Ash: 17
Misty: 19
Brock: 24
In My (First) Interview Fic, Trainers Begin Their Journeys At 13 & in My Opinion, Almost Five Years Has Passed Since Ash Started His Journey.
Warning: Characters Being OOC (Most Likely Ash)
Pokémon Shoot Interview Series #1: Ash, Misty & Brock
Misty: Now what do you say?
*Ash & Brock Bandage Around Their Heads*
Ash & Brock: We're sorry.
Misty: I forgive you, Ash.
Brock: Hey, what about me?
Misty: You called me a pedophile. Piss off.
Ash: BURN~! *Ash Hi-Fives Misty*
Brock: Whatever. *thinking* I wish Lucy was here. After this interview, I'm heading down to that Battle Tower & fuck her until a Pidgey flies over & shit on her bed. Don't worry my Pike Queen, big daddy's coming home.
*While he was in his own thoughts, I was waving my hands in front of Brock*
Watts63: Hey Brock! Come back to us Brock!
*Misty Was Gonna Pull Out a Mallet But Ash Stops Her*
Ash: I think he's had enough.
Misty: Alright, just for you, Ashy.
Ash: You're lucky I only let you call me that, Mist.
*Misty Kisses Ash*
Watts63: I got an idea.
Ash & Misty: What?
Watts63: Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt on Brock!
Pikachu: Ok. *Pikachu Thunderbolts Brock*
Brock: Pikachu, why you shocked me?
Pikachu: You were zoning out again.
Brock: *blushing* Oh.
Ash: Why did Pikachu listen to you?
Watts63: Who do you think was the one that gave him all that ketchup?
Pikachu: True.
Ash: You'll listen to anybody who gives you ketchup huh?
Pikachu: Pretty much *leaves to resume eating ketchup*.
Misty: Ketchup's a hell of a drug.
Ash: What?
Misty: Nothing.
Watts63: Now let's talk more about Kanto. "The School of Hard Knocks".
Misty: Skip it.
Watts63: Huh?
Misty: I don't want to hear that slut's name ever again.
Watts63: Ash? Brock?
Ash & Brock: *looks away* I don't remember.
Watts63: Sure you don't. "Bulbasaur & the Hidden Village".
*Misty Punches Brock in the Jaw*
Brock: *groaning in pain* What the hell!
Misty: That was for hitting me, you jerk!
Ash: Then there was when Bulbasaur tackled you; & then falling for all those traps. That wasn't your best day, Mist.
Misty: *sigh* Don't remind me.
Watts63: Ash, Misty, what was your reaction when Brock fell off the bridge?
Ash & Misty: Dead.
Brock: Why am I not surprised?
Watts63: What about Melanie?
Ash: She was ok but that bridge trap was overkill.
Brock: Agreed.
Misty: Yeah, I mean didn't she even think about that someone *points to Brock* could've died?
Watts63: She did save Brock.
Misty: That was the only reason we didn't report her.
Watts63: Ash, how Bulbasaur been lately?
Ash: He's been doing great.
Misty: You told me he got together with Bayleef right?
Watts63: Really?
Ash: Yeah. Bayleef finally got over me!
Brock: Personally, I thought she would never get over you after that time you turned into a Pikachu.
Ash: *glares* I told you to never speak of that…EVER.
Brock: My bad, Ash.
Watts63: What happened between you & Bayleef?
Ash: Watts, what happened in that forest…stays in that forest.
*Misty Wraps Herself around Ash*
Misty: Why did you think the clips of Ash being Pikachu was shortened?
*Ash Starts to Cry in Misty's Chest*
Ash: No Means No, Bayleef!
*I Making a Signal to Stop Rolling*
*20 Minutes Later*
Watts63: Are you ok, Ash?
Ash: *sniff* Yeah, I'm ok now.
Watts63: I think it's best we don't mention her again.
Brock & Misty: Yeah.
Watts63: Alright. "The Path to the Pokémon League".
Brock: You're cousin really kicked your ass, Ash.
Ash: *back to normal* Shut up, Brock.
Misty: I really wanted my badge back after that disaster.
Watts63: A.J.'s your cousin?
