Sasuke Uchiha muttered every curse out there to Naruto and Tonbo. He was walking to the hospital, where a "friend" of his was waiting. Why was he calling the two knuckleheads every bad name he could think of? Because of the attire and the unnecessary accessories the boys forced him to wear and take. He was wearing a blue silk dress shirt, with Ookami's favourite black jacket over it. His black slacks eased him some; it was the only clothing he had on that really belonged to him. He hated the very fact that he and Ookami were the same size. And, if his clothes didn't make matters worse, what he held in his hand did. They were flowers and, unfortunately, HER favourite type. Foxglove. They were quite beautiful, a purple-pink bell-shaped flower in column-like arrangements on the stem. After Sasuke had finished cursing, he stood at the doorway of the hospital. He just stood there. It's not like he knew what to say, he rarely talked to anyone. Finally, after he gathered enough courage, he walked into the infirmary.

"Hello. And what can I do for you today?" The nurse behind a huge wooden desk asked. Sasuke stated his purpose and the nurse smiled. "Her room is 108, but she's out right now. Probably close to the infirmary. You'll find her." She went back to her paperwork. Sasuke had a tight face. He didn't know whether to be glad for this, or disappointed. He walked out of the doors and followed the shape of the infirmary. He hadn't found what he was looking for, and it started to make him a bit ruffled. Where was she? The nurse had said close to the infirmary, right? So, where was she?

While he was thinking, a flash of white caught his eye. It disappeared just as quickly as it came, but the white blur had taken the shape of a person. Sasuke decided to follow it. It was headed away from the hospital, and into a forest. The white blur, Sasuke found, was a long dress that seemed to belong to the hospital. He figured no one would wear something that...plain and white in public. The dress belonged to a girl with long brown hair, so he figured it was Kitsune. He chased the girl into a clear area close to a high building. There was a deep pond nearby, Sasuke had been here before. He had to clean the pond for a mission.

"BOO!" The girl who he thought was Kitsune yelled. He jumped; Sasuke didn't think she would've done that. The girl started giggling uncontrollably. "I got you scared! Yay!" The girl jumped. "This girl's NOT Kitsune, that's for sure." He thought. And he was proven right. Where he expected pink eyes, he found blue.

"Where's Kitsune?" He asked the girl. She paused for a minute, and crouched down. As she looked near the forest, she started cooing.

"Here, foxy, foxy. Come out, come out wherever you are." She said in a sing-songy voice. Sasuke frowned. Either this girl is playing with him, or she's certifiably insane. "Where are you, Kitsune?!" The girl yelled irritation in her voice.

"Jeez, Kosumo-san! Stop freaking out the guy!" A feminine voice yelled not too far off. He looked at the direction the voice came from. There was Kitsune in the same white dress as the crazy girl whose name was Kosumo, on the other side of the pond. She started running towards us, but when she reached the water, she paused.

"Hey, foxy! Why don't you be like Jesus and walk on water?" She asked with a slight tease in her voice. Kitsune only grinned and started running again. To Sasuke's surprise, she was running on the water. Even he could barely do that.

"Hey, Hot Shot! Why are you hanging around with my roommate? Messing around?" She had a strange cocky grin on, a smile he rarely saw on her. It was one he usually showed to Ookami and Tonbo, when he wasn't bugging her, obviously.

"You think dirty. He liked running and so do I. Then we ran till we came here." She explained so simply that it barely made sense. The pink-eyed girl shrugged nonchalantly.

"So, what's up? You must be dressed up weirdly for some reason." She mumbled. Sasuke frowned once again. Weirdly? He didn't think it was THAT weird. Just...unusual for him.

"Well, I WAS going to ask Kitsune out, but NO. She thinks I dress too weirdly." Sasuke said with a smirk. It was Kitsune's turn to frown. Kosumo just smiled and twirled away, chasing a butterfly.

"...Who the hell are you?" She asked rudely. He tilted his head back with a shocked expression. "Because the Sasuke I know would never ask me out." Sasuke cocked an eyebrow.

"Never?" He asked. She repeated the word. And Sasuke's smirk grew wider. Suddenly, with a swift motion, he picked her legs up and tossed her on his back. She yelled as he did so, and started kicking and flailing about. Sasuke rolled his eyes and mumbled "Be quiet, for once."

She became silent until he reached the village. Then she started screaming again. Finally, with a lot of annoyance, he put her down. Right as he did so, she slapped him across the face. "Don't you EVER do that again, do you hear me?" Kitsune yelled with smouldering pink eyes. Sasuke only rolled his eyes.

"Let's go." He said simply. He grabbed her arm, and dragged her to a restaurant. It was the one Naruto had picked out and, thankfully, it wasn't the Ramen Shop. It was a nice sushi restaurant, it was amazingly delicious here. Not to mention expensive. When they entered, they saw Ino Yamanaka. She smiled and waved, Kitsune waved back. They hugged each other and started laughing about some girl-ish thing that baffled Sasuke.

"Kitsune-san, I'm sorry but that dress is too plain." Ino put her thumbs down. "Let's go to the bathroom and try to fix it up." The blonde led a wide-eyed Kitsune into the women's bathroom. He waited at a table for a few minutes. Then, Naruto came walking in, smiling like the idiot he was.

