Hey guys hope ur liking my Series so far. Sorry if its starting off pretty slow but it'll get more fun soon. For stuff you don't understand I have Translations at the bottom of the page.


Crazy Ninja Voyage

Chapter 4

darkfox9

Naruto flew into a tree after he got punched buy Luffy "heeheeheeHEE!!" Luffy laughed "now will you give me my hat" he said

"how many times do I have to tell you that I DON'T HAVE YOUR FRICKIN HAT!!" Naruto shouted "hmm he might be an idiot but this guy is no joke" he thought "time to kick it up a notch" Naruto said as he got out of the tree and made a cross sign with his fingers "KaGeBuNsHiN nO jUtSu" Naruto said and suddenly 5 clones of him appeared

"SUGOI!!!!" Luffy shouted as he saw this and he had sparkles in his eyes "How'd you do that??" he asked

"um...its a Jutsu I learned" Naruto said

"show me again, show me again" Luffy said

"...um...sure" he said "Kagebunshin no Jutsu" he said and 3 more clones appeared

"COOL!!" he said and Luffy copied what Naruto did "Kagebunshin no Jutsu" he said but nothing happened "aww how come I didn't multiply??" he asked

A vein was appearing in Naruto's head "how bout he get back to the problem at hand" Naruto said as all of his clones and him ran at Luffy "IKU ZOU!!" the Narutos shouted as they ran and threw each threw 4 shurikens at Luffy

"Uh Oh" Luffy said as he dodged the Shurikens but a few cut his vest "Time to get serious too then" Luffy said

Naruto's clones then jumped and were about to pile on Luffy

Luffy then bent and threw his legs up "GoMu GoMu No MuChI!!" Luffy shouted and his leg stretched and swipe kicked the clones that were above him out of the way

The real Naruto stopped in his tracks with his eyes wide "ch-ch-ch-CHOTO MATTE KUDASAI!!" Naruto shouted "HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT??" he shouted with wide eyes

"huh oh you mean this" he said as he put his finger in his mouth and pulled it

"ye..ye...YEAH THAT!!" Naruto shouted

"Oh well I'm a rubber man" Luffy said as his mouth snapped back "we..we..well I don't care what kinda man you are im gonna beat you anyway!!" Naruto then ran at Luffy and made some more clones that jumped at Luffy while some more clones ran under the ones that jumped "GoMu GoMu No GaTtOrInGuU" and with that Luffy unleashed a flurry of super fast punches on all the clones and they turned into smoke "heeheeheeHEE!!" Luffy laughed

"don't get cocky" Naruto said as he burst through the smoke and punched Luffy in the stomach but his stomach just stretched back "haha that won't work" and then Luffy pushed forward and sent Naruto into the ground "man this is gonna be harder than I thought"


Sasuke was clashing blades with Zoro and he jumped back "How the heck can this guy fight with three swords?? WHY CAN'T I FIGHT WITH THREE SWORDS!!" he whined in his head as he dodged a slash from Zoro

"Your not too bad" Zoro said to him as Sasuke blocked another slash "Yeah I know" he replied and then he pushed Zoro back and then his hands became surrounded by electricity and he swiped his hand and electric shuriken flew at Zoro

"What the??" Zoro said as he slashed through them "What was that?? some form of Magic??" Zoro said "Um its called Jutsu Einstein" Sasuke replied sarcastically as he sent more at him and Zoro kept slashing at them

"This is getting really annoying!!!" Zoro said then he jumped in the air and dodged the attacks until he was close to Sasuke and they were at a stalemate "was that supposed to do something??" Sasuke said but Zoro didn't reply, instead he twisted his body and then spun around "TaTsUmAkI" he shouted and as he spun he made Sasuke spin into a tree nearby

"this isn't gonna be easy" Sasuke said as he got out of the tree and charged Zoro


Nami was hiding behind a tree with a frightened look on her face and she appeared to be breathing hard "why did I have to get an opponent like this" she said as she looked up and then saw a tree coming at her "AAAAAHHHH!!" she shouted as she quickly got up and jumped out of the way before it hit

"cmon!!! you can't keep running away" Sakura said as she walked past the tree with a grin on her face as she cracked her knuckles

"I CAN TRY!!" Nami shouted but then she thought "But she's right I can't run away forever! And besides I gotta get my money back" she said as she jumped out from behind the tree she was hiding...behind "FuOgGu TeNpO" she said and fog came from her clima tact and surrounded the area

"what the heck??" Sakura said as she looked around "Fog??" she kept on looking for Nami "don't think fog can stop me" she said

"I never said that it would" she said "ThUnDeRbAlL"

"Nani??"

