Chapter 4: Showtime!
Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata came to school at the same time all in their cheering uniform, which consists of a green and white small top that shows off theyre flat stomach and hot curves, and a short green skirt that hardley reaches the thigh. Sakura, Ino and Hinata's hair was tied up in a ponytail with a green ribbon while Tenten's hair was in 2 buns with a green ribbon holding her hair buns together.
" So.... forehead... what was that lets-talk-to-eachother-and-not-notice-anyone-else conversation you had with that Sasuke boy?" Ino asked out of no where
" yeah! what was that all about? at first you were all fighting then you end up flirting with eachother..." tenten added
" we werent flirting! it was just a typical conversation about todays events..." sakura answered
" i would call it flirting too though... i see my cousin and him hang out... he hardly talks" hinata stated
" and plus! for me: a girl and a boy talking to eachother, showing off how good they are and not noticing anyone else; is flirting." ino said
" guys i was just being nice to the guy... dont make it such a big deal..." sakura replied while her cheeks started to get a little red.
"mmmhmm..." ino and tenten said at the same time while giving sakura a i-knew-it look.
" ok well we should go to the gym now... the cheering competition is starting soon..." sakura said while walking away from the two, torwards hinata.
They then started to walk to the gym when the girls saw Naruto with his friends they were all wearing basketball shorts and shirt. FLASH!
Sakura hurried quietly torwards Naruto with the three other girls behind her.
Sakura then quikley covered Naruto's eyes from the back and said, " guess who? "
Sasuke then looked torwards the blonde boy and saw the pretty pink haired girl from the other morning.
" Sakura-chan! i know that's you!" Naruto said
" no! its me hinata! i cant believe you dont know my voice! " sakura put on a higher pitched voice and tricked naruto into thinking she was hinata
" Sakura-chan! dont joke about hinata-chan getting mad at me...unless this is hinata-chan!"
Sakura then let go of his eyes and turned him around and hugged him
"Naruto... you look so cute in what your wearing!" Sakura said in a baby voice
" Sakura-chan! put some clothes on! your stomach is showing in what your wearing!"
Sasuke then looked at what Sakura was wearing a blushed when he saw her flat stomach and curves.
"are you saying that we look like sluts? ill have you know that hinata designed this outfit!" ino said while pushing hinata torwards naruto
" no! im saying that you guys are showing too much skin!" naruto shouted
" what? whats wrong with us wearing this? " sakura asked while letting go of naruto and put one of her hand to rest on her hip.
Sasuke just thought what the hell is this dobe talking about... she looks hott in that...
"im saying that if you go out looking like that, then Sasuke-teme, Neji-teme and Shikamaru will for surely hit on you!" naruto explained while pointing at Sasuke
" shut up dobe...you know were not like that..." Sasike said while looking out in the court
the girls then looked at Sasuke, Sakura then walked up to him and said,
" you must be Sasuke huh? "
"yeah... howd you know?"
"hehe... your a basketball player, you dont look like hinata, so your not neji, and you sure dont look lazy so you cant be shikamaru.... so you must be Sasuke... we chatted yesterday, am i right? "
" You must be Sakura" Sasuke then said emotionless
" yeah...howd you know?" she said half teasing him and sounding like him when he said it
" your a cheerleader, you dont look like neji, so you cant be hinata, you dont look like someone who would like weapons, so i guess you cant be tenten and you have pink hair, so i guess that covers the whole 'cherry blossom' nickname" he said while smirking at her
Before Sakura can say anything, they saw Neji and Shikamaru walking torwards Naruto and they were already standing next to Sasuke and Naruto, Neji saw Hinata looked at her up and down and said, "Hinata-sama... what the hell are you wearing?!"
" We are sorry to inform you, but the basketball game will be posponed, And now the Cheerleaders for the Konoha Leaf High Shinobis!"
" well that sucks for you guys... anyways...still think the same way about cheerleaders, niisan?" Hinata said to Neji with a slight playful glare and a small smile
" ass " tenten then said to Neji not looking at him, right behind Hinata
" Watch what we really can do..." Sakura said to Sasuke with a slight smirk
"hey lazy ass troublesome boy" Ino then said to shikamaru with a wink
Suddenly Kin and Tuyaya walk torwards Sakura. Kin then whispered something to Sakura, Kin then glared at her and walked away, Sakura just laughed and faced Naruto.
