Chapter 12: Girls' news
P.S. Im not gonna put tenten, hinata and ino's date but they talk about the details of it so i guess its ok... cuz i aredy got da idea for the whole story so im excited!
" were you guys spying on me?! " Sakura asked while looking at them unbeleivably
" Saki... i thought that the book you and Ino told me to read, said that you dont kiss on the first date? " Tenten said teasing her
" so thats why you got pissed when i called.... you were making out then huh! " Ino said joining Tenten in the teasing
" so... does that mean that you two are an item?!" Hinata asked excited
" ok!ok! first of all, yes it does say that, but it only says that about boys you dont know! and i know Sasuke! and when you called, ino we were not making out! that was just the time we first kissed... and you ruined the moment by the way! and I think that since were kinda the only girls who dont like them boys is why they are trying to get us to like them.. for a challenge or something... thats why im not getting my hopes up, that we ARE something..." Sakura replied with a dissapointed face
" ok well anyway! enough of the whole 'lets think negative' thing! shika-kun and i are going out! and hes serious!!!!!!!!!! ok Tenten next! " Ino screamed to the whole world
" well iv known neji for a while now, thanks to hina so he asked me out and i said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hina next! "
" did naruto confess! did naruto confess!? " the three shouted at the same time waiting for hinata's answer
" yes! he did! he asked me out... for ramen!... but yeah... its official! we are now a couple! " hinata said finally not shy of saying something
" ok, so Sakura... what are you gonna do about the whole - in a funny low eyore voice- ' i hate the world so just kill me now' - in her high shrilly cute, excited voice- because the great Sasuke Uchiha just kissed you! "
" ill find out then...if he really is serious with me..."
The next morning, everyone was in class except for Ino... she was late... again...
Orochimaru was already in the classroom dicsussing about Philiosophers and Scientist crap...(no offence)
Ino quietly tiptoed through the door ant to her seat, but before she reached her seat, Naruto shouted, " Ino-boar! your late again! at least say good morning!"
Ino slapped her hand on her forehead, turned to Orochimaru which was now facing Ino, from hearing Naruto's loud voice.
" Good Morning Sensei! " she said in a loud sarcastic voice
"Weh.........! " everyone said
The sharingan and the S-H-I-T's sweat dropped except for naruto who joined them.. Shikamaru then bonked Naruto on the head for making Ino get noticed and marked tardy by the teacher.
" mornin babe " shikamaru said to Ino
" morning babe! " ino replied back they smiled at eachother
FLASH!
" ok.. ssso classss, what isss the differenccce between a philissssopher and a sssscientissst? " Orochimaru asked
Sakura then mumbled " Scientists performed expiriments to be sure of their theory while philosophers think and seek logical explanations based merely on obervations..."
naruto heard her answer so he raised his hand and said, " scientists do expiriments on their uh... inventor..inventions! and philip sumtin...seek... logic something... based...on.... what they observe! or something like that! "
" ok, ill acccccept that ansssswer, but next time you sssshould be more clear."
Sakura answered that question without even paying attention, so Sasuke just stared at her, shocked.
"oh and Naruto? Where issss your book? " Orochimaru asked
" umm... its uhh.. its at home!..." Naruto replied
"its always like that...if its not at home, its in the locker, if its not in the locker, its in the office..!" some random dude said
" no its not! "
"yes it is!"
" no its not! "
"yes it is!"
" no its not! "
"yes it is!"
" no its not! "
"yes it is!"
" Naruto-kun stop it! you too, random dude whose name i forgot...!" Hinata said while pulling Naruto to sit back down he then put his arm around hinata, looked back at the guy and said " ok hinata-chan..-points at the guy- you may have a book! but i have the most beautiful girl iv ever laid eyes on! you...you hinata-chan fanboy aka random dude whose name no one knows!" then everyone started laughing and hinata just blushed, naruto saw this and pecked hinata's lips. FLASH!
" ok well letssss continue... Who are the philiosssopherssss in the ssstudy of Biology? what are their namesss and what did they obsssserve? " Orochimaru asked to change the subject
Sakura then again mumbled, " Anaximander, Xenophanes, Hippocrates, Aristotle, Robert Hooke, Antoine Van Leeuwehoek, Carolus Linnaeus, Charles Darwin, Gregor Mendel, Johann Friedrich Miescher, James Watson and Francis Crick, Stanley Miller, Louis Pasteur, Francesco Rdi, Lazzaro Spallanzani, Alexander Oparin and Hans Jansen..." she accidentaly said it pretty loud enough for Orochimaru to hear. Everyone just stared at her in shock, Sakura then looked up from what she was doing and noticed everyone staring at her
" what?... oh shit... did i just say that out loud?....deng it..." she said
" Ok... Mssss. Haruno may you pleassssse repeat that sssssplendid answer of yourssss?"