Suddenly a thunderball flew through the fog and struck Sakura

"AHHH!!!" she shouted as she got electricuted "where do you think the next one will come" Sakura heard as she struggled to stay on her feet "This might take longer than I expected"


"WeApOn'S lEfT!!" Franky shouted as he shot what looked like a laser beam out of a shaft that appeared when his left palm revolved and Neji dodged it in a nick of time then he ran up to him

"Your in range" he said as he got behind him "HaKkE rOkUjUyOn ShO and took a stance and a Yin-Yang symbol appeared below both of them and it was surrounded by two larger circles and symbols

"what the...what's all this writing under me??" Franky said

Neji gasped "Your not supposed to see that" he said as he began to attack "2" he said and used his fingers to attack him twice "4" he poked him four times "8" he poked him eight times "16" (I think you get the point) "32, 64" he said finally as he poked like crazy but Franky just stood there

"Was that supposed to do something??" he asked

"NANI!!??" Neji shouted "how did it not do anything??" he said "and why do my fingers hurt" Neji pouted as he sucked on them

"well im a cyborg" Franky said as he knocked on his stomach and Neji heard shallowness (if thats a word)

"dang!! thats what I call rock hard abs!!" Neji thought "And you didn't tell me this before!??!" he shouted

"1. Your currently the enemy!! 2. One would think you'd figure it out after I shot a cannon ball out of my hand"

"..." Neji rubbed his chin

"not a very bright one is he" Franky thought

"It doesn't matter!! Im still going to defeat you!!" Neji said as he ran at Franky with five Shuriken in each hand

"BeAnS lEfT!!" he said and a compartment with holes appeared in his left arm and he shot bullets at Neji and he dodged them and threw his Shuriken at him "A cyborg eh?? this should be interesting" Neji thought as he jumped out of the way of a cannonball


Ino kept on staring at Chopper and Chopper stared back at her. He started to get nervous as she just stared him down and then she poked him "what the??" Chopper said a little aggitated

"ITS REAL FUR!!" Ino shouted as she backed away a little

"This is getting me nowhere" Chopper thought as he sweat dropped


Sogeking was hiding behind a rather large rock and was breathing hard "Is she gone" he said as he peeked behind the rock and then a whole bunch of sharp weapons flew at him and he dodged them just in time

"Come on out Super Nose man you can't hide forever" Tenten said as she walked closer to the rock

"HOLY CRAP SHE'S COMING CLOSER!!" he shouted in his head "Okay come down!! I am the fearless Sogeking from the Island of the Snipers" he thought and then he quickly stood on the rock he was hiding behind and Tenten looked at him and got a smirk on her face "about time" she said as she brought out a scroll and prepared to use it but stopped in her tracks when she saw him on the rock with his left arm on his side and his right one pointing at the sky "Is he striking a pose??" she thought and then suddenly theme music started playing "What the..." and then the words Sharpshooting Warrior Sogeking appeared in front of Sogeking in Japanese Kanji "What the heck!! Where did the theme music and the letters come from" she said as she looked around frantically and then she heard singing comiing from Sogeking "HE'S SINGING NOW!!" she shouted in her head

"Sogeki no shima de

(On Sharpshooter Island...)

Umareta ore wa

(...I was born)

Hyaku patsu hyaku chyu

(100 shots, 100 hits)

Ru ru ra ra ru

(Lu lu la la lu--)

Nezumi no medama mo

(Even a mouse's eye...)

Lock on!!

Omae no haato mo

(Even on your heart,)

LOCK ON!!!!

Sogeki no shima kara kita otoko

(The man that came from Sharpshooter Island.)

Ru ru ru ru ru ra ra

(Lu lu lu lu lu la la!)

Sore nigero!

(You better run and hide!)

Sogege sogesoge

(Sogege soge soge...)

SO GE KI N GU!!!" He finished and random waves splashed behind him and the sun shone on him brightly as his cape fluttered in the wind

"..."


Kakashi was hiding in a tree while on all fours and looking down at Robin "what a Scary woman" he said as Robin walked around looking for Kakashi with flames in her eyes

"COME OUT AND FIGHT YOU NOVEL STEALER" she said and then she looked up and saw leaves fall and then she made an X with her arms "SeIs FlEuR" she said and two hands appeared on the branch Kakashi was on and then two more appeared on Kakashi's back and grabbed his hands and put them behind his back and then two more appeared on his chest and placed their palms under Kakashi's chin and now Kakashi was hanging upside-down from the branch he was on "What the heck is this??" He asked as he tried to move but only wiggled around

"Its my Hana Hana Fruit power!! I can sprout hands from any surface I please" She said "Now return my Novel or your gonna be getting a one way trip to a wheel chair" she said with the fire back in her eye and then she felt a chill down her spine as she heard a voice in her ear

