Chapter 8: Mission: gather information

Solution: texting

ShikaIno

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241-4472

hey, ino.... its shikamaru nara...i just wanted to ask if we can...you know... talk...or txt...

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809-1533

then talk nara...

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from Lazy Ass

so.... how are u?

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from troublesome woman

im ok.. i guess...is that all? cuz if ur done with this so-called 'small talk' then i have to go and do other stuff...

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from Lazy Ass

i just wanted to tell u that u sang good the other day, you danced good too...

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from troublesome woman

umm... thanks... you did pretty good yourself...

i mean you actually tied with us! by the way... y is ur guyses band called 'Sharingan'?

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from Lazy Ass

cuz of sasuke's bloodline limit... you know.. like how Neji and Hinata have the Byakugan...the Hyuga's have that, while the Uchihas have the Sharingan

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from troublesome woman

thats cool... so what can u do? i can get into peoples bodies

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from Lazy Ass

thats sounds so wrong... I can make my shadow reach anywhere and control the thing or person that my shadow touches

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from troublesome woman

pervert! i meant i can switch minds with people... if i think abt it... Sakura is the only one with no really specialty...

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from Lazy Ass

lol... so thats cool.. u can control others bodies... so in other words.. Sakura cant do anything?

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from troublesome woman

shes actually the strongest from all four of us... she has inhuman strength and she knows medical techniques... at first she didnt have any specialties but her guardian taught her, so that she can take care of herself...

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from Lazy Ass

oh..ok... i guess i should warn sasuke to not get Sakura mad... so where do u live anyway?

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from troublesom woman

Sakura doesnt get mad, she gets annoyed but she just doesnt get mad...you have to do something really stupid to get that girl angry... I live with in 11933 Kikyo St. not far from here... you and Sasuke can just come here on Saturday together... forehead and i live together...

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from Lazy Ass

so...Tenten's is weapons, yours is mind switching, hinata's is byakugan while sakura's is a med nin with super strength just like.... Tsunade!

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from troublesome woman

uh.... yah... just like tsunade...

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from Lazy Ass

so ... well

RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the bell rang while he was writing the text)

wanna eat lunch together?

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from troublesome woman

uhh.. ok, sure...

Then they both ate lunch together... FLASH!

Free Funny Filipino (Tagalog Jokes! )

A couple walking at the wishing well. Husband leans over, made a wish and throws coin. Wife made a wish, but leans in too much, falls in and drowns.

Husband: Hala! Bilis naman!

(Husband: Wow! that was fast!)