" -sigh- Anaximader- a greek philiosopher, wrote what may be the first theory of evolution.... (then she explained all the rest)
deng... shes smart too... Sasuke thought while looking at her while she answered
" Mssss, if i may assssk... why dont you ever reccccite or particcccipate in classsss even though you know the anssswerssss?" the teacher asked
" because she cares about the dobe getting high grades too so she just tells him the answer so that he can participate..." Sasuke said emotionlessly
" thatsssss very thoughtful of you Mssssssss. Haruno, but would you like inssssssstead, narutosssssss extra pointsssss?"
" No! I need that! and besides! Sakura-chan always gets perfect in our tests and homeworks right?" Naruto said nervously
" yes sensei, i believe that naruto needs the grade more than i do, not in a mean way though..." Sakura said embaressed
" oh! so Sssssssakura Haruno... your a candidate for Valivictorian thisssssss year! I wouldnt be ssssssurprissssed if you you were chosssssssen..." Orochimaru hissed XD
"Ummm... thank you sensei..." Sakura said
Sasuke was very impressed with the girl
They had a test that day out of 25 points.. Sasuke and Sakura got perfect, Neji got 24, Tenten got 23, Naruto got 7 trying to do the test without copying Sakura's answer, Hinata got 23 too, Ino got 21 while Shikamaru didnt do the test.
Then they had English class next.
-poke- -poke- -poke-
" what?! " sakura said a little annoyed and a little nice to the classmate thats not a fanboy but obviously likes her
" umm... Sakura-chan... are you.. umm... free... tomorrow?.." the not fanboy named Gaku asked nervously
" umm... why? " she asked smiling knowing what was going to happen next and knowing that Sasuke was listening, Sasuke just looked and listened to their conversation.
" oh... um... cuz i asked James to go to the movies with me.. but he couldnt.. so i was gonna ask you if.. you know... you wanna go watch a movie or something..?"
" umm... gaku? im really sorry but i have umm... i have..to..." Sakura said trying to think of a good reason not to go
" she has a date with me tomorrow.. tough luck dude..." Sasuke butted in putting a arm around her waist FLASH!
" oh umm ok... sorry to bother you..." he said looking the other way opposite direction the two were.
" you didnt have to be that harsh to him... hes my friend..." she said looking at the boy
" well too bad.. cuz you have plans with me"
"oh really? and when did i say yes?"
" last night when you kissed me" he said with a smirk
" oh please! you practically threw yourself at me! "
"and yet...you kissed back..."
" ugh! "
gaku then passed a note to Sakura
Sakura,
Its ok if you already have a boyfriend...
- Gaku
Sakura and Sasuke read the note and she wrote back
Gaku,
but dont you like that one girl named Pia?!
- Sakura
Sakura,
I do but only a little bit.. but you...
-Gaku
Gaku,
but me what?
-Sakura
Sakura,
Iv liked you since sophomore year...
-Gaku
Gaku,
but that went away right?
-Sakura
Sakura,
no.. i still like you until now... you were the only nice person who ever talked to me then... thats why...
- Gaku
" look gaku... im really sorry but i just cant go tomorrow" Sakura said feeling guilty
" its ok..ill just ask you next week! " sakura's sweat dropped and turned back to Sasuke
" really... are you sure hes not a fanboy? " sasuke asked
" no he just didnt have much friends before and i always talked to him..."
deng... she really is nice... first she helps the dobe and talks this loner?... Sasuke thought
RING!!!!!!
the bell rang for lunch and the S-H-I-T and the Sharingan ate together in under the cherryblossom tree FLASH!
" and then like he practically asked me out! " Sakura said while Ino, Tenten and Hinata broke out laughing, some tears were already falling from Ino's eyes cuz she was laughing so hard
"dude you should have said ' wait til i tell my friends! This is just gonna kill them' and then laugh! i could just imagine the look on his face!" Tenten said still laughing as hard as Ino and Hinata, the boys just looked at them confused, when the girls noticed this..