"Sorry ma'am but I can't return what hasn't been stolen" said The Copy Ninja who was now standing behind her. Robin's eyes widened as she turned around quickly and was about to slap him but Kakashi dodged it Matrix style and backflipped out of the way "Sorry about sneaking up on you" he said as he smiled under his mask

"B..B..But your over there" she said as she turned around and saw the other Kakashi hanging from the branch who then disappeared in a puff of smoke

"Yeah that was a Shadow Clone," Kakashi said "now be good and stop terrorizing villages!! And tell your Crew that too" he said in a sincere voice which ticked Robin off somemore

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!" she shouted "Nobody's terrorizing any villages in our crew!! The only one doing the terrorizing is that Blonde kid you came with!! He stole stuff from our ship about 30 minutes ago. MORE IMPORTANTLY MY BOOK!!" as she made a X with her arms again and in the blink of an eye Kakashi was behind her again and he grabbed her arms and stopped her from making the X sign

"ah ah ah"

"Let go of me"

"Sorry ma'am!! No can do." Kakashi said calmly "It appears that we have been set up"

"What?? What do you mean" Robin said sounding a little more calm

"Well that 'Blonde kid' you were talking about couldn't have been on your ship 30 minutes ago because he was with us. And Naruto couldn't have stolen your things. You also appear to not have terrorized any villages lately so obviously someone has set us up" Kakashi said as he let go of Robin's hands and she was now red of embarassment

"Oh Im Sooooo sorry!! I guess I let my rage get the best of me" she said as she fell to the ground

Kakashi walked over to her and he sweatdropped "Don't worry about it" he said "I know people that over react so im used to it" he said as a thought of Naruto popped into his head and he sweatdropped

Robin looked up at him "Are you sure??" she asked

"Of course Im sure and besides a pretty lady like you shouldn't be embarassed about a small misunderstanding" he said as he put his hand on her head and smiled sincerely from under his mask and she suddenly blushed "Okay now lets go tell the others!! They probably won't figure it out if they're fighting seriously" he said as he walked away but Robin just sat on the ground still stunned from what Kakashi said then she snapped back to reality when she heard his voice again "Hey!! Are you coming or not??" Kakashi shouted back to her

"Uh...ye..yeah I'll be right there" Robin said as she ran after him


"Please stop chasing me!!" Hinata shouted as she kept running from Sanji

"AIIIEEE YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOUR RUNNING" Sanji said with hearts in his eyes as he continued to chase her

"Somebody help me!!" Hinata yelled as she kept running

tO bE cOnTiNuEd


Back at the Thousand Sunny Shikamaru was in the Crow's Nest of the ship "hmm maybe I should tell them " he said to himself "Nah they'll figure out that its a set-up sooner or later!! Kakashi-sensei's probably going to tell them now" he said again as he closed his eyes and took a nap.
Translations:

Seis Fleur (Six Flowers): An attack in which Robin makes 6 hands appear from a surface

Hakke Rokujuyon Sho (Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms): This is an attack in which Neji closes off the 64 tenketsu's (chakra points) in the opponents body making them unable to use their chakra

Beans Left: Franky twists his left arm inwards without moving left hand at all and exposes four small holes in his wrist that shoot rapid-fire explosive pellets at his opponent like a machine gun. The name of this function is apparently derived from the fact that he is shooting "bean-sized" ammo as opposed to Weapons Left. This attack has also been called Weapons Left by mistake, most likely because it IS a part of his left arm arsenal in general.

Weapons Left: Franky holds his left arm straight out in front with his palm facing the opponent, his arm then rotates inward and his wrist opens like a doorhinge. The hole in his left hand opens up to reveal a gun sight that Franky can aim with. Franky then is capable of shooting what looks like a powerful laser beam. This was the first function shown in the manga in which Franky performed with his left arm.

Thunderball: Nami breaks off a piece of the Clima Tact but not completely and then she spins it around and forms a Thunderball a swings it at the enemy and shocks them.

Kagebunshin No Jutsu: Naruto creates solid clones of himself by distributing his chakra equally between them.

Sugoi: Amazing. Cool.

Iku Zou: Here we go.

Gomu Gomu no Muchi (Gum Gum Whip): Luffy pulls back his leg and kicks it forward, snapping it like a whip against his enemies. Good for attacking groups.

Chotto Matte Kudasai: Wait a minute.

Gomu Gomu no Gatoringuu (Gum Gum Gattling gun): A barrage of straight punches.

Tatsumaki (Tornado): Zoro holds his swords raised and facing forward at his sides and spins around creating a Tornado

Fuuoggu Tenpo (Fog Tempo): Nami uses the shaft in her Clima Tact to create Fog in the area


Okay pplz!! Here's Chapter 4!! Sorry again for it taking so long. I also know that it seems like its starting off slow but I plan on making things more exciting and funny as the story goes on!

So please review and I'll do my best to finish Chapter 5 soon.

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