want you to go hungry." Tony said taking the bag from her and glancing around the squad room before kissing her again, this time sucking softly on her lower lip.
"I'm glad." She laughed as they pulled away and he sat at his desk.
"DiNozzo, Abby's lab." Gibbs said moments later and Tony practically ran away.
"How long were you there?" Ziva laughed as she ate a piece of her muffin.
"Long enough to know you spent the night at his." Gibbs said still standing in front of her desk.
"So the entire time." Ziva smiled and Gibbs nodded. "We have been together for awhile, Gibbs. It hasn't been a problem."
"I know." Gibbs nodded with the smallest smile. "How long?"
"Three months." Ziva answered simply. "He is really sweet. I was kind of surprised."
"Don't hurt him, Ziva." Gibbs said and she immediately went to protest. "I know you wouldn't intentionally. But I'm sure he was sweet when he was younger and no one appreciated it."
"I know." Ziva said sadly. "He is still terrified of rejection. I do appreciate everything he does for me and has done for me."
"Good." Gibbs said as he sat at his desk. "And no more making out here."
~*Neglected McGee*~
"How's he doing?" Gibbs asked as he walked in with a fresh cup of coffee.
"Good, they just started his medication." McGee said as they stood at the end of the bed and watched Tony. "Said it would make him groggy."
"Ziva here?" Tony asked as his drowsy eyes searched the room.
"Not yet, should be here any minute." Ducky said as he looked over Tony's file.
"Tony, Tony. Are you okay?" Abby asked as she ran into the room and hugged Tony careful of all the wires.
"Perfect." Tony grinned sleepily. "Where's Zee?"
"On her way." Abby said as she looked back to the others in the room. "Get some sleep, okay?"
"M'kay." Tony nodded as he pulled the covers closer around him.
After and hour or so the team agreed to take turns staying with Tony so some of they would be able to get rest and work. McGee and Gibbs decided to take the first shift and sent Abby and Ducky home.
"Hey." Gibbs greeted as Ziva entered the room.
"How is he?" She asked as she walked over to Tony's side and pushed his hair back.
"Doing better." Gibbs said. "Refusing to sleep."
"Why?" Ziva asked confused as she looked back to Tony to see his sleepy green eyes focused on hers.
"Dunno." Gibbs said watching his two agents closely. He saw Tony whisper something and Ziva smile.
"Ziva?" McGee questioned as he saw Tony scoot over and Ziva climb into the bed next to him.
"Yes McGee?" Ziva asked as Tony wrapped his arms lazily around her and she rested her head on his shoulder careful not to add any more weight to his chest.
"What are you doing?" He asked confused as Tony turned his head towards Ziva and kissed her forehead.
"Leave'er alone, McGoo." Tony growled softly.
"Go to sleep, DiNozzo." Gibbs said still watching Tony and Ziva.
"'kay, Boss." Tony smiled as he intertwined his fingers with Ziva's. "Night Zee."
"Night Tony." Ziva laughed as she and Gibbs entered a staring contest.
"So you're like together?" McGee asked as he watched his teammates cuddle.
"Yes, McGee." Ziva smiled as she looked away from Gibbs.
"They've been together for about seven months." Gibbs said as he continued to look at Ziva.
"How do you know?" McGee asked.
"He told me." Gibbs said as he watched Ziva draw lazy patterns on Tony's chest. "Seven months ago."
"I know." Ziva smiled and Tony sighed contently in his sleep.
"Well why didn't I know?" McGee practically pouted and Gibbs and Ziva laughed.
~*Instigator*~
"Daddy." A small voice called happily. "Daddy."
"Tony, your daughter wants you." Ziva laughed as Tony buried his face in his pillow.
"No, you're hearing things." Tony said as he looked at his wife.
"Daddy." She called again with a giggle.
"You know why she wants me in the mornings?" Tony asked as he rolled out of bed and pulled boxers and a shirt on.
"Because she knows you are not a morning person." Ziva smiled as sat on her knees on the bed in front of Tony. "She likes to instigate. Sound familiar?"
"Yeah, you do it all the time." Tony smirked as he cupped her jaw and kissed her.
"Daddy."
"Go get my daughter, Tony." Ziva laughed as she pulled back from her husband and he pouted. "And we both know you are the instigator."
"Daddy, Daddy." She called again.
"I'm comin'." Tony said as he left his bedroom and went across the hall to his daughter's nursery. "Good morning Talya."
"Daddy." Talya grinned her green eyes sparkling in the morning light. "Mornin."
"Come'ere Lil Bit." Tony smiled as he plucked Talya from her crib and brought her to the changing table. "How long have you been awake?"
"Wittle Bit." She giggled as her father changed her diaper then settled her back on his hip.
"That's right, you're a little bit." Tony smiled kissing Talya's dark curls and bringing her back into the master bedroom.
"Good morning Talya." Ziva smiled as Tony lay next to her with Talya on his chest. "How are you, my love?"
"I'm good." Tony grinned as he pulled the covers up.
"Shush Big Bit." Talya said to her father as she snuggled against him.
"I love you." Ziva laughed as she rolled over and kissed her daughter's nose.
"She told me to shush." Tony whined as he wrapped his arms tight around his little girl and kissed her hair.
"You deserved it." Ziva smiled as Talya yawned.
"Stop instigating, Zee-vah." Tony smirked which turned into a huge yawn. "I'm gonna take a nap."
"You just woke up." Ziva laughed seeing Talya was already asleep with her thumb in her mouth and her head borrowed under Tony's chin.
