HIYO!! Its me again!! Im just typing to say that i hope your liking my series so far!! And if you want translations of any attacks or anything then scroll to the bottom of the page.
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONE PIECE, OR ANY OTHER ANIME THAT POPS UP IN HERE!!! Thank you
Crazy Ninja Voyage: Chapter 2
Darkfox9
The Thousand Sunny (new ship) sailed through the blue sea on a bright beautiful day with the crew's ecstatic captain sitting on the head of the ship which was a lion instead of a ram and he held on to his treasured straw hat "heeheeheeHEE" he laughed "what a great day to be sailing" he said with big grin. and he turned around and looked at the crew he had gathered. He saw his first mate Zoro sleeping on the deck with a bubble coming from his nose and laughed. Then he turned to see Nami walking into the kitchen and then Sanji appeared with hearts in his eyes and with a delicious looking meal in his hand "oooh" said Luffy and then he stretched an arm back and shot it at the food in order to grab it.
Sanji was surprised at how Luffy grabbed the food while he was outside "LUFFY!!! THAT WASN'T YOURS!!!" he shouted and he slammed the kitchen door shut
Luffy just swallowed the food and laughed then he turned his attention to Nico Robin who was sitting at the top of the mast of the ship reading The Rainbow Mist. "hmmm why doesn't she ever do anything else??" he thought then he heard some singing and turned to see his newest crew member/Musician Franky singing with Sogeking and Chopper
"Everybody was kung fu figthing
those guys were fast as lightning..." sang the trio
"OHHH I WANNA JOIN!!" shouted Luffy as he ran over to the Singers. So all in all it was a regular day on the Mugiwara (Straw Hat) Pirate ship. Suddenly 20 huge Sea Kings with razor sharp fangs emerged from the water and surrounded the ship. Yup just a regular Mugiwara day.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!" shouted Chopper and Sogeking
"heeheeheeHEE!!" laughed Luffy in his signature laugh "Isn't the ocean GREAT!!" shouted Luffy
"WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF GREAT??" shouted Chopper and Sogeking
"what the heck is going on out here??" asked Nami as Sanji and her walked out of the kitchen "AHHHHH!!!" she shouted as she saw the Sea Kings
Zoro snored as he kept on sleeping
"NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BE SLEEPING!!!" shouted Sogeking
The bubble in Zoro's nose popped and he woke up "whats with all the screaming??" he said and turned his head and a Sea King was right in front of his face and then it roared showing its fangs. Zoro just sat there with the same drowsy look on his face as the Sea King roared and blew his green hair back while its spit flew everywhere. Zoro turned his head back to the crew "hey whats Alvida doing on the ship??" he said when the Sea King backed away
"hahahaha thats not Alvida" said Luffy as he stretched his arm out and pulled Zoro out of the way as the Sea King was about to take a bite outta him
"well it looks like were gonna have to get rough" said Sanji
"thanks for stating the obvious DartBoard Brow" said Zoro with a yawn
"WANNA REPEAT THAT MARIMO??!!!" shouted Sanji
"WHAT?? ARE THOSE FREAKISH EYEBROW'S OF YOURS STOPPING YOUR HEARING??" retorted Zoro
"what??"
"sorry it was all i could think off" said Zoro
"not a very good use of words" said Franky as he moonwalked in front of them
"NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR CHATTING!!" shouted Sogeking who was being attacked by a Sea King
"haha sorry Sogeking" Luffy said and then he stretched his arms waaaaaaay back "GoMu GoMu No JuU" he shouted and his arm shot forward and smashed the Sea King in the face and it fell back into the water
"heh my turn" said Sanji and he jumped onto the side of the ship and onto a Sea King and ran up its long neck and when he reached the head he jumped high in the air "FlAmBaGe ShOt" he said and slammed his leg into the head of the Sea King and it fell into the water just in time for Sanji to jump off then he went to Zoro "how do ya like me now?? you can't see me!!" he gloated as he waved his hand in his face like John Cena
Zoro just smirked and put one sword in each hand and then one in his mouth "watch and learn DartBoard" he said then ran to the side of the boat and jumped at a Sea King "OnIgIrI" he said and he sliced the Sea King and three pieces of it fell into the water and then he landed back on the boat and posed "how do ya ike that DartBoard??" he said to Sanji
"yeah yeah whatever" said Sanji with a pouty look on his face
"CAN YOU STOP WITH THE COMPETITION AND ACTUALLY DO THIS FOR REAL!!" shouted Nami as she ran away from a Sea King that was chasing her with its long head
"heeheeheeHEE!!" laughed Luffy "YOSHA!! LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!" shouted Luffy as he stretched his arms and grabbed a Sea King by the neck and ran back "GoMu GoMu No RoCkEtTo" he shouted and flew off the ship and right into the Sea King
"I'll save you NAMI-CHAAAAN!!" shouted Sanji and he ran at Nami and then went into a handstand right under the mouth of the Sea King and pushed off the ground and unleashed a series of upward kicks on it
Robin still sat at the Crow's Nest (top of the ship) reading her book "ahh such a nice day" she said to her self and she didn't notice the Sea King outside staring at her and was about to attack but Luffy's elongated fist appeared out of no where and punched it and it fell into the ocean just as Luffy appeared at the window and hung on. Then Robin turned around and saw Luffy and waved at him and he waved back and when she turned back around Luffy's eyes widened as a Sea King appeared and ate him. "ahh so peaceful" said Robin to herself.
