Chapter 5: The bet
"really? well thats too bad considering WERE gonna win..." Shikamaru stated
" oh please... we win every year.. what makes you think that you can stop our winning streak now at our final year? huh?" Ino said while raising her eyebrows at the lazy Brown haired boy
" we dont think that... we KNOW that..." Neji said
" well why dont we just make this competition a little more intersesting,seriously? " tenten added
"if we win... you have to go on a date with us... and you have to pay.." Shikamaru said
" And if you lose?" Sakura asked
" I highly doubt it... but we still go on a date but we have to pay" Neji explained while looking at tenten
" So in other words... no-matter what happends... were still going on a date..." Sasuke said smirking at Sakura
"ok... Battle of the band contestants please be ready for the start of the competition. there are new rules in this competition... the winner from Battle of the bands 2007 will play first then they will compete with better songs of the other bands.... lets start! and now for the winners of year 2007 S-H-I-T!"
"looks like thats our que..."Hinata said
"forehead?" Ino called sakura
"Saki?..." tenten also called her attention, Sakura then looked at the three and said,
"Kiss me fool" they all nodded in agreement they were gonna sing/play "Kiss me fool" by fefe dobson
Sakura started to strum her guitar
Sakura:
Tell me who should I be to make you love me?
Tell me what does it mean to be alone?
Hinata then started to play the keyboard
Ino:
oohhhh...
Sakura:
Cant you see me standing, staring up from my distance
hear my cry if youd only listen
out of focus into me and you
Then Tenten comes in with the crazy drums and Ino with her bass
Sakura and Ino (Ino is back up):
kiss me fool if you care
if your words have any meaning
playing it cool is so unfair why this veil of secrecy?
god forbid... they cant found out what we did
why cant someone like you be someone like me?
Sakura:
tell me who should i be to make you love me?
tell me what does it mean to be alone?
cant you see me standing, staring up from my distance
hear my cry if youd only listen
out of focus into me and you
Sakura and Ino:
touch me fool if your allowed
ill be dancing in the corner
its so cruel to play it proud
take your hands and cover me
im aware that all in love is fair
but thats no reason to make me feel this way
Sakura:
tell me who should i be to make you love me?
tell me what does it mean to be alone?
cant you see me standing, staring up from my distance
hear my cry if youd only listen
out of focus into me and you
Then Hinata comes in with her solo and Sakura starts to sing a slower and nicer
and iv tried just so hard to deny it
Ino and Tenten:
oh oh oh...
Sakura:
and these feelings are outta conrtol
do you know what its like to want something so bad...
and then having to let it go...
never knowing
never knowing
never knoeing what
what we couldve been!
Tell me who should i be to make you love me?!
tell me what does it mean to be alone?!
you got me wonderin if im
good enough!
pretty enough!
giving enough!
special enough!
tell me who should i be to make you love me?!
Ino and Tenten:
who should i be
who should i be oh...
to make you love me
who should i be
who should i be oh...
to make you love me
Sakura:
Who should i be to make you love me?!
Sasuke then notice a tear slide down her cheek... Sakura was closing her eye tight... really feeling the song..
Ino and Tenten:
who should i be
who should i be oh...
to make you love me
who should i be
who should i be oh...
to make you love me
the song ended with their voices fading away... the audience cheered loudely for the girls...
The S-H-I-T then walked back, torwards the boys...
" why is your band called 'shit'? " shikamaru lazily asked
"its not 'shit' its 'S-H-I-T' ino explained
"ok.. then why is your band named 'S-H-I-T'?!" Sasuke asked emotionlessy
" S for Sakura, H for Hinata, I for Ino, and T for Tenten... isnt it obvious? " Sakura replied
the boys just shrugged and the band going against 'S-H-I-T' was next.. it was Kin and Tuyuya.... They started to sing L-O-V-E (by: ashley simpson) Sakura smirked at the lyrics and said, "dude.. i cant believe Kin thinks i stole Sasuke from her... it gives me the shivers just thinking about it..."
Flashback:
Suddenly Kin and Tuyuya walk torwards Sakura. Kin then whispered something to Sakura,
"watch it pinky... Sasuke-kun's mine... dont go and steal other peoples boyfriends....slut...!"
Kin then glared at her and walked away, Sakura just laughed and faced Naruto.
End of Flashback
" that girl thinks you stole me from her?! "Sasuke asked the pink haired cheerleader
" yeah... she does..." sakura replied still watching kin and tuyuya sing
Sasuke noticed that Sakura wasnt paying attention to him so he whispered something in her ear, " then tell her too bad... cuz im all yours..." he whispered seductivly
Sakura smirked so this is how the game starts ei?... she then went torwards his face looking like she was gonna kiss him... right when they were inches away from eahother, Sakura just whispered, "game on Uchiha..." and with that.. she playfully pushed him away a little and turned her attention to her three bestfriends... which were all smirking and looking at her... RECORD!
" you did not see anything!... I didnt steal your boyfriend..." she then said to her friends
kin and tuyuya went off the stage and 'S-H-I-T' played "I Didnt steal your boyfriend" (by:ashley simpson)
kin and tuyuya then sang "Shake it off" (by: mariah carrey)
'S-H-I-T' then backfired them and sang "We Belong Together" (by: mariah carrey)
"okay... and we now have a winner from the two...'S-H-I-T'!"
kin and tuyuya angrily went through the crowd of cheering cheerleaders and left the gym...
