Challenge
4-I'm Blue
Itachi's eye twitched, though you couldn't see it.
They were celebrating the capture of the Gobi, and Kisame, Hidan, and Deidara were drunk shitless. Kakazu, Pein, and Konan were all mildly drunk, and Itachi, Zetsu, and Tobi(Madara were all sober.
Kisame, though only Shinagami-sama knows, had gotten hold of a song sheet that had been translated from one of the most elusive languages in the Hidden continent, English.
On one side it had the English words, and how to say them in katakana, and on the other the Japanese kanji. The title? 'I'm Aoi'.
"I'm Aoi, I'm Aoi…" His attempts at singing dissolved into nonsensical words. Itachi was sure he even heard the word 'Zabuza…'
"L-lemme see t-that, Fishface." Said Hidan, who had consumed 20 bottles of Sake.
"What the fuck is this shit?! I'm blew, bad a be da do dab o bad do dee bad doo da? What the Hell?"
"Sing it in Japanese. I'm aoi bad a de ba do da bad da do da doa bejeoewfds….." Deidara gave up, suddenly interested in a painting next to him. "ART IS A BANG, NOT A FUCKING PAINTING!!!" BAM.
Itachi looked next to him at leader, but he was explaining his plan to Kakazu(yet again) who was nodding with a bored expression.
"…" Itachi took it upon himself to knock out Deidara, burn the song sheet, and send Hidan flying toward Kakazu, where he was promptly decapitated.
"What was that for, you motherfucking-red-eyed-vampire-heathen?!" Who else but Hidan, cursed.
"You are all acting out of line. Kisame, if you do not stop singing and calm down, I have to restrain you."
"Just try it. We all know that you can't hold me down, though I bet you would love to do it to your brother." Kisame teased in his drunken stupor, randomly jumping from one subject to another.
"Kisame just crossed the line." Konan said.
"100 ryu he dies." Kakazu betted.
"350 he gets physicly tortured Ibiki-style." Added Pein.
"10000 Kisame-san develops a fear of cats and the name 'Tora'… along with weasels." Tobi said.
"It's your money." Kakazu threatened.
"…Tsukiyomi…"
From that day on, Kisame would sweat whenever they neared the Daimyo's house, saw a cat, or hear rodent sounds.