Ash: 17
Misty: 19
Brock: 24
In My (First) Interview Fic, Trainers Begin Their Journeys At 13 & in My Opinion, Almost Five Years Has Passed Since Ash Started His Journey.
Warning: Characters Being OOC (Most Likely Ash)
Pokémon Shoot Interview Series #1: Ash, Misty & Brock
Ash: This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door.
*Misty Face Palms*
Ash & Watts63: And I'm floating in a most peculiar way! And the stars look very different today!
Brock: Here am I sitting in a tin can.
Ash: That's right, Brock-o.
Brock: Far above the world.
Ash, Brock & Watts63: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can doooooooo-
Misty: THE CAMERAS ARE ROLLING YOU KNOW!
Ash: THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED OUTTAKES, MISTY!
Watts63: The cameras are rolling? Shit *clears throat* now we're back with the Pokémon Shoot Interview Series with Ash, Brock & Misty.
Ash: Yo!
Watts63: Now, I'm gonna to name the episode of your adventures & you'll tell everybody what your opinion about it was?
Brock & Misty: Ok
Ash: Alright. Name 'em.
Watts63: "Clefairy & the Moon Stone".
Ash: That was a dick move, Brock.
Brock: What are you talking about?
Ash: You know what I'm talking about? When Pikachu owned those Zubats, you caught a Zubat behind our backs or should I say "off-screen". What kind of shit was that?
Misty: Yeah, that was messed up, Brock.
Watts63: Brock?
Brock: *Looks away* No comment.
Ash: Yeah, you better have 'no comment'.
Watts63: What did you guys think of Seymour?
Ash: I thought he was gonna rape me.
*Brock & Misty starts laughing*
Ash: For real man, you guys saw how he was humping me.
Misty: I don't know about that Ash but he was definitely weird.
Brock: Indeed.
Ash: Besides a pedophile, I first thought he was insane when he started talking about going to outer space with them but after that incident in Viridian City…
Misty: He's probably in space right now as we speak.
Watts63: What about when Gary wrote on the sign "Gary was here! Ash is a loser!"?
Ash:……..*shows his middle finger* Right here Gary, right here.
Watts63: Okay. "The Water Flowers of Cerulean City".
Ash: Brock, this is something I always wanted to know…what kind of "stuff" were you doing that day?
Brock: I wish I could tell you but cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ash: What?
Brock: Nothing.
Ash:..Anyways, do you guys remember what James said before they went blasting off?
Brock: "At times like these, it makes me want to go straight".
Ash: James is such a-
Misty: Quit ignoring the fact that you didn't earn that badge, Ash Ketchum!
Ash: What? I saved the gym from getting destroyed!
Misty: But you didn't beat me!
Ash: I beat you for Totodile!
Misty: I kicked your ass at the Whirl Cup!
Ash: That was luck! Besides if Pikachu battled, you would've lost!
Misty: Oh, so you're blaming Pikachu that you didn't earn the badge. That's low, Ash, even for you.
Ash: I HATE YOU!
Misty: I HATE YOU TOO!
Ash: I LOVE YOU!
Misty: I LOVE YOU TOO!
*Ash & Misty Starts Making Out*
Brock: Here we go again.'
Watts63: W-w-what?
Brock: Don't tell me you really believe that "I only love you as a friend" BS.
*Ash & Misty Still Making Out*
Watts63: I don't know what to believe anymore.
Brock: Ash fucked a lot of girls since the break up & from I heard, Misty got went some guys too but in the end, they still care about each other.
*Ash Picks Up Misty & Takes Her to His Dressing Room*
Brock: I give them 3 minutes.
*45 Minutes Later; Ash & Misty Comes Back Blushing Embarrassingly*
Watts63: *sarcastically* That was a long 3 minutes.
Brock: Screw you.
Watts63: No thanks. I don't swing that way.
Ash: BURN~! *Ash & I hi-fives*
Brock: Ash, it's funny how you thought Seymour was a pedophile but yet you just had sex with one.
Misty: *glares at Brock* What did you just say?
Brock: What you & Ash did is statutory rape in the court of law. Daisy was right, you do like young boys.
*Misty hits Brock with the Mallet from Hell; Brock knocked Out in His Chair*
Watts63: Is he gonna be fine?
*Misty Puts Away Mallet*
Misty: Is he breathing?
Watts63: Barely.
Misty: He'll be alright.
Ash: Yeah, Brock is just jealous that he couldn't do this with Lucy *Ash French Kisses Misty*
Watts63: Only love each other as friends huh?
*Ash & Misty Blushes*
Misty: I guess we got a little carried away.
Watts63: A little? Ash you're not wearing your hat & gloves & Misty's hair is down now.
Ash: Well, I always liked her hair down.
*Misty Kisses Ash on the Cheek*
Watts63: Well, until Brock wakes up. Let's talk about your adventures before meeting Brock.
Ash & Misty: OK.
Watts63: "Pokémon Emergency".
Ash: *sigh* The night we met the stalkers.
Misty: They're still following you?
Ash: Yep but now it's getting really sad. I don't care anymore. I just say Thunderbolt & they go flying.
Watts63: They sure are committed tho.
Misty: You can say that again.
Watts63: I just realized something….where is Pikachu?
Ash: He's straight over there *points at Pikachu*.
*Pikachu Waves at Ash While Eating Ketchup*
Watts63: Ketchup's a hell of a drug.
Ash: What?
Watts63: Nothing.
Misty: Besides, I can't believe you got away with blowing up the Pokémon Center.
Ash: Hey, hey, hey, hey. If Koffing didn't use Smog, the Pokémon Center wouldn't have blown up.
Misty: But it did.
Ash: If a certain someone would have used Staryu or Starmie instead of a f'n Goldeen, maybe I wouldn't need Pikachu to use Thunderbolt & Team Rocket would've never stalked me in the first place!
Misty: Are you saying it was my fault?
Ash: I'm saying that you were useless & I had to save our asses! Hell you could've helped me when I first battled Team Rocket but NOOOOO you had to stand over like a deer in the hea-
*Misty hits Ash with the Mallet from Hell; Ash knocked Out in His Chair*
Misty: Hmph. *thinking* He looks so cute when he's sleeping.
Watts63: Well until Ash & Brock wakes up, we're gonna take a little break. Stay tune for more of the Pokémon Shoot Interview Series.
Misty: *thinking* Oh crap, I forgot my bra back in Ash's room.
To Be Continued(?)
Ash/Misty: What I can say? I love Pokéshipping.
Any Misty fan out there can't deny that she was completely useless in their first encounters with Team Rocket.
The beginning was a parody of my favorite scene in Mr. Deeds.