"and now for the 'Sharingan' ! "
" hey umm.. is it ok if we borrow your guyses instruments? i kinda told them that you said it was ok...." naruto nervously asked the girls
" psh.... fine.... but if he makes one scratch on my guitar-!" Sakura shouted the last part loud enough for Sasuke to hear
the rest of the girls just nodded...
Sasuke was on the guitar and was leader singer, Shikamaru was on keyboard, Neji was on bass and Naruto was on drums... the 'sharingan ' played "hold on" (by: the Jonas Brothers)
'S-H-I-T' then played "take me away" a very high pitched song which is practically impossible to reach while playing the guitar, but Sakura did it.. and they got extra points for it.
'sharingan' then played a japanese song called " Nagareboshi or Shooting Star" (a closing song in Naruto shippuuden by: home made kazoku)
'S-H-I-T' then back fired at them and also played a japanese song, "blue bird" (an opening song also in naruto shippuuden by: ikimono gakari)
" deng theyre really good ... what should we do? " Shikamaru asked his three band members
" hey hey hey! i know a big way to get hight points! first you and teme *he pointed at neji and sasuke* have to take off your shirts and try to look good infront and sing a song thatll take the audiences' hearts away! " naruto shouted to them
"fine... Your guardian angel...." Sasuke said while taking off his shirt... Neji did the same and started to sing "your guardian angel" (by the red jumpsuit apparatus) FLASH!
though the whole performance... the pairs couldnt get their eyes off eahcother...
"deng it... Naruto told them the gold way of getting big points!" sakura exclaimed to her three bestfriends
" well then.. it looks like were gonna have to do the same..." Ino replied while putting her right hand reaching for her back, pulled a string and watched her top get tighter and it made her chest look bigger than they already were...
" how the hell do you do that?!" Tenten asked surprised
Flash back:
Hinata blushed at all the attention they were giving her and showed them her drawing.
" the cloth is supposed to be stretchable and comfortable, so that we can move around without hurting ourselves or ripping the uniform..." Hinata said
Ino whispered something to Hinata "did you figure out how to add in THE upgrade for us four?", Hinata gave a slight giggle then nodded to her friend.
End of Flashback
" so this is how it works... when i pull the string on your back... it will make your top tighter and makes your chest look bigger and... to win... were gonna have to sing THAT song, forehead..." Ino said
they all fixed their tops and went up on stage. there were a bunch of wolf whistles and chanting of names. Ino sang first then Sakura... the they both sang together in the chorus and started to dance on the stage... they played "Touch my Body" (by mariah carrey) Ino sang the first part then...
Sakura:
If there's a camera up in here then,
It's gone leave with me when I do.
If there's a camera up in here then,
It best not catch this flick on Youtube...
Shikamaru and Sasuke practically drooled over the scene
Both:
Touch my body
Throw me on the floor,
Wrestle me around,
Play wit me some more.
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed,
I just wanna make you feel like you never did.
RECORD!
" hehehe... we did so good that we pushed them to play THAT song just for them to win..." naruto said to the three other boys
When the girls were done with their song, they walked in the middle of the court and waited for them to annouce the winners. 'Sharingan' did the same. The girls notice the stares that the boys were giving them so Ino said," you took off your shirt, we tighten ours! "
Sakura gave Ino a high five at her friend's comeback.
" and the winner for the battle of the bands for the year 2008 is... awwww its a tie! It looks like S-H-I-T win again,now four years in a row but this year, they have to share the name with the 'Sharingan'! "
The girls were still happy about the news even though it was a tie.... they thought that since it was a tie, it meant that the deal was off... but they were wrong...
The S-H-I-T and the Sharingan went up to eachother with a smirk on each of their faces. FLASH!
" Looks like its a tie... so i guess the deal iss off?.." Hinata said nervously
" Actually Hinata-sama... I believe that we said that no-matter who wins or loses there will still be a date involoved..." Neji stated
"So what? We both have to pay for the date?! " Ino asked
" troublesome... i guess so..." Shikamaru answered Ino
the S-H-I-T girls just looked at them with and 'i-cant-believe-you looks...
the Sharingan boys went up to them,
Sasuke to Sakura, Shikamaru to Ino, Neji to Tenten and Naruto to Hinata
Sasuke whispered to Sakura, " hn...Saturday...7 pm "
Shikamaru whispered to Ino, " troublesome... Saturday...ill pick you up at 7 in the afternoon"
Neji whispered to Tenten, " ill see you on Saturday... 7:00 pm"
Naruto then told Hinata, " umm...if you dont want to go on a date with me it ok..because i would understand if you dont wanna go on date.... i mean it is just a bet and all..."
Hinata then replied, " its ok, naruto... ill go on a date with you... i mean it is kinda unfair to Saku,ino, and ten if i dont go on a date too..."
Free Funny Filipino (Tagalog Jokes! )
May isang Amerikano naglalakad. Nakita ni Juan na bukas ang bag ng Amerikano
Juan: Pedro! sabihin mo nga dun sa Amerikano na bukas bag niya!
Pedro: Hey Joe! Your bag is tomorrow!
There is a American boy walking. June saw his bag was open
June: Peter! Tell that Amercian boy that his bag is open! ( Bukas- open or tomorrow)
Peter: Hey Joe! your bag is tomorrow!
(not funny in english)