So fun it is to enforce what's right,

to make villains tremble with fear

So great it is to win a fight

with a triumphant sneer

This side that I so do admire,

is doing what is good,

and catching the crooks, the thieves, the liars,

putting them in jail as I should

My name is known far and wide

for stopping this trouble they make,

and when they see me they decide

it is best to start to quake

Time after time I beat them all,

until it's all a routine

All these villains they shall fall,

the city will no longer scream

I may pick this world,

but then again I may not

It all depends on this one girl,

one that I like a lot

If I choose this will she be safe,

running around all the time

standing there while I fight a wave

of oh-so-dangerous crime?

I just want to rest easy

about her being okay,

and if she's there beside me,

I can fight another day