"Hey, is Ino here yet?" The hyperactive boy asked. Sasuke nodded and pointed to the bathroom. Naruto nodded and made a hand sign. With a poof, he became Sasuke. But, other than two of them being there, his idiot grin was plastered on, which was a dead giveaway. "Bastard, change into me...before they come." Naruto said in Sasuke's voice. He nodded and transformed into Naruto.

Just then, the two girls came walking out of the bathroom. And Sasuke became bewildered. Kitsune had a blue ribbon in her hair, and the sleeves of her dress cut off. Ino had somehow made the skirt puffier, also making it shorter. Her sleeves, Sasuke guessed, became a white belt that tied into a bow at the back, giving the dress a small child type of look. "She looks...almost pretty." Sasuke admitted. And he forgot all about the secret he was supposed to yell. He didn't even want to yell it out later, either.

"Hey, Ino." Naruto (who really was Sasuke) greeted. Ino slightly blushed.

"Well, I got your date dolled up. But, if you prefer..." Ino said coyly. Sasuke resisted rolling his eyes and was slightly unsuccessful. Kitsune noticed and raised an eyebrow. Sasuke pointed to Ino and mouthed 'so annoying.' Kitsune smiled softly. And walked over to him.

"So, Naruto-kun, what are you doing here?" She asked, joy in her voice.

"...I got kicked out of the old man's shop." Sasuke said, trying to sound as much as that dumb-ass as possible. Kitsune shook her head and giggled.

"I must say, Naruto-kun, sometimes you ARE a dumb-ass." She smiled. Sasuke, for some reason, couldn't help but grin stupidly. Just like Naruto. Mentally, he punched himself in the gut. The more he hung around this bitch, the more he started acting and feeling like Naruto.

"I try." Sasuke grinned. He found it surprisingly easy to pretend to be Naruto. And he found that odd.

He looked past Kitsune and saw Naruto and Ino. She was laughing about something, that's when he motioned behind his back to head outside the restaurant. "Hey, Kitsune-chan, I wanna show you something." Sasuke said with a slight waver at the chan. He doesn't call people with honorifics, and it felt unusual to say it to THIS girl. She nodded and he led her outside. Naruto arrived not too much later with an idiotic grin.

"OH HELL NO!" Kitsune yelled. Sasuke smirked. "Of course when he did that stupid smile, it's revealed." Sasuke thought. Both Naruto and Sasuke transformed back at the same time, and at the same time a shrill scream filled the air. Kitsune grew pale.

"ORANGE!? That only means...NARUTO!" Ino screamed. Charging like a bull, Ino raced outside and ran after the annoying blonde, who was laughing so hard, tears came falling down his face. Ino had orange paint all over her hair and body. Kitsune only huffed in their direction. With one look from her, Sasuke knew he was in real trouble.

"Did you have something to do with that, Hot Shot?" She asked furiously. Sasuke nodded meekly. She slapped him real hard. "How much did you plan?" When he told her that he came up with pranking Ino, Kitsune grew madly red. And a harder slap hit his cheek. When Sasuke told him it wasn't all his idea, she slapped him so hard it literally made his head spin.

"You're such an asshole! GOD!" She scowled. Sasuke stood still...he didn't want to upset her anymore than he already had. "I mean, really? Is that any way to behave as a ninja?" That's when Sasuke got really irritated. He shouldn't have to back down from her. HE was the ninja, not her.

"How would you know that, anyway!? You're not even one!" He yelled. Kitsune's anger drained away, and what was left was an offended small child. He didn't realize she was crying until she spoke.

"It's not my fault. I...I..." Kitsune started stammering. Sasuke had no idea how much his word, and the prank, cut into her. "Ugh, why do I have to explain myself to the likes of you?!" She exclaimed. "So she composed herself. But I still saw." Sasuke thought with pity. She stuck her tongue out at him and walked off.

He asked himself the most stupid question ever. "Did I just get into a fight? Like those relationship type of fights they have in movies?" He shook his head as if it got rid of the strange incident. But it didn't. It lingered behind him wherever he went.

He walked around the village most of the day, he didn't know what else to do. He didn't want to deal with Naruto's idiocy, or Tonbo and Ookami. They were all too close to HER. And he wanted to stay away from that.

Finally, near sundown, he decided to walk back to his apartment. It was strange, the cold made the sunset somewhat duller. The reds not as radiant, the oranges not as outstanding, and the yellows not as...he couldn't seem to find a word that started with a 'y'.

When he past the building he stayed in the most over the last two days, he felt annoyed. It wasn't HIS fault... but he knew he was lying to himself. He looked past and saw the insignificant bookstore. Soon, it became the most important store ever. Not in the good way. What he saw there, pissed him off entirely.

"What the fuck are they doing?" He mentally yelled.

Babiesaurus: Hi everyone! Guess what?! I got it! Well half of it, I decided to do...Naruto's perspective and show the other two pranks for the next chapter. I still need help from the pink squishy things that are inside my head. And any help form you guys will be awesome too! Ideas are always the best, be it good or bad. Tell me what you think. I never get any reviews and it makes me feel sad. :( So please tell me! Please?