Disclaimer: As you know, I don't own Naruto. I own my baby. Shika-kun.

A/N: Yup. Ok, once again. . I APOLOGIZE for such a long wait. My birthday was a week ago and my grandma is having issues and parents are going psycho. . .the usual. Anyway, here is the 3rd chapter of 'Service is always fun'. Hope you guys enjoy it!

-TG

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"So how did it go?!" Naruto asked that morning, his eyes wide with excitement as he sat with his girlfriend, Hinata. She looked to a blushing Sasuke and then back to Naruto.

"What?" she asked quietly, her eyes wide as she sat confused.

"Ah it's nothing. I just hired Sasuke a whore. He was depressed and-"

"Shut up Naruto!" Sasuke hissed slamming a fist down on the table and earning a gasp from Hinata. "Sorry. I just don't think Hinata would like to hear about my sex life," Sasuke grumbled, stirring his cereal slowly, his hair falling in his face as he felt eyes burning in him.

"A-a whore?" Hinata whispered looking over to Naruto who just shrugged it away.

"He was a clean whore," Naruto said with a small chuckle.

"He?!" Hinata's eyes widened as she starred at a flustered Sasuke.

"Y-yes. A he," Sasuke hissed slowly stabbing a cornflake, causing milk to splatter out a bit.

"Oh. . .well, I hope it's safe," Hinata whispered, looking to Naruto reassuringly.

"Yeah. Of course it is," Naruto said with a laugh, looking back to Sasuke with wide eyes. "Right?"

"Yes. He was clean," Sasuke mumbled pushing his bowl of cereal away and standing. "I have to go. Have fun Naruto, Hinata," he nodded at each of them as he grabbed his coat and moving towards the door.

"Woah woah. Where are you going? It's Sunday!" Naruto jumped up and grabbed Sasuke's arm quickly.

"I'm going out. I'm allowed to do that right?" Sasuke asked, raising a brow, surprised at Naruto's sudden change in attitude.

Naruto squinted at what Sasuke had said. Maybe that whore did help. "Ok. Well, I'm having Hinata's father over for dinner so . . . if you could do something for a few hours tonight. . . I would be so grateful," Naruto whispered, looking back to Hinata quickly.

Sasuke let out a small groan as he shifted his weight, crossing his arms as he did this. "What do you expect me to do while you have her father over?"

"Go drinking. Something!" Naruto whispered, his gaze shifting uncomfortably towards Hinata. He needed this meeting so badly. Hinata's father was so hard to please and her last boyfriend. . made the mistake of feeding the dog from the dinner table and her father practically had a melt down. Nothing could go wrong. Nothing.

With a shrug, Sasuke nodded and pulled from Naruto's grasp, looking at Hinata. "Bye Hinata," he waved and walked out of the door of their apartment, down the steps and to the Garage that held his car. A sigh escaped as he looked down at his watch. . .3:15pm. Plenty of time to get there.

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Neji sighed as he draped an arm around Gaara's shoulders, pulling the boy to their next class together: Health. "So. . . how's the job working out?" Neji whispered to Gaara as they entered the class and sat in their seats next to each other.

Gaara turned to Neji and shrugged. "It's ok. I guess. I mean. . it's nothing special," Gaara whispered, flashes of Sasuke running his hands down his body appearing in his mind. With a small shudder, Gaara shifted in his seat, wincing as pain shot up his back.

"Nothing special!?" Neji gasped, earning a few looks from some of their fellow classmates.

"Class! Settle down. Hyuuga! Please. . .stop talking to Sabaku and pay attention. Class has begun!" A harsh voice hissed, walking to the front of the class.

"Sorry Iruka-sensei," Neji muttered, pulling out a piece of paper and writing something on it for Gaara. As soon as Iruka turned around to write on the whiteboard, Neji passed the note to Gaara who took it and shoved it under his leg so Iruka couldn't see it.

