Jasper and I walked over to the gym where Irina and her blond bimbos stood practicing their routine for the Homecoming game this week. There in the corner were Jessica and Lauren attempting to stay in beat but alas they were 3.5 beats off. Idiots. I smirked as Irina cut the music and began yelling at them. As much as I hate Irina I hate my sisters more.

"Time for a break." Irina breathed walking over to the bleachers and grabbed her water. I hid behind the bleachers and motioned for Jasper to stay in the doorway until it was the right time.

"What's up with you?" Kate smirked looking at Irina.

"Thinking about Zorro?" Tanya laughed.

"Yea. He was so tame but he wasn't you know?" Actually I don't know Irina because you make no sense.

I backed away and ran over to Jasper and put my hands on his shoulders.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" I asked staring him straight in the eye.

"Rosalie, once she finds out I'm Zorro she can't help but fall in love with me." Jasper smiled.

"But…"

"No buts, no watch and learn." Jasper smiled walking towards the center of the gym.

"Good luck." I called after him. He doesn't have a chance, poor guy.

Jasper POV

"And oh my god, when I kissed him…" Irina blushed as I walked closer and closer.

"Enough already!" Tanya screamed covering her ears.

"Tanya are you jealous?"

"Irina, baby, what's up?" I said walking over towards the hot and popular cheerleaders.

"And you are?" Irina sneered.

"Allow me to refresh your memory." I smiled taking her hand a placing a soft kiss on the back of it. "Zorro?"

"Excuse me?" Irina coughed pulling back her hand.

"You mean zero. Who is he anyway besides a dork who has an identity issue?" Irina sneered looking at her friends. I felt hurt at these words but Rosalie did warn me and in a way I did prepare.

"That's Jasper Whitlock, the guy you cheated off of in Algebra 2." Kate whispered.

"The freak the hums show tunes?"

I stood there in shock as I registered everything that they said. I wasn't prepared for this.

Irina laughed nervously and grabbed my arm to the corner of the room.

"Listen last night I had a very bad cold and I drank a lot of Nyquil. I just wasn't myself." Irina smirked looking at her nails and flaunting them in the light.

"I thought we had a connection." I said still in shock at the change of events.

"Okay…We don't have anything. We are from two completely different classes of human. Now let's go back to our original lives where I copied you in Algebra ?" Irina smiled as she walked towards the radio.

"Okay?" I mocked as I began to walk towards Rosalie. I was halfway there when a pair of pom poms flew in the air and hit my head.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" Rosalie asked running over.

"I'm fine. If she thinks she's cheating off my again she's wrong." I mumbled exiting the gym.

Emmett POV

"Oh my god." I whispered as Garrett pulled me down on a bench across from the longest line of girls I've ever seen.

"Emmett! Emmett! Emmett!" That's all I heard when I placed my head in my hands and sighed. I looked over at Garrett who was grabbing a radio and at Edward who was off in lala land dreaming of Bella that girl he met at the mall last weekend. I jumped up and tried to escape but Edward drifted back to Earth and tried to stop me.

"Garrett." Edward whispered as I fought to break free. Soon both were holding me down on the bench as I gave them both a death glare.

"I hate you." I sneered looking up and the people who I called my friends.

"Okay, now it's time to play: Who Wants To Date Emmett McCartney." Garret said in a Ryan Seacrest type voice.

"Oh god." I mumbled trying to look anywhere but here.

"Bachelorette number one is Angela. Angela likes books and photography. She may be 5'1' but she is perfect if you want that hot quiet girl."

I looked over at Angela and smiled. "You can leave if you want."

"My boyfriend is waiting for me." Angela whispered.

"I'm sorry and tell Eric I said hi." I said waving to Angela then turning to Garret and hitting him upside the head.

"Okay, number two is Jane. She loves violence and causing people pain. Jane wears red contacts and loves motorcycles."

"Thanks for coming." I said trying to smile at the weirdest choice Garrett gave me.

"Number three is…"

"Enough. Guys stop." I said standing up and cutting off this gay music playing in the background.

"Your beautiful, but I'm not your prince. Believe me when I say you're meet him, but it's not me." I sighed looking at all the girls in front of me.

"Thanks Emmett." Emily smiled as she walked away.

"Shit." Garrett mumbled as Mrs. Flowers walked over.

"Garret cut this out, you are a bad boy and that shirt is terrible." I laughed and hit Garrett on the back as he walked to the principals office.

I rubbed the back of my neck as all the girls left until there was one left. There stood Rosalie Hale smiling at me and she pulled a stray piece of hair out of her face.

"Hey." I smiled walking over to her with my hands in my pockets.

"Hi." Rosalie smiled looking up at me. "I saw your little game show." She nodded her head to where I stood before.

"Yea, that was pretty bad." I laughed. She smiled and laughed with me and I couldn't help but like the way our laughs mixed.

"Did you find your Cinderella yet?" She asked raising her eyebrow.

"Not yet."

"Don't worry you will." She smirked.

"What do you mean?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"She's closer than you think." She whispered walking away and waving goodbye.

Rosalie Hale is one strange girl that I just can't keep out of my mind.