Chapter 9: Mission: gather information

Solution: regular talking

NaruHina

" so.. hinata-chan... whats your favorite color? "

" tan... what about yours? "

" orange!.... whats your favorite number? "

" 3...naruto... do... do you really wanna go on that date with me? "

" actually... yeah i did... "

" so... you pretty much.. planned this out with them?! the whole deal? "

" no! i didnt... well if you dont believe me then... Hinata Hyuga? "

"ummm... what? "

" would you like to go out with me Saturday night... and..."

"i would love to!.... wait... and? "

" and... would you like to be my-

RING!!!!!!!!

" would you like to go to lunch with me right now? "

" oh um... ok...."

FLASH!

i swear... he was about to ask me to be his girlfriend!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Free Funny Filipino (Tagalog Jokes! )

A lawyer driving around the high-way noticed a crowd in an intersection. With his urge to see the action, he shouted, " im the son of the victim!"

upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through. There he saw, bloody and helpless lying infront of the people. A pig dumped by a trailer truck