Ash: Of course. He look exactly alike besides from the clothes, the hair & his fake ass Bill Clinton accent.
Watts63: Have you heard from him since then?
Ash: All I know is that he's still training & his Sandshrew evolved.
Watts63: From the look of things, it looked like you didn't like each other much.
Ash: We used to fight all the time when we were kids so it was no biggie. He's still family when it comes down to it.
Watts63: "Charmander – The Stray Pokémon".
Brock: Damian is a piece of shit isn't he?
Ash: You should've punched him out. I would've had your back…sort of…maybe…never mind you would've been on your own.
(A/N: Remember Damian Had Like Four Other People with Him)
Brock: *sarcastically* Gee thanks, Ash. Someone who pretty much handed you a Charmander, I really appreciate it Ash.
Ash: Don't pull that shit with me, Brock. I was pretty much telling you that you can have him but NOOOOOOOOOOO someone thought otherwise.
Watts63: How is Charizard now?
Ash: He's still training at the Charicific Valley. Kicking ass & taking names.
Watts63: Have you thought about bringing him back with you full time again?
Ash: You damn skippy but the producers say that it wouldn't be "good for the plot". Fuck the plot. I'm trying to be a Pokémon Master.
Watts63: So getting rid of your Pokémon wasn't your idea?
Ash: Everybody except Butterfree & Lapras wasn't my idea.
Watts63: Primeape?
Ash: He was a P1 Grand Prix Champion & just started to like me. Why the fuck would I want to give him away to a fake ass Rocky Balboa.
*Everyone Starts Laughing*
Ash: Yo Adrian!
*Brock Gets on Top of His Chair*
Brock: DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ash: And never see it since but he's still 'in training'. Like Rocky is really gonna give it back to me.
Watts63: Pidgeot?
Ash: Don't get me started on that! I have gotten so much heat! People always saying that I didn't keep my promise when I left it in Viridian Forest. As a matter of fact, I did visit him when I came back from the Orange Islands, Johto, Hoenn & the Battle Frontier but it was never aired! So the people that want to make me look bad…*shows his middle finger* fuck you.
Brock: Two times!
Watts63: Misty?
Misty: *snickering* I'm just enjoying the show.
Watts63: "Here Comes the Squirtle Squad".
Brock: Or should I say "Teenage Poké Ninja Squirtles".
Ash & Watts63: Nice!
Ash: Squirtle was Kamina before Kamina was cool.
Watts63: What do you mean?
Ash: Have you ever watched Gurren Lagann?
Watts63: Yes, it's one of my favorites.
Ash: Well then, if you noticed, Kamina's glasses are the same style of Squirtle's. They stole it.!
Watts63: When I think about it, you're right.
Ash: They the only thing they changed was the color. At least give Squirtle some credit! Just because he doesn't have a drill doesn't mean he can't pierce the heavens.
Watts63: Any other opinions?
Misty: Ash's hero complex shining through.
Ash: I don't have a hero complex!
Brock, Misty, Pikachu & Watts63: Bullshit!
*Ash's Eyes Widened*
Brock: I will call May & Dawn (A/N Fuck Max! He sucks!) right now & they'll tell you the same thing.
Watts63: You've already died three times!
Misty: I highly doubt you'll make it to your 21st birthday!
Pikachu: Do you realize how many criminal organizations you pissed off?
Watts63: I'm surprised no one hired a Hitman yet!
Misty: You know what! We're gonna go outside & get some air while you think about what you just said 'oh great Chosen One'.
Pikachu: Yeah!
*Misty, Brock, Pikachu & I Leave Ash By Himself*
Ash: Gee, what's up their asses? But I know what's up Misty's tho *wink*.
Misty: *From Outside* WHAT WAS THAT!
Ash: NOTHING!
To Be Continued(?)
Ash on Releases: I had to break the fourth wall for that one. I always hated how he would release them for dumb reasons.
Ash/Bayleef: I always thought that would happen if Bayleef saw Ash as a Pokémon. Poor Ash.
Ash/A.J.: They look too much alike not to be related.
Ash/Hero Complex: It can actually rival Aizen's God Complex.