"Naruto, you know your que..." Sakura said right before running to the middle of the court.
Naruto then nodded and watched the girls run to the middle of the court.
the formation of the girls was like this:
Hinata Ino Sakura Tenten
FLASH! then there were other girls behind ino hinata and tenten.
The four boys sat down on the bench near the court, so they had a good view of the girls.
When Naruto saw that the girls were in their places he whistled to signal the drums to start drumming.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
' HERE WE ARE GIVE WAY, THE LEAF SHINOBIS ARE HERE RIGHT NOW! CAN YOU HEAR US NOW, THE LEAF SHINOBIS ARE HERE RIGHT NOW! SHINOBIS ARE HERE, WERE GONNA ROCK THIS PLACE WITH OUR CHEER! OUR AIM IS VICTORY WERE GONNA REACH THE CHAMPIONSHIP!'
the girls then started to move their places so now their formation was:
Sakura
Ino Hinata Tenten
' GO GO GO GO GO! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!'
FLASH!After they all got to their right place theys started to dance again and shouted:
' HEY THE SOUND! WERE THE SHINOBI! HEY YOU OTO WERE SHINOBI! HEY, WHATS IT? YOU! WERE THE SHINOBI! '
They then moved to a new formation with a partner
' WE W-E ARE A-R-E S-H-I-N-O-B-I SHINOBI! ROCK AND WIN
their formation was now:
Sakura Ino
Tenten Hinata
FLASH!Tenten and Hinata were the ones that kicked their legs up in the air
'WE ARE THE BEST FROM THE WEST. YOU ARE THE BEAST FROM THE EAST AND FROM THE SOUTH WE WIL SHOUT AND FROM THE NORTH YOU WILL HEAR THAT WE... ARE LEAF SHINOBIS!'
They then went to their second form with Sakura in the front and Naruto then pressed play on the CD player and "Streetz Melting started to play...
" I cant believe Hinata-sama is a cheerleader...i also cant believe that Tenten was the one i saw that one morning, the one i was staring at in the tryouts for the battle of the bands, the one i fought yesterday and is the cheerleader im looking at now" Neji said, still shocked
" I cant believe that Sakura' voice was the one i heard that one morning, the one i was staring at in the tryouts for the blattle of the bands,the one i fought and chatted with yesterday and the girl that i was checking out earlier" Sasuke said while still watching Sakura dance.
" I shouldve known that Ino was Drop Dead Georgous... " Shikamaru lazily said while watching Ino dance.
The girls then finished dancing and walked torwards the boys.
"You girls were great! i bet your gonna win this year too!" Naruto shouted while giving the girls a big group hug, the three other boy glared at Naruto. When Naruto noticed this, his sweat dropped and he let go of the girls.
"Did you see Hinata out there?! She was really good! " Sakura said, trying to make Naruto tell her that Hinata was good
" Yeah, i saw her! she did really good when she kicked her feet up in the air! I didnt even know that, that was her! " Naruto exclaimed
" I wasnt THAT good Naruto..." Hinata said embaressed
The girls then looked at the three boys sitting down on the bench and smiled at them.
Sasuke smirked back at Sakura, Neji nodded back at Tenten, and Shikamaru just blushed when Ino winked at him.
"Cheerleaders, please come to the middle of the court for us to announce the winner for the year 2008..."
" I think you girls are gonna win..." Neji said while looking at Tenten
" me too... they had the longest cheer from all the other contestants..." Sasuke said while smirking at Sakura
" i think you girls will win too... the other squads were so troublesome..." Shikamaru said still red from Ino's wink, Ino made a little laugh at Shikamaru.
The girls then went torward the middle of the court, holding eachothers hands.
"And the champion of this years Chearleading Competition is none other than.....
Konoha Leaf High's Shinobis! 4 Years in a row!"
"Ahh!!!!!!!!!" all the girls screamed while hugging eachother, they then got hold of the trophy and hugged eachother again.
" ok... now can we get the squad captain and her co-captains to come here and introduce theirselves to us and the audience! "
Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata walked up to the speaker, there were a bunch of wolf whistles from their fan boys. Sasuke, Neji, shikamaru, and naruto glared at them, and they stopped and just started to clap loudley. All of the other cheerleaders and everyone else started to scream out their names. FLASH!