"MUGIWARA!!" shouted Franky as he punched a Sea King with his metal fist and it fell back into the ocean
"don't worry about it" said Sanji as he jump kicked a Sea King in the neck and flipped back onto the ship
"Yeah Luffy can handle it" he said as he landed back on the ship after slicing a Sea King
"Besides this is Luffy we're talking about" said Sogeking who was cowering in the kitchen
"YOU DO SOMETHING TOO" shouted all three off them
Luffy was still on the tongue of the Sea King, sitting down with his legs crossed and a confused look on his face "HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! THIS ISN'T THE SHIP" he shouted and everyone outside fell Anime Style "well looks like i gotta find a way out" he said and then suddenly his hat flew off his head and into the throat "HEY COMEBACK!!" he shouted and dove into the throat after his treasured hat
Everyone outside heard him shouting 'Hey comeback' and all thought the same thing. "I don't like the sound of that"
Luffy was practically sky div... I mean throat diving after his hat "huh whats that smell??" he said and then saw green acid coming closer and closer "so thats where all the food I eat goes" he said (jeopardy theme song plays) then it hit him "crap!! gotta get my hat" he said he moved his arms back to pick up speed and then he grabbed it and turned around and shot his arm up and it grabbed the Sea Kings Ubula (dangly thing in your throat) right before he fell into the stomach acid's and it burned some of his Vest and he flew up until he reached the mouth again "haha that was fun" he said "now to find a way out" he said to himself and stared at the Teeth of the monster and grinned
"OnIgIrI" said Zoro and he sliced his last Sea King
"DeUxIeMe HaChE" Sanji said and he unleashed a flurry of kicks on a Sea King's head and then flipped back onto the boat
"StRoNg HaMmEr" shouted Franky and he punched a Sea King in the cheek with his powerful metal fist and it fell back into the ocean as his fist reconnected with his arm "well thats the last of em" he said
"except for the one that ate Luffy" said Zoro
"how can you say that so calmly" thought Franky then he turned and looked at the Sea King that ate Luffy and it was going back into the water "hey you guys..um...won't it be a problem if Mugiwara is underwater??" asked Franky
"what are you talki..." Zoro said but was cut off when he saw the Sea King heading back under to ocean "HOLY CRAP!!" shouted Zoro
"LUFFY!!!!" shouted Nami, Sogeking, and Chopper
"HURRY UP AND GET OUTTA THERE LUFFY!!!" shouted Sanji
Luffy, still inside the monsters mouth and not realizing that he was going down, heard them "hmm must need me to help take out another Sea King" he said to himself "well if they insist" and he grabbed the sharp teeth of the of the Sea King and ran back until he reached the end of its tongue and then jumped down into its throat while still holding on to its teeth so he could do more damage "heeheeheeHEE!!" he laughed "here I go" he said
"CMON LUFFY" shouted Nami
"there is no way that he could het out now" said Franky
"GoMu GoMu No..." everyone turned around as they heard this and stared at the Sea King who looked confused as well
"wow it can talk??" said Sanji
"BAKA!! It can't talk!! Thats--"
"RoKeTtO" shouted Luffy as he broke through the huge teeth of the Sea King with a Huge grin on his face
"LUFFY!!!" shouted Sogeking, Sanji, Nami, Chopper , Franky, and Zoro
While Luffy was still in the air he did a turn so that he was facing the Sea King and he had stretched his leg "GoMu GoMu No MuChI" and his leg swung forward and unleashed a devastating kick into the face of the Sea King (all this happened in Slow Motion Matrix style XD (except for the kick) and it fell into the ocean. Luffy's leg snapped back and the recoil made him spin around and crash into the ship's deck
Everyone ran to the spot where Luffy landed "Hey Luffy are you okay??" asked Nami
Luffy popped up and started laughing "HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" he shouted which earned him a punch in the head from Sogeking, Nami, and Franky
"BAKA!!" they all shouted in unison
"Hello everyone!! isn't it a nice, calm day??" said Robin which made everyone fall over anime style
"at least someones calm" said Nami to her self then suddenly they all heard clapping and then looked over at the starboard of the ship and saw someone standing on the head of the ship with a cloak on and a hoodie to hide his face"Very nice Straw Hat Crew" said the mysterious dude
"huh?? who are you" asked Luffy
The guy put on a fox grin "nobody you need to know" he said "but maybe if you can get these back then you'll find out" he said as he opened his cloak
"HEY HOW DO WE KNOW YOUR WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THERE!!" shouted Nami as she covered her eyes
