Author's Note: I don't own anything. Things got pretty dramatic the past few chapters! D: Back to the humor! Lolz…then more drama! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Well…maybe…we will see :D

Frollo could no longer avoid his duties, so he decided to go to work.

"My office is sooooo boring!" he thought, "It needs to be more amazing!"

He opened a draw and found some glue and some glitter. "PERFECT!"

Using his newfound dancing skills, he pranced about the room and threw the glitter and glue. (A/N: perfect moment for slow mo! Lulz back to the story!)

"There we go!"

His office looked like there had been an explosion. He had glitter all over the place. Frollo opened another drawer and found a wet suit. "This shall be perfect for me!"

He put it on and it fit him perfectly. It was green, just like Esmeralda's eyes. He then began to think of her. "I wonder where she went. Why did she leave me just like that? I'm so much older than her. Things will never work out between us!"

A knock. "Yes?"

"My lord, you have a few cases today to oversee!"

"Coming right away!"

Frollo darted out of the room and into the judge seat, completely forgetting his judge robes. "First case if you please!" he shouted happily.

A lawyer stood up and said, "Yo what up Roll Up!"

Frollo flashed the peace sign and said, "Holla at yo boyyyyyyyyyyy"

"Word up!"

"Okay now that's over, what's the problem?"

"This man, Fred, was caught stealing a loaf of bread."

"Oh my god! No way!"

"Yes, it's true!"

"Fred, why did you steal the bread?"

"My name isn't Fred! It's George!"

"Okay fine then George! Why did you take it!"

"My family was hungry."

Frollo's eyes bugged out. "Poor little dude! You have the right to feed your family! GO BE FREE! I'll pay for your bread."

"Frollo…he needs to be punished."

"Punished is a cruel word. No more cruelness from this man!"

"FROLLO!"

"FINE! He will work off his wages to the bread man. Have a nice day! Now get out! NEXT CASE!"

The lawyer walked out in a huff, and in walked another lawyer and he was with Phoebus. "Oh snap!" Frollo whispered.

Phoebus glared at Frollo and shouted, "I'm suing you for causing me to have panic/stress issues at work. I can't handle this job anymore so I quit and I'm suing!"

Frollo yawned and said, "Sorry lunch break!"

"Where did you put Esmeralda?" Phoebus asked, "If you tell me, I will drop the charge I have against you."

"She's gone," Frollo sighed, "She left."

"Fine. Charge is dropped. Goodbye Frollo, I'm out."

As Frollo was about to leave, a man he didn't recognize came in. "Hello Judge Frollo," he smiled.

"Hello tharrr!" he grinned.

"I have a case to present to you, however there are no witnesses."

"I'm intrigued. Please go on."

"It's a case of a broken heart."

"Broken heart? Omg! We needs pillows, pop corn and tissues stat!"

As if on command, one of the guards came in with all of the items. "Nice."

"Now tell me your story!"

"It's a tale about a woman torn between her heart and her mind."

"Sounds serious," Frollo said as he dug into his popcorn.

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Razzie," he began, "She had been in love with a young solider named Bob, but as time went on the love was beginning to fade. There was no passion. There were no thrills. No chills. No spills. Well tears were spilt. But anyway….then there was a cruel man, a very cruel man named Frohodollo. He hated Razzie and anyone Razzie hung out with. Then one day, Frohodollo had an accident and his attitude changed. He tried to make amends with everyone including Razzie. Razzie had begun to develop strange feelings for this man, but her heart was filled with woe and torment. She was lost and confused."

"That is so powerful. That should be a movie."

"Sir, what should Razzie do?"

"Hmmm, I think Razzie shouldn't go with either man. She needs to be independent and express herself," Frollo replied with a sassy wave of his hand.

"Thank you sir," The man suddenly disappeared.

"That was weird."