"Now class. . . as we talked about yesterday. . .Abstinence. (1) What is Abstinence?" Iruka paused to look around the classroom, waiting for some kind of answer. No one. "Fine. Sabaku, Gaara. . . what is Abstinence in sexual relations mean?" Iruka asked, getting ready to write it on the white board.

Gaara's eyes widened when he was asked this. What a perfect subject . . not. "Uh. Abstinence is the restraint refusal in indulging in something, typically sex," Gaara grumbled, reaching down to grab his note from under his leg and quickly reading it before Iruka turned back around.

How is being a whore not special? Seriously Gaara!

Gaara rolled his eyes as he crumpled the piece of paper up, throwing it out in the trash-bin. He sighed as he looked up at the clock: 3:15pm. There was still plenty of time. . .

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Riiinnng!

The school bell rang as the highschool students scampered out of the building, chattering incoherently about random shit that ran through their heads. Gaara waved to Neji and a few of his friends as he walked down to the carpool lane, hugging his friend, Tenten as she stepped into the car with her brother. "Bye Gaara!" she waved enthusiastically as she drove away. Gaara smiled and waved back, pressing his back into the brick wall of the school, scanning the crowd for his friends as each one of them left.

Gaara wanted plenty of time before he had to go to work. Which was immediately after school. Being fucked by some inexperienced boy was not as much fun as it sounded. Being clawed at wasn't that much fun either. As soon as his eyes shut he felt someone grab his arm and pull him behind the school into the teacher's parking lot. "Wha-?!" Gaara felt someone cover his mouth with something warm and soft. Lips? Gaara pulled away and looked up to see Sasuke standing over him a small smirk on his face.

"What the?!" Gaara gasped, looking around him and pulling Sasuke into a deep kiss before he pulled away. "What are you doing here?"

"I came to pick you up. I have an appointment and I don't want to be late for it," Sasuke said quickly, crashing his lips into Gaara's once more. He felt a tongue prod at his lips and he smiled, opening them to let Gaara's tongue in to thrash against his for another minute or so. . .at least, until they had to breathe.

Gaara pulled from Sasuke and smiled up at him. "Ok. I don't want to make you late for a job or something," Gaara said as Sasuke pulled him to the car.

"Thanks," Sasuke smiled and started the engine, looking over to Gaara again and giving his neck a small bite before he pulled out of the parking lot and drove down the streets, obviously looking for something in particular.

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"So Naruto. . .Uzamaki is it?" Naruto gripped the arms of his chair tightly as he nodded to Hinata's father. "Don't look so nervous boy! I'm not going to bite you," Hiashi said with a small chuckle.

Hinata nodded across the table at Naruto and looked over at her younger teenage sister who sat there, obviously bored out of her mind. "Don't look so down Hanabi," Hinara whispered, looking to her father was appearing to be having a good time. "So. . .daddy. . .do you like Naruto?" she asked, hopeful for his answer.

"Yes. Yes I do," Hiashi said with another chuckle, earning a small nervous laugh from Naruto as he looked down at his full plate of food that Hinata had made for her family. "Naruto. . . don't be so afraid! I'm not going to hurt you. Eat some of your food will you?"

Naruto slowly nodded and picked up his chopsticks and lifting a piece of the pork up and looking at the rest of the family. It's not that he didn't like Hinata's cooking. . she was an awesome cook. Just. . with the whole family staring at him like he was some kind of side show freak. . . was uncomfortable. He plopped the piece of sweet and sour pork into his mouth and swallowed it, relieved at the taste as it ran down his throat. "How is it Naruto?" Hinata asked, clasping her hands together and looking at him hopefully.

"It's good! Just like always," Naruto said with a smile as he took another, feeling slightly comfortable as Hanabi and Hiashi went back to their food, silence ringing loudly in Naruto's ear. ((A/N: Wow. Talk about an oxymoron. XD ))

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A/N: WOW. This . . . is a filler chapter. XD Jk. But yess. . . not much to say but I'm sorry it's so short. x.x' Next chapter will be longer. I swear on it.

(1: Abstinence is the self-restriction from something. Like refusing to have sex until you are married. That is Abstinence)

-TG