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Crazy Ninja Voyage

Chapter 3

darkfox9

The Konoha crew were trekking through the forest and heading towards the docks of Konoha. "hahaha I always thought you would be higher in rank than at least Chouji" said Neji to Sasuke

"ACHOO!!" sneezed Chouji

"do you have a cold Chouji-kun??" asked Rock Lee

"no i don't think so" said Chouji

"well to clear up your sinuses we shall run around Konoha 500 times"

Chouji sweat dropped "haha i think i'll skip on that one"

"well thats okay!! Fat people can't really run fast any way"

Chouji stopped and got a fire in his eyes "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!" he shouted as he started to chase Lee

"THE POWER OF YOUTH PREVAILS ONCE AGAIN!!" Lee shouted as he ran away from Chouji

"Shutup!!! I could become a Jounin if I wanted to and besides i like Being a Genin!! Most Jounin's are adults so that makes you an Adult!! HA i can see the white hairs on your hair already" Sasuke retorted

"WHAT!! Where??" he said as he took out a kunai and looked at his reflection then he calmed down "HEY!! i don't have any white hairs!! In fact my hair is fabulous" he said and posed and cameras came out of no where and took pictures of him the dispersed

"wow that was random" said Sasuke

"what?? are you Jealous noob??"

"what did you call me old man??" asked Sasuke getting ticked off

"Whaddya mean old man!!!"

"HA you must be losing your hearing in your old age"

"Noob"

"Old Man"

"Noob"

"Old Man"

(this goes on for a while so i'll go to someone else)

Sakura, Ino, and Tenten were all walking together and having a smart conversation

"NO WAY!! Weapons are waaay cooler than super strength" Tenten said to Sakura

"HA!! with strength you can easily deflect all of those measly weapons"

"MEASLY!!" shouted Tenten "them's are fightin' words" she said in a southern accent as she pulled up her shirt sleeve

"bring it on!!" said Sakura as she put on her gloves as a vein grew in her head

"no ladies!! Lets be smart and bring it off" said Ino as she stepped between the two

"haha this coming from the girl who plays with flowers" said Sakura

"HEY!! Don't be dissin' the flowers" she said "and besides flowers make you seem more feminine unlike you two tomboys" said Ino with a look of victory on her face.

"TOMBOY'S" Sakura and Tenten shouted in unison then got ready to punch Ino

"whoa whoa whoa!! You don't wanna mess up this pretty face" said Ino "and besides..." she said getting a sly look on her face "..you don't want Neji and Sasuke to see you" she said and both started to blush "whoa!! I understand Sakura blushing but why you Tenten??" asked Ino then she go an evil grin "you like Neji don't you" said Ino

"n-no i don't" said Tenten as she blushed more

Sakura had stopped blushing and looked at Tenten "hahaha yeah you do" she said

"..."

"HAHAHAHA!!!" laughed both of them

"SHUTUP!!" shouted Tenten

(well i never said it was smart to any one reading :p well on to more interesting conversation)

Shikamaru was walking with Kakashi who kept on reading his Icha Icha Tactics "whats so interesting about that book" he said

"hey!! don't mock the book" said Kakashi

"okay okay its just a question" he said as they kept walking in silence. A few minutes later Shikamaru pulled out a cigarette and then a light and Kakashi looked at him

"whats so great about cigarettes??" he asked

"i smoke in remebrance of Asuma-sensei!! I thought you knew that" said Shikamaru

"oh yeah" he said and they kept walking in silence

"dangit i gotta find out whats under that mask" thought Shikamaru (lol random thought) "hey Kakashi-sensei don't you want one just to remember sensei??" asked Shikamaru

Kakashi looked at him and thought Shikamaru would be offended if he didn't try one so he took a smoke and lit it

"this is it" thought Shikamaru

Then Kakashi stopped and turned to face Shikamaru "oh ohayo Temari-san" he said

"HUH!! where??" said Shikamaru as he turned around and searched frantically then realized he was tricked "HEY!!" he shouted as he turned to look at Kakashi

"haha sorry about that i thought I saw her" he said as he blew smoke through his mask "Smooth" he said and then he put the cigarette out and through it away "thanks for the memories" he said and then he went back to his book

"darn you Kakashi! DARN YOU AND YOUR SKILLS OF PERSUASION!!" he shouted in his head

While everyone else was having their conversations Hinata was walking by herself and Naruto noticed this and slyly snuck up on her "HI HINATA!!" he shouted

"YAAAAAAAHHH!!" Hinata screamed from shock and held her hand to her heart and had trouble breathing and then she turned around and saw Naruto "Naruto-kun why'd you do that??" she asked sounding kinda annouyed

"hehe sorry Hinata I couldn't resist" he said

"oh..." she said "w-well please d-don't do it again" she said to him

"whoa she's being unusually bold today" he thought "so Hinata what are you doing here by yourself??" he asked