"Mmhmm." Tony mumbled.
~*Sorry*~
"I'm sorry, Tony." McGee said softly as Tony paced in front of him in the waiting room.
"Sorry for what McGee?" Tony exploded. "Sorry that Ziva and I lost our baby or sorry that there was even a baby that might have to deal with me as a parent?"
"I'm sorry you lost your baby." McGee said standing in front of Tony. "I'm sorry for how much you're hurting right now."
"We would've made damn good parents." Tony said as he rubbed his hands over his face.
"I know." McGee said. "You still will."
"You can see her now." A nurse nodded as she left Ziva's room.
"I'm going to go with her." Tony said as he walked away from Tim.
"Hey." Ziva said as she saw Tony walk into the room and sit by her bed. "I'm sorry, Tony."
"Don't be sorry." Tony said as he took her hand and kissed it. "It wasn't your fault, it was an accident."
"I lost our baby." Ziva said softly as she looked away from Tony. "Tony."
"It was an accident, Ziva, you didn't do anything." Tony said as he moved to the edge of her bed and hugged her tightly. "It was that dumbass drunk driver's fault, not yours."
"But our baby." Ziva cried into Tony's shoulder. "They're gone."
"I know." Tony said burying his face into her hair. "I love you."
"I love you too." Ziva said squeezing him tighter. "But I really wanted this baby."
"I know, I did too." Tony whispered against her ear. "We can still have more babies."
"I want to." Ziva said tearfully. "I just don't know when."
"That's fine." Tony smiled. "We have all the time in the world."
~*Ideal*~
"Hey Abby do you have those results?" Ziva asked nervously as she entered her friend's lab.
"Yes." Abby said and pulled up the results. "The victim was defiantly pregnant. No doubt there was defiantly a bun in her oven."
"Who's pregnant?" Gibbs asked as he walked in with Tony and McGee behind him.
"The vic."
"The victim's a dude." Tony said.
"Oh." Abby said and glanced quickly at Ziva. "Well then."
"Abby, whose pregnancy test is this?" Gibbs asked pointing to the screen.
"Mine." Abby swallowed nervously as Gibbs and McGee both gaped at her but Tony focused on Ziva.
"What?" McGee almost shrieked.
"Can we not talk about this now?" Abby pleaded as Ziva continued to look at her feet.
"Sure." Gibbs said sending Abby a disappointed look before leaving the lab with McGee and Tony.
"Ziva?" Abby questioned softly as she hugged her friend. "You're pregnant."
"I know." Ziva said hugging Abby back weakly.
"Tony?" Abby questioned as she pulled away from the hug.
"Of course." Ziva laughed bitterly. "It is always Tony."
"A little DiNozzo." Abby smiled.
"Not yet, Abby." Ziva sighed. "Thank you for running the test, I will talk to you tonight."
"Okay." Abby said with a weak smile.
"Where you going?" Tony asked as Ziva stepped off the elevator.
"My desk, what are you doing?" She asked with narrowed eyes.
"Waiting for you." Tony said as he pulled her into the bathroom with him and locked the door behind them. "Somethin' you want to talk about?"
"No, you?" Ziva asked crossing her arms over her chest.
"How 'bout Abby being pregnant?" Tony started as he stepped towards her. "Kinda random, she hasn't mentioned having a boyfriend or anything."
"Just because she has not mentioned one does not mean she does not have one." Ziva said as he came closer.
"Yeah, well, I don't think it was her test." Tony said as he pressed Ziva back against the counter and put his arms on either side of her.
"Why is that?" Ziva swallowed nervously.
"Because when she was asked she looked at you." Tony started and gently placed some lose hair behind her ear. "Because you didn't look up the whole time we were down there." He continued as his gaze softened. "Because even though we've only been together for a little while I never used a condom and we never talked about birth control."
"What do you want me to say?" Ziva asked. "That you're right?"
"I want to hear you say it." Tony said as he rested his forehead against hers.
"I'm pregnant." Ziva said. "With your baby."
"Amazing." Tony whispered as he kissed her softly.
"You are happy about this?" Ziva asked stunned as he kissed her again.
"Thrilled." Tony said with a brilliant grin. "We're gonna have a baby, Ziva."
"I know, Tony, that's the problem."
"Why is it a problem?" Tony asked as he picked Ziva up and set her on the counter.
"A baby." Ziva said as Tony kissed her again. "We have only been together for a couple months."
"So?" Tony asked. "I love you."
"I love you too, but a baby?"
"Zee, it already happened. You're pregnant." Tony laughed. "I thought this was something you wanted. Your whole American dream."
"It is. Just not-." She started but Tony cut her off.
"With me?" Tony finished stepping back from her. Any sign of happiness gone from his face. "I understand. I'm not exactly ideal father material. But I can be, if you just let me show you." Tony pleaded as he fidgeted with his hands.
"Tony." Ziva whispered as she hopped down from the counter and hugged her boyfriend. "What I was going to say is, just not like this. I thought we would be married and decided to have children not just have it happen."
"Oh." Tony said kissing her shoulder. "Yeah, it's kind of surprising."
"Kind of?" Ziva asked looking up at him.
"It's been on my mind since you threw up the other morning." Tony smiled. "It was the only thing that made sense. We haven't exactly been careful."
"I know." Ziva agreed. "You are wrong by the way."
"'bout what?" Tony asked.
"I only ever imagined having children with you." Ziva said as she pressed her lips sweetly against his. "Because you will be a great father."
"I guess we'll find out soon." Tony grinned.