"DON'T SAY CRAP LIKE THAT!!" shouted the guy then he got his cocky grin back "like I was saying if you wanna know who i am then you'll have to get these back" he said and showed that he was holding Luffy's straw hat, Zoro's Wado Ichimonji, a huge bag of gold, Robin's Rainbow Mist book, Chopper's hat, Sogeking's Kabuto, and Franky's Speedo's "eeeew" he said after showing Franky's Speedo's and he threw it back at Franky who put them on
"HEY!! I STOLE...i mean GOT THAT GOLD FAIR AND SQUARE!!" shouted Nami
"GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD!!!" shouted Zoro looking unusually angry
"AHHH!!! THATS MINE" shouted Sogeking
"MY HAT!!" shouted Chopper and Luffy in unison as they both searched their head for their hat's "GIVE THAT BACK!!!" shouted Luffy with a super enraged look on his face he shouted as he ran towards the guy and stretched his arm way back and shot it forward at the guy but the Mystery man disappeared "huh??" said Luffy as his arm snapped back into its rightful place
"haha nice try" said the guy now standing at the mast of the ship "but it'll take more than that to catch me" he said as he then jumped in the air "if you wanna catch me then go there" he said pointing at a village coming up "haha cya" he said and then his hoodie folded back to reveal a smiling face of a boy with spiky blonde hair, whisker marks on his face, ocean blue eyes, and a fox grin then the guy disappeared in a puff of smoke
"dammit" said Luffy
"well he didn't take anything of mine" Sanji said
"cuz you have nothing to take" said Zoro
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN??!!!" shouted Sanji then he turned and saw Robin with a dark look on her face "um Robin-swaan are you okay??" he asked
"..."
"Robi..."
"THAT LITTLE BRAT!!!" shouted Robin which was totally out of character for her
Everyone stared at her looking shocked "um Robin are you okay??" asked Luffy
"I am but that kid's not gonna be" said Robin who got a vein in her forehead and an evil glint in her eye "IM GONNA DO TO HIM WHAT I DID TO MR SHIPWRIGHT!!!" she shouted talking about Franky and everyone shivered as they remembered
"hehe lets...not get too...hasty Robin-chan" said Nami
"HAHAHA" laughed Luffy "nice Robin" said Luffy as he turned to face the incoming island "i guess thats our next stop" he said
"looks like that place is called Konohagakure" Nami said looking at a map she just brought
"then i guess thats where we're going" said Zoro
"do you always have to state the obvious you damn cook" said Zoro
"YOU WANNA GO??!!" shouted Sanji
"NAME THE TIME AND PLACE!!" shouted Zoro
"HAHA!! YOUR SO DUMB YOU'D PROBABLY GET LOST ON YOUR WAY TO THE BATHROOM!!" shouted Sanji
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH SHUT UP" shouted Nami as she punched both of them in the head
"HAHA!!" Luffy laughed and then sat on the lion head of the ship "YOSHA!! lets go get back our treasures!!!" he said pointing at the incoming island with a grin on his face
to be continued...
Translation time!!!
Baka - Idiot/Stupid/Fool
Gomu Gomu No Pistolu- Gum Gum Pistol (duh): Luffy stretches his arms waaay back an then snaps it forward in a punch with a lot of impact
Onigiri - Demon Slash/ Rice Ball (lol) :One of Zoro's Techniques when Zoro crosses his arms and cuts through his enemy by uncrossing them across his foe's chest
Deuxieme Hache - Second Rate Mince Meat: An attack where Sanji jumps in the air and unleashes a super fast flurry of kicks on his his opponent.
Strong Hammer: Franky takes of his skin and reveals his iron fist and then his arm dettaches from his wrist and punches enemy's with a strong metal fist
Gomu Gomu No Roketto- Gum Gum Rocket: Luffy stretches his arms and grabs something and runs back and slings forward like a slingshot
Gomu Gomu No Muchi- Gum Gum Whip: Luffy stretches his leg and swipes it around to take at a lot of foe's at once
Marimo: A name that Sanji calls Zoro which means Algae Ball reffering to his green hair
Sogeking: When the Going Merry sustained a lot of damage and couldn't be fixed Luffy decided to get another ship but Usopp didn't like the idea because the ship was given to them by Kaya and they have great memories with it so Usopp say's he will leave the crew and challenges Luffy to see who'll take the ship and Luffy accepts. Later on the two Fight and Usopp puts up a good fight and gives Luffy a hard time but Luffy won in 1 hit (actually two hits but..meh) and Luffy gave Usopp the going Merry and Usopp left the crew but later on came back with a cape, a new slingshot, and a mask and called himself Sogeking. So far everyone but Chopper and Luffy know's that he is Usopp.
Franky: Franky is the newest addition to the crew and also the Shipwright (Ship fixer)/ Musician for more info go to and type 'Straw Hat Pirates' and you should see him
Okay!! that was the Second Chapter!! I hope you liked it!! Sorry if it wasn't super funny and sorry for the long run on sentences (hehe ;). Anyway's in the next Chapter there will be more interesting...stuff. So please leave Reviews and tune on for the next installment of CRAZY NINJA VOYAGE!!!