"...well I h-have no one to talk to and I g-guess im just t-too shy and I lack confidence"

Naruto groaned "don't say that Hinata!! Im talking to you and your one of the most confident people I know" he said "like that time when you did that awesome move on that bee when we were looking for the Bikouchu!! That was really awesome!!" he said with a grin on his face

Hinata blushed and lowered her head "could it be that Naruto-kun is giving me props??" she thought "man im so cised" thought Hinata suddenly changing her speech

"Oi Hinata are you alright!! Why are you looking at the ground??" he asked sounding worried

Hinata looked up and turned to Naruto and had a smile on her face "no Narut-kun im okay. Thank's for the boost of confidence" she said still smiling

Naruto saw her smiling and blushed "no problem Hinata" he said with a nervous laugh "wow!! now that i think of it Hinata is pretty cute. Maybe even cuter than Sakura-chan" he thought

"aahhh having girl trouble's huh kid" said Kyubii from inside Naruto's mind "Looks like its time for me to show you my hidden prowess on the female gender" Kyubii said

"Shut up you stupid Fox!!" snapped Naruto "Besides what do you know?? You've been trapped in me for 15 years" he replied

"Don't change the subject!!" replied Kyubii "Sooner or later you'll come to me!! Seeking advice!!" said Kyubii

"ahh shutup!! you sound like Orochimaru" he thought back. At that moment Hinata looked at him and saw he looked annoyed

"um..are you all right Naruto-kun??" she asked

"huh?? oh yeah just thinking about something" he said

"oh..okay" Hinata said and smiled at him again which made Naruto get a slight blush

"Remember my words" Kyubii said like a ghost

"Ahh Shaddap" thought Naruto sounding angry

"LAND HO!!" shouted Sogeking from the Crow's Nest

"WE ALREADY SAW IT BEFORE!!" shouted Nami, Chopper, and Franky

The crew made there way to the place where the mysterious person pointed to and docked at the...dock. After Zoro threw the anchor into the water (yes he threw it by himself) The crew jumped down from the ship and looked at the area "wow this place is awesome" said Luffy as he looked around "LETS GO EAT!!" he shouted as he ran but Nami grabbed him

"DID YOU FORGET WHY WE'RE HERE!!" shouted Nami as she grabbed Luffy's shirt and he started to choke

Luffy stopped running and massaged his neck "oh yeah my hat" he said and he rubbed his hair "my head feels so empty" he said

"it wasn't empty before??" Nami asked as a vein popped out of her forehead

"oi Nami your so mean"

"we better get going if we wanna find that guy" said Zoro as he adjusted his too swords on his sash

"As soon as I see that brat im gonna rip 'im limb from limb" said Robin and everyone stared at her

"Whoa" everyone thought at once

"musta been a really good book" Sogeking thought

"YOSHA!!! LETS GO FIND MY...I MEAN OUR TREASURES!!!" shouted Luffy and they all set off for the forest

"Are we there yet??" moaned Naruto for the umphteenth time time

"NO!!!!" everyone shouted unison

"well you don't have to be so snippy about it" he said as he crossed his arms and pouted

A few minutes past and nobody said anything except for Naruto who kept sighing "are we..." He was cut off when everyone (excluding Hinata and Kakashi) got an evil look on their faces and brought out a kunai "...hehe ; nevermind" he said

"haha Naruto sure does know how to keep everyone lively" Kakashi thought then he got serious when he sensed something "WATCH OUT!!" he shouted and with this everyone got a surprised look then they sensed it too and they all jumped out of the way and into various trees before they were all hit by a cannon blast

"dangit I missed" said a man with blue hair, a metal nose, and speedos

"Real nice Franky!! now they know we're here" said a Orange-headed girl who punched Franky in the head but she ended up hurting her hand "owowowow"

"NAMI-CHAAAN!!! are you alright" shouted a blond guy as he ran to Nami's side

"what a weird buncha Pirates" thought thought Sakura

"are these guys the real deal??" thought Naruto

"how could they get a bounty that high??" Neji thought

"hn" thought Sasuke

"me and you and Zooboomafu, cmon now lets see whats new, we're doing the things that animals do..." Shikamaru sang in his head while smiling

"YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!!!" shouted Zoro "we already know you guys are here" he said looking around

"crap" everyone thought in unison and then Kakashi came out of the tree first "well I guess you guys are pretty good after all" he said

"you guys are pretty extraordinary yourselves" said Franky

"Lets get to the point!!" shouted Naruto as him and everyone else came down from the trees "WHY ARE YOU TERRORIZING VILLAGES???" he shouted

"YOU!!!" shouted Luffy who had just arrived "YOU TOOK MY HAT!!!" he shouted

"AND MY BOOK!!!" shouted Robin who just came and had a fire in her eyes

"AND MY GOLD!!" Nami said

"and my Sword" Zoro said

"and my Hat" said Chopper

"Wha??" Naruto sputtered

"Wow Naruto I didn't know you were that desperate!! you coulda just asked asked us for help" said Shikamaru