"Ok well can you lovely ladies introduce yourselves please? "
He said charmingly while handing the mic to Sakura
Sakura smiled at him and took hold of the mic and said,
" Im Sakura Haruno, Aka Cherry Blossom, because of my hair *she flipped her hair*, Captain and choreographer of this cheerleading squad, and yes, my hair color is natural, thank you! " RECORD!
Sakura then handed the mic to Ino and she said,
" Ino Yamanaka! Aka Drop Dead Gourgeous beacause Im hott *put her finger on the side of her stomach and made a frying sound (tssss)*, I sew our uniforms and put make up and fix our hair for this cheerleading squad, and no, i did not have lypo nor am i belemich, thanks!" (lypo is when you get the fat from your stomach out of you by sugery, belemich is when you throw up after every meal to get skinny) RECORD!
Ino then threw the mic up in the air and moved out of the way so that Tenten can catch the mic and be in the spotlight, then she said,
" The names Tenten... Aka Weapons Mistress *she took a kunai out of nowhere and started to twirl it around her fingers, Sakura then threw a peice of paper in the air and Tenten hit it bullseye with her kunai* dead accuracy. I mixed the songs that we dance to, for the cheerleading squad, and no, just because im into sports does not mean that im a tomboy, arigats!" (arigats meaning arigatou) RECORD!
Tenten then held the mic with two fingers so that Hinata can take hold of it... when she did, she nervously said,
" My name is HInata Hyuga... Also known as White Eyes girl... 'white eyes' because of my bloodline limit*she then pointed at her eyes*... and' girl' beacause there are two of us White eyes in school, the other one is 'white eyes boy'...I sketch the uniforms that were wearing...
and yes... im shy...thank you very much... arigatou guzaimas" RECORD!
Right after Hinata spoke, Naruto played " Dirty Dancing " (by Black eyed peas)
All the cheerleaderswent in the middle of the court, while the four was infront of all of them and Sakura was infront of Ino, tenten and hinata...
Sakura dirty danced infront of everyone she was swaying her hips, and moving her body to the music and at the same time of messing up her hair, making her look sexy. Sasuke couldnt take his eyes off her, he felt hipmotized by her curves. FLASH!
then when the chorus ended Ino traded places with Sakura. Ino then started to sway her hips to the faster beat and just..... really showed off her big butt and all not like pervertedly but in a more sexy way... Shikamaru felt a nosebleed come on but stopped it before it showed. FLASH!
then when the beat changed Tenten then traded places with Ino she then dirty danced just like Sakura but more lighter. She looked really hott with her bangs swaying with her as she danced. Neji's eyes bulged out of their sockets as he watched tenten dance. FLASH!
Everyone in the audience then wondered if Hinata was going to dance too... Neji and Naruto just guessed that she was too shy to go infront and dirty dance like them but to their supprise...
Hinata went infront, gave a light smirk when she noticed everyones confused face, then started really swaying her hips to the beat and messed her hair up a bit and kept dancing. her dance was longer than the rests, she looked really sexy to Naruto when her bangs were covering her eyes as she danced... the girls started screaming Hinata's name as she danced. FLASH!
Right after Hinata's dance, the other three went infront, joining Hinata and started to do the dance that all of them did, together.
The four boys were speachless when the girls were done and walked up to them...
The girls whispered to eachother and nodded in agreement. They each went up to their partner, Sakura to Sasuke, Neji and Tenten, Ino and Shikamaru, and Hinata and Naruto and whispered
" lets make this battle of the bands a little more interesting..." they all whispered to their partners in a seductive tone. Sasuke and Neji smirked, Shikamaru and Naruto blushed madley.
" Just kidding! " the four girls said at the same time
" cuz... all of us practically know who's gonna win..." Ino said looking at Shikamaru
" yeah... us..." Sasuke said with a smirk at his face, looking at Sakura
"Actually she meant us... we win every year..." Tenten pointed out while glancing at Neji
"and we dont plan on stopping now..." Sakura added while copying Sasuke's smirk at him
Free Funny Filipino (Tagalog Jokes! )
Bus hinold-up
Holdupper: rereypehin ko lahat ng babae dito!
Prostitute: ako nalang po! maawa kayo sa kanila!
Madre: weh! epal. lahat nga daw eh. pakielamero to oh!
A bus is been robbed
Robber: im going to rape all the woman here!
Prostitute: Just do me! Have pity on the others!
Nun: (weh- saying like 'really?' epal- wants attention) he said every woman! why do you have to change it?!