Chapter 13: Suitors
They were again in class...Ino was flirting... again! with Shikamaru, Tenten was listening to her ipod while air-drumming, neji just kept his gaze on Tenten, Naruto and Hinata were talking about different types of ramen, and Sakura and Sasuke were texting.
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" HUWHATTT?! " Sakura asked in annoyance to the boy sitting behind her... It was gaku...again...
" hey did you change your cel number? cuz iv been texting you and your not replying... "
Thats kinda the whole point.. so get the picture that i really dont want to talk to you!
" oh really? uhmm... i havnt been using my celphone lately... sorry and maybe its cuz the number you have is too old... "
Sakura then turned back to the blackboard and Kakashi's lecture right before gaku could say anything else.
Sasuke then chuckled at her fast reaction and whispered, " nice save Pinky..."
" i wouldnt call me 'pinky' if i were you... and by the way... i DID change my cp number, so he doesnt have it... "
" so... you like him?! ..."
" its not like im gonna give him my recent number... and.... awww is my wittle person i sit by, jealous?...^^"
" why the hell would i be jealous with someone who has a nose as big as a cows ass?! "
" because he actually has the guts to give me a hint that he wants to ask me out XD"
Whats that supposed to mean... arent we already going out?... oh right... i didnt ask her yet... Sasuke thought
In Social Studies... (filler)
"ok class, what is the other name for the supercontinents or the theory of which there used to be only one big ladform on the earth until disastrophies started and drifted them away from eachother, creating the 7 continents of the earth?!......anyone who knows the answer? "
*cricket....cricket*
" Pangeya..." Sakura mumbled to Sasuke
" yeah, i know..." he replied
" since there are no voluneers.... how about you........ Gaku! "
Gaku then stood up from his seat and started to think, the others in the class started to snicker and laugh at him ( everyone knows the answer, even Naruto, but no one recites)
Naruto then thought of something that with make the S-H-I-T girls proud of him and would be funny.
" pssst....pssst... gaku.... the answer if uranus...." Naruto whispered to him but loud enough for the rest of the class to