"BUT I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING" shouted Naruto "AND WHY ARE YOOOU TERRORIZING VILLAGES!!" shouted Naruto pointing at Luffy

"IM NOT TERRORIZING VILLAGES!! I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ANY VILLAGE WITHOUT MY CREW ANYWAY!!" shouted Luffy

"um...Luffy..I think he's talking about all of us" Sogeking said to Luffy

"DON'T TRY TO CONFUSE ME!!!" Luffy shouted

A vein popped in Naruto's head "PAY ATTENTION!!" he shouted

"to what??" Luffy asked which made everyone fall over anime style

"Just stop terrorizing Villages" Naruto said sounding tired

"IM NOT TERRORIZING ANYTHING!!" shouted Luffy "JUST GIVE ME BACK MY HAT!!"

"Hat??" Naruto said getting a vein in his head "FINE THEN IF THATS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT THEN I'LL JUST MAKE YOU STOP!!" he said and he ran at Luffy and punched him in the face hard and Luffy flew into a tree

"LUFFY!!" Nami shouted

"what have you gotten into now Naruto" Kakashi said as he slapped his forehead

"Dobe" Sasuke said and suddenly the Green headed Swordsman and was in front of Sasuke and slashed at him but he managed to dodge by backflipping and then he went into a triple flip and landed "aww yeah dodging with style" Sasuke thought

"Since you seem to be the only one here with a sword I guess I'll fight you" Zoro said to Sasuke with his two swords at hand

"well then we'll just see who's the better Swordsman" Sasuke said with a smirk as he drew his sword

"AHH SASUKE-KUN!! YOUR STILL THE COOLEST!!" Sakura shouted with hearts in her eyes and then she turned and saw the Girl called Nami with her odd staff at hand

"SaNdA BoRu" Nami said and a quarter of her staff bent and a Thunderball appeared and flew at Sakura

"Thunder??" Sakura thought as she looked at Nami "this isn't an ordinary opponent" and she pulled out her black gloves and put them on with a smirk on her face "guess your my opponent" Sakura said

"you say that like it's an insult" Nami said with a smirk and got ready for a fight

Hinata watched the others get there opponents and then she saw a flash of blonde grab her hand and kneel down "wha.."

"This Beauty that graces my eye's are beyond comparison" Sanji said with hearts in his eyes

"eh..um..please stop" Hinata said looking scared and confused as she tried to pull her hand away

"How bout I make you dinner" Sanji said still persisting

'LEAVE ME ALONE!!" she shouted as she started running away

"COME BACK MY BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY!!" said Sanji floating after her with Hearts in his eyes

"HINATA-SAMA!!" Neji said as he ran after her

"WeApOnS lEfT!!" shouted Franky as his palm spun open to reveal a pipe and he shot a blast at Neji who sensed and dodged it in a nick of time "Oi!! I'll be your opponent now" Franky said with a smirk

Neji looked at Franky in a serious face "gotta hurry and save Hinata-sama from Sexual Harrasment" he thought

"hehe the Brave Sogeking will retire to his quarters and leave this to my subordinates" Said Sogeking (Usopp) as he crept away and then he saw a spiky mace flying at him "AHHH!!" he shouted and he quickly dodged it

"where do you think your going" Tenten said with a grin on her face as she walked towards Sogeking with a scroll in her hand

"why me" Sogeking thought as he cried

Chopper stared at Ino

Ino stared at Chopper

Chopper stared at Ino

Ino stared at Chopper and he started to sweat "A Tanuki??" Ino said

Chopper was thrown off by this "IM A REINDEER!!" he shouted

"IT CAN TALK!!!" Ino shouted getting freaked out

Chopper wilted to the ground after hearing this

Kakashi sighed "Naruto went and got us into a troublesome situation" said Kakashi as he sat in a tree watching the groups fight "well at least now they can get practice and I can read my book for the 5th time" he said with a perverted look on his face and then two hands appeared on the branch "nani??" he said and before he could react they had grabbed his legs and pulled "WHAT THE HE.." but before he could finish his face was in the ground "...ow..." he said

"you didn't think you could get away did you" said a Raven haired woman with a fire in her eyes

"Crap!! its a female Gai" he thought

"I won't let you of the hook until you return my book" she said

"what have I gotten my self into this time" he muttered to himself as he sweatdropped

to be continued...

Trasnlation Time!!

Sanda Boru (Thunderball) : An attack from Nami's remade Clima Tact where seh throws a ball of Thunder at her foe

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Well that was Chapter 3!! I hope you liked it. Sorry about the delay I couldn't find time to write it and I kinda have a Short Attention span so its hard for me to keep doing one thing for long ; Anyways please review and I'll do my best to get the next Chapter finished soon