Challenge
6-Teenagers
Everyone(except three) of the Akatsuki members stared. And stared.
"Itachi… what the hell?" Asked Kisame. Now, most people would blanch at asking Uchiha Itachi this question, but given the circumstances, no one blamed Kisame.
Itachi had black lipstick, grey eye shadow, black nail polish, his cloak was missing, and in place were leather pants with a chain, and a red shirt that was open at the front.
"I lost a bet with Deidara and Hidan. Hn." Even Leader-sama was staring. The, 17 year old Uchiha Itachi, had roped himself into a bet with 18 year old Hidan, and 16 year old Deidara, and lost, and was actually going through with the punishment.
"I'm not even going to ask what the bet was." Kakuzu(Kakazu or Kakuzu?) said.
"…Han and Cho…" (even or odd)
Deidara and Hidan came in, looked at Itachi, and began breaking down into uncontrolled laughter.
"Oh my god, that's just too motherfucking rich." You guessed it, Hidan guaffed (AN:that is a made up word. It means laughed).
"Poker in a week." Itachi said, then retreated into his room.
"You're on, Asshole!!!" Deidara yelled after him.
"HELL YEAH!!!"
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Itachi smirked. He was winning.
"Triple Ace. Go buy the sake, Deidara, and Hidan, you're coming with me."
XXXminuteslaterXXX
Again, the Akatsuki stared. Hidan had emerged from the bathroom with his hair in… ponytails… light pink nail polish, and a green dress.
"Shut up, fuckers." Hidan said, glaring. Kisame burst into laughter.
"You're lucky Hidan, you wouldn't believe how far Ibiki carried this…" Itachi said.
"Oi, I'm back with the sak-" Deidara burst out, coming through the door, but when seeing Hidan, he burst out into laughter.
"Your next, you stupid heathen perv." Hidan cursed. (AN: Perv-refrence to tongues on Dei's hands)
Itachi grabbed Deidara by the ponytail and dragged him into the bathroom.
"What the hell?! OH KAMI NO FUCKING WAY!!!" The rest of the Akatsuki stared.
"What the hell is your partner doing to Deidara, Kisame?" Questioned Sasori, his puppet shooting as odd a look as it could at Kisame.
"No idea. Itachi's usually calm, but he may have lost it. After all, he did kill his clan…"
A few moments later out came Itachi and a rather pretty blond girl…?
"Oh my god, you look even worse than me, heathen!" Laughed Hidan. The rest of the criminal's minds had frozen, trying to process what they were seeing.
Deidara had her-I mean, his hair braided. He had a magenta-pink dress on, with red nail polish on. On top of that, he had light pink lipstick and purple mascara.
"DRINKING CONTEST!!!" Hidan yelled randomly. The older Akatsuki blanched. This could not turn out well…
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Hours later, which had involved vomiting, dancing, Itachi removing his shirt, and a f*cking scared Leader, Kakuzu(Kakazu?) and Sasori were sent to awaken them.
"Hey brats, time to wake up." Sasori said. Deidara groaned, Hidan glared, and Itachi ignored them.
"WAKE UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!" Kakuzu yelled.
That morning Kakuzu lost three hearts, half of Sasori's puppets were burned/exploded, and Itachi continued his descent into blindness.
XowariX
The moment this song came on, something just yelled 'Itachi Deidara!'. I added in Hidan for fun, because on the data book it said that Hidan was 22 when he 'died', so he would have been 18. The characters were slightly ooc, but oh well. When it said 'and Itachi continued his descent into blindness', It meant that when Kakuzu yelled, it gave him a freakin' bad headache, and he used Amaratsu, which made him loose a level of vision…