"No Lavender, I can't do this!" said Harry all the while his ribs slowly being crushed by Lavender's grip.
"Why Harry! You like Ginny Weasley, is that it? You like Ron's sultry sister" replied Lavender.
"What do you mean?" Harry said, confused by Lavender's choice of words.
"Don't tell me YOU don't know! Harry she's been around the block with Michael Corner AND Dean!!!" squealed Lavender, pouncing on this short bit of weakness of Harry.
"What are you talking about, that's not true!" Harry said his belief that Ginny was some sort of innocent maid shattering.
"Oh, so poor Harry thought that Ginny was saving herself for marriage!!!" Lavender said and then she laughed at Harry.
Harry pushed Lavender away causing her to fall to the floor. He ran out of the room to the sound of Lavender Brown's maniacal laughter. Harry started crying. Were all those things Lavender had said about Ginny true? He could not believe it. He decided to ask Hermione about it.
Lavender Brown lied there on the bathroom floor laughing at Harry's weakness. She was now sure that he would be easy pickings, but to be doubly sure she would have to order in a new batch of love potions from the Weasley twin's joke shop.
"Hermione" said Harry to his bushy haired female best friend. "Hermione I need to talk to you.
Hermione slowly started to put down the book which she was reading, titled "Sense". "What is it about Harry?" She said half look at him.
"It's about Ginny." Harry said. Hermione then immediately put down her book and smiled at Harry.
"What about her?" asked Hermione smiling.
"Well I was... talking to Lavender Brown today... and she said some things about Ginny which I find hard to believe." said Harry.
"Like What?" asked Hermione, curious.
"Well...she said, sort of implied, that she was ... no longer a virgin..." said Harry.
Hermione looked shocked "Honestly Harry are you going to believe Lavender Brown who now hates Ron?"
Harry started to go into deep thought . "Hey you're right, maybe she was just lying. She probably was, right?"
Hermione nodded in agreement and then picked her book up again. "Yes Harry now go get Ginny, you can do it!!!"
Lavender Brown smiled. The package was delivered quickly and she had now formulated a plan to give it to Harry. He would give it to him after their Quidditch match.
Lavender slwoly started laughing, while the other girls were looking at her in an odd way.