Challenge
5-Weasel Stomping Day.
Twitch
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"Ha ha, die, you stupid Itachi, DIE!!!"
Itachi almost fell out of the tree as he watched the gore before him.
Weasel gore flying everywhere… 'God, Madara really needs to get some medicine for Deidara…'
Deidara was blowing up weasels. He was blowing up weasels and screaming 'Die Itachi Die!'. He was blowing them up by sending snakes and hawks flying at the nest.
"Orochimaru should have taken your body, you stupid fucker!!!" Itachi stared, rather shocked.
'…Best rub this in his face.' And with that, Itachi created a Kagebushuin(AN: No idea how to spell it…) to go to the pharmacy…
The next day Deidara found pictures of him covered in gore with weasel parts around him, and random parts flying around him, explosions around him, all around the makeshift base(where most of the akatsuki had been staying).
"Wow, Sempai really needs meds…"
"TOOOOOBBBIIIII!!!!!! KATSU" Needless to say, Akatsuki had to change bases that day…
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I died when this song came on. I had first thought to do it with Sasuke, but then, why would Itachi be spying on him? Then I remembered Deidara… XD