Okay folks Im sorry that this chapter took way too long to write i'll try to do better next time. Oh and I don't think I'll put Brooke in this story partly because I only got one opinion on this but I also don't wanna forget and take another year to write the next chapter. Hope your liking the story so far. Oh and I also got a review about Usopp joining the crew. Sorry about that when I started writing this He was still Sogeking. Don't worry I'll change him back to Usopp.
Disclaimer: (Still don't know why ppl do this) I don't own Naruto or One Piece...or any other cartoons, anime, or live action programs that show up.
It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the ocean was blue, the clouds were all puffy, it was a great day to be a pirate. The Thousand Sunny swayed gently through the waves carrying our favorite pirate crew featuring our favorite group of ninja's.
"Welcome to our humble abode" Nami said "Not sure how long you guys'll be staying but I'll introduce you to the crew. Over there is Franky our shipwright..."
"Oi" said the Cyborg as he walked by with a toolbox and walked into the cabin
"...The Reindeer, Chopper, is our Doctor..."
"Hi" Chopper said
The ninja's just stared at him "WTF A talking racoon dog" they all thought
"...The Blonde one is our Chef, Sanji"
"AIIIIIIEEE NAMI-SWAAANNN SAID MY NAME!!" came Sanji's voice from the Galley which made everyone sweatdrop
"The one reading on the beach chair is our Archaeologist, Robin"
"Pleased to meet you all" Robin said with a smile
"Why does a pirate ship need an Archaeologist??" Sakura asked
"I dunno I didn't make this anime" Nami said blatantly "Anyways the one with the swords, Zoro, is our First mate" Nami said but Zoro just snored "The long nose is Usopp our sniper"
"Who's a long nose!!" the sniper said angrilly
"Im Nami the Navigator and finally..."
"OII!! FOOD!!" Luffy shouted as he saw a fish swimming around in the water and jumped in after it
"LUFFY!!" Usopp shouted
"HELP!! FOOD!! HELP!! FOOD!!"
"CHOOSE ONE BAKA!!" Usopp shouted
"And the idiot in the water is our Captain" Nami said with disappointment
Just then Sanji burst out of the kitchen wearing a 'Kiss The Cook' Apron and Chopper ran out as well "Whats going on??" Sanji said
"LUFFY FELL INTO THE OCEAN!!"
"UOOOOOO LUFFY!!" Chopper shouted as his eyes popped out of his head "DOCTORDOCTORoh thats me" He shouted in panic "Don't worry Luffy I'm coming he shouted and jumped in after him
"HEEEELLLLPPP!!" Luffy and Chopper shouted in unison
Sanji just sighed "Idiots" he said and took of his shirt and dived in after them
After the previous excitement the crew and the group of shinobi's sat on the grassy deck of the thousand sunny while waiting for the food to be prepared. "So any particular reason why you guys attacked us back there?" Nami asked
"We should be asking you the same question" Sakura retorted
"Well earlier this morning someone just came onto our ship and stole some of our treasured...treasures" Nami said "And he looked exactly like you" Nami said pointing her finger at Naruto
Naruto's eyes widened in surprise "Whoa me?? I've never even been on a pirate ship. And besides I was in the village all morning until we left for this mission. And you shouldn't be pointing fingers lady. Our mission was to stop pirates who were terrorizing villages and stole an important document from Kirigakure"
"Kiriga-what now??" Franky said
"Its the Village hidden in the mist, a water village" Sakura said
"Hey don't make any false acusations" Nami said "We've been at sea for days. Your village was the first place we've been to in a week."
"Pfft" Shikamaru who was quiet this whole time finally made a noise that made all eyes fall on him "Isn't it obvious?" he asked but nobody responded "How troublesome." he said as he sighed and scratched his head
"Stop wasting time and tell us already" Naruto said sounding annoyed
"Obviously someone is trying to pit you pirates against us" he said "I don't know why yet but obviously somebody has a grudge against us. And if he or she went through the trouble of posting a mission up to stop you guys I would say that this grudge is pretty serious" Shikamaru deducted
"But who would do it??" Zoro said, surprising everyone because he appeared to be sleeping "I doubt that anyone we've fought has ever fought you guys"
"How would you know that?" Sasuke said
"Well okay then have any of you guys ever fought Pirates, Marines, Monster fish, or Mind reading angels??" Zoro asked but none of the ninja's could respond "Exactly" Zoro said with his eyes still closed
"Mind reading angels??" was what all the ninja's were thinking but didn't bother saying it seeing how unorthodox this pirate crew was so everybody just sat down in silence then suddenly Tenten broke the silence "I ALMOST FORGOT!!" She shouted catching everyone off guard
"What??!!" Neji asked
"Lady Tsunade!! What's she going to say if she finds out that we're with these guys" she said to her fellow shinobi which hit them like a ton of bricks. She was right. Tsunade's temper wasn't exactly the best in the village and she would kill them whenever they got back.
"Don't worry I got this" Naruto said and pulled out a cell phone and flipped it open
"Where'd you get a cell phone from??" Sasuke asked
"Hey I don't write the story I just play along" Naruto said and dialed a number and put it to his ear "...........Hello" Naruto said with everyone looking at him "Hey Kankurou, its me Naruto"
"Oh hey kid. Whats up??" The puppetmaster said
"We have a little bit of an issue. Is Gaara there??"
"Yeah but he's been asleep since the Shukaku got taken out of him. Catching up on 15 years of sleep. Why whats wrong??"
"Well we kinda took an unexpected vacation and need someone to cover for us until we get back"
"...Hmm I dunno"
"Cmon please Kankurou. Hey if it wasn't for me your brother would still be walkin all over you. And I did you that favor. Remember the thing with the shuriken and your p-"
"OKAY!! I'll do it but how exactly am I supposed to cover for you??"
"Im sure between you and Temari you can figure something out. Thanks Kankurou. We owe you"
"No pro- wait a minute! You already owe me mon-" but before he could finish Naruto hung up his phone "Okay guys looks like we're good" the Jinchuuriki said with a grin
"Th-That was a g-good idea Naruto-kun" Hinata said to her crush with a blush
" Hehe thanks Hinata" Naruto said with a smile that made her face turn even redder
"Oh" Kakashi said as he slapped his palm with his fist
"What is it now??" Sasuke said with the same bored expression on his face
"We haven't introduced ourselves yet" Kakashi said "Im Hatake Kakashi. Also known as Shari-"
"Okay sensei no need for your life story" Sakura said politely "Im Haruno Sakura" she said and the shinobi all followed suit
"UZUMAKI NARUTO!!"
"Uchiha Sasuke"
"Yamanaka Ino"
"Nara Shikamaru"
"H-Hyuuga Hinata"
"Hyuuga Neji"
"Tenten"
"Whats your last name??" Robin asked Tenten and the question took everyone by surprised. No one had ever thought to ask Tenten this question and now everyones eyes were glued to her.
"Um...well you see.....what had happened was......."
Suddenly Sanji burst out of the kitchen "Lunch is served!" he said with a bow
"Isanybodyhungry?Imhungryletseat!!" Tenten said frantically and threw a smoke bomb at her feet and vanished making everybody sweatdrop
The next surprise came from Luffy (surprise for the ninja's anyway) who was on the ground catching his breath after his drowning experience "FOOD!!" He shouted and jumped to his feet and then ran into the kitchen making the rest of the mugiwara's just sigh in disappointment all except for Chopper who was still laying on the deck recovering from his near death experience.
"I.....need......a......doctor....."
Everyone was now gathered around the table that they had to move to the deck because there was no room in the galley. The Shinobi were so awestruck by the magnificent platter that was set before them that they started drooling. Even Kakashi's mask got wet. "SUGOI!!!!" they all said in unison as if they practiced before hand
"Thank you thank you," Sanji said humbly "We only have one rule for eating onn our ship." He said
"And whats that??" Naruto said grabbing his fork and knife excitedly and getting ready to dig in
"Guard your food at all costs" The chef said, suddenly striking a serious tone
"Nani??" Naruto said but it was too late. As if on cue Naruto's food disappeared "HEY!!"
Followed by Sakura's food "MY NODDLES!!"
Then Sasuke "WTF!!"
And one by one each ninja's plate got cleaned but they weren't the ones doing the cleaning. They soon realized that it was the Captain of the pirate crew Luffy who was stealing all of their food "OI!! LUFFY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!" Naruto shouted as he grabbed for a piece of chicken but only grabbed air because once again the captain had stolen it.
"Luffy-san!! Please stop!!" Kakashi pleaded as he went for a bowl of ramen but was unsuccessful
Neji tried to reach for a rice ball but before he was even halfway there it disappeared and he began to tear up "This good food!! So close yet so far away" The prodigy said putting his arms over his eyes to hide his tears "WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END!!!" He yelled
"Noobs" Zoro thought as he watched this display and just took a bite out of a chicken leg.
After the Ninja's finally got some of the food that was set out for them in their stomachs they settled down
"Finally. I thought I was gonna miss all of lunch" Sakura said as she drank the diet punch that Sanji had made especially for the girls of the ship "How do you guys deal with him everyday?" Sakura asked Nami as she looked at the now bloated captain as he tried to reach for a meatbun but his belly was too big he could hardly see over it
"Well after traveling with him for so long we learn to expect to get only a quarter of the food Sanji-kun makes for us" Nami said with a sigh making Sakura giggle
"Wow Sanji-san these diet punches are great!! Your an awesome chef. Could I please have somemore?" Sakura said with a smile
"Me too!!" Ino added
"And me" Tenten said
"D-don't forget m-me" Hinata stated
'COMING RIGHT UP MY LOVELIES!!!" Sanji said with his trademark hearts in his eyes
"Oi Sanji! Could I have on of those two" Usopp asked
"We're all out" the chef said as he poured more punch for Sakura. After he finished pouring the punch for all four girls he walked back into the kitchen and put the pitcher in the sink "6 beautiful girls on the ship!! My dream of a harem has finally come true!!" he thught to himself and began to laugh maniacally.
"Does anyone else here laughing??" Ino asked
"Just eat your food Ino" Nami said calmly as she just ate a cherry tomato
"OKAAAYYY!!!" Luffy said suddenly as he got onto his chair and slammed his feet onto the table, startling everyone "Listen up you guys. Obviously someone is out to get us" the captain said stating the obvious "But we're not gonna take that sitting down are we??" He asked
"HELLS TO THE NO!!" Robin said, still angry about losing her favorite book
"ARE WE GONNA LET WHOEVER THIS GUY IS GET AWAY WITH THIS!!???" Luffy yelled
"NO!!!" Both the Pirates and the Ninjas yelled, getting riled up
"THEN LETS GO GET HIM!!!" Luffy added
"YOSHA!!!" The newly formulated crew responded
"FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!" Straw Hat ordered
"AYE!!!!" was their faithful reply
To Be CoNtInUeD
Luffy then realized something "Wait a minute...Wheres Sogeking??"
Translations:
Nani=What
Well there you have it. I know its been a long wait and I am SOOOOO sorry about that and I know that theres not much action in this chapter but I hope you guys will still review and tell me how it is and I will do my best to keep writing. Once again Sorry and I hope you like it XD