Okay, not only is Bowser's story really short - but so is this chapter. I'll explain why at the end. In the meantime, I hope you're able to enjoy.


Most of the pupils started to moan, for they had been hoping that Mario would be chosen. They often enjoyed listening to what he would write, although mainly due to the fact they all liked him. Mario sighed in relief while Bowser sulkily stood up. He had been hoping he wouldn't have been chosen, but had no problem with shouting out in front of the class (which he often did when he was at his hold school). Holding his sheet of paper, Bowser walked to the front of the classroom and turned to face the class.

"Come on then, Bowser," smiled the teacher. "Read to us what you've written."

Bowser held up his sheet of paper in front of him. He cleared his throat. "My story is called; 'The Cool Evil Koopa King'."

The class all turned their attention to the young Koopa, although they didn't think they would enjoy listening to his story as much as they enjoyed listening to Mario's.

"Once upon a time, there was a Koopa. He was a really cool Koopa. The reason he was cool is because he was evil. The reason he was evil was because he waas cool. Nobody liked him, because he was evil. But he didn't care, because he was cool. He was a really cool evil Koopa."

"I don't like evil Koopas," whined Peach fearfully.

"Do you like cool ones?" asked Bowser, looking up for the sheet of paper at the young Princess.

"I guess."

"Then listen to the story." Bowser turned back to the sheet of paper. "When the cool evil Koopa grew up, he took over the land and became a cool evil Koopa King. He even kidnapped the Princess of the land."

Peach's eyes widened. She had always wanted to be kidnapped by someone evil, just like a lot of Princesses were - as long as someone would rescue her.

"Then a kid with a moutachue came to save her."

All of the children looked up in surprise. Suddenly, Bowser's story had become interesting. Knowing who the character that had just come into the story was, all of the children jumped up and down and cheered for the character - all except Luigi, who sulked unhappily. He knew he was not the character in Bowser's story

"So the kid with the moustache tried to save the Princess - but got into a fight with the cool evil Koopa King. The cool evil Koopa King won the fight, ate the kid with the moustache and he lived happily ever after."

The children stopped jumping up and down and cheering. They, along with the teacher, looked at Bowser with stunned expressions. Luigi, however, clasped his hand to his mouth so nobody would see him sneering. Then suddenly, the children started crying and wailing.

"Okay, be quiet, class!" the teacher shouted, trying to be heard above the loud sobs that came from almost every child in the room. "Why don't you go and have lunch?! You've all been working hard for the past three hours! Go have lunch - and shut up! You're giving me a headache!"

The class all calmed down and started to walk sadly out of the room. Mario was one of the first to leave, not wanting to be near Bowser. Luigi walked out slowly, still hiding his smirk.


Okay, there was gonna be another part which followed Bowser's story - but I cut it out, because was very similar to a story I read years go. I don't know if I got the idea from it, but just in case I did, I'm leaving it out. And I couldn't think of anything good to replace it.

I sure hope it isn't putting you off this story. I did say this story would be short - but I don't want it to seem like it's being rushed.