" he lost my drum sticks " Tenten said
" he cut my hair " ino said
" he made me mess up on my drawing for our cheering outfit" Hinata added
" Ten, he gave it back to you last year, Ino, he said it was an accident, and Hina he was just gonna borrow a pecil and said he didnt notice you drawing " Sakura said still feeling guilty
" yeah, he gave it back but chipped the end of it! "
" accident my ass! "
" then he must be blind to not see that i was doing something! i mean what if he just randomly pokes you hard in the shoulder? wouldnt you be annoyed?! "
"ok fine.. yeah.. he is annoying.. but i feell kind of guilty for lying to him that i had plans tomorrow..." sakura said a little sad
" but you do have plans! sasuke and you have a date tomorrow right? " naruto added
" i dont really think hes serious..." the pink haired girl said while glancing at the Uchiha
" nope.. im serious... right after school" he said with his eyes closed while smirking
Later on, the three girls not including Sakura needed to go to the bathroom,, on their way there, Sakura was stopped by the suitor she had ever since middle school... his name was James... The rest of the girls didnt notice his presence and kept walking torward the bathroom door.
He courted Sakura in freshman year but said no to him cuz she didnt want him to get his hopes up for nothing, and he crashed his guitar in the school hallway... they then didnt talk to eachother in sophomore year cuz Sakura felt really guilty, in junior year he asked if he can court her again and she let him... but Ino felt as if he was getting a little too obsessed with Sakura so she made a rumor that Sakura already had a boyfriend, so James cried again and gave up, and here they are now...
James went up to sakura and said,
" so.. sakura.. how are you?.."
" im fine.. how about you?" she asked trying to be polite
" im ok... so did you eat lunch already? " he asked while looking at the icecream that she was eating
" oh.. yeah.. im just eating dessert! "
" so umm.... "
he didnt finish his sentence because the sharingan boys came in the picture and James saw that Sasuke was glaring hard at him. They were now in he hallway were the lockers were, the boys were on the other side waiting for tenten, hinata and ino to comeout of the bathroom while sakura was on the other side talking to james. while james wasnt looking, sakura looked at sasuke and gave him a shit!-help-me-get-out-of-this-situation-now! look. and mouthed him the word 'help'.
Sasuke was about to walk torward James when, Ino walked torwards Sakura and said
" omg! i heard that you have a date with sasuke tomorrow! omg! i have to so make you look nice! i also heard that you guys kissed last night! you two are such a cute couple! " Ino said while pretending not to see james...
james then coughed to get ino's attention, the ino turned around, her smile faded away and said," oh... hi james.. i didnt notice you there... -looked back at sakura- cmon forehead go talk to him! hes right over there! " ino said pulling sakura in sasuke's direction
but before Ino succeeded with her plan, James quikly asked Sakura, " Sakura! Can i court you..again...? "
Shit.... Sakura thought while giving him a small fake smile
" oh.. umm.. only if you want to..." she said trying not to say something too harsh
" forehead-girl! hurry! your sasuke-kun is waiting over there! " Ino said still pulling sakura
" oh umm... sorry i gotta go! uh bye! " she said waving to him
Ino then pushed sakura to Sasuke , making her trip and sasuke catching her, then the guys saw that james was watching the whole thing so, shikamaru thought he would help ino with her 'plan' so her pushed Sasuke and made both of them fall and ended up with their lips ontop on one another.FLASH!
they then got up both blushing and saw that James furiously walked away.. Ino then shot her fists up to celebrate her success in making James go away and making Sakura and Sasuke kiss again and make a PDA (public display of affection) in school.
Sakura then smiled at Ino and sasuke just smirked at shikamaru knowing that he pushed him.
Sakura looked back at the way that James walked off to and her faced started to form a frown.
" you get guilty too easily..." Sasuke said while helping sakura up
" i cant help it.. that guy's liked me since middle school...."
" that dude is in basketball too... this is gonna be a bit troublesome.." Shikamaru said remembering the look on james face when he saw the couple kiss.
with james...
"iv liked her since middle school! goddammit! middle school! and then stupid sasuke had to come in the picture out of knowhere and takes her away from me! " james said while punching his locker in the boys locker room.. im going to make him pay...
The next day on their date...
they walked through the park again in their uniform... while they were walking, there were old couples walking by them saying " what a cute couple... they look perfect for eachother"
Both sasuke and sakura blushed at the elders comment...
when he walked sakura home... well.. they kissed and practically made out again. FLASH! But neither of them knew that someone was watching them going through their date again...
Free Funny Filipino (Tagalog Jokes! )
two pinoys were driving in L.A. highway trying to get to disneyland. They saw a sign that says ' Disneyland left '. So they went back home and said " sayang di natin naabutan."
two Filipinos were driving in Los Angeles highway trying to get to disney land. They saw a sign that says 'Disneyland left '. So they went back home and said "well that sucks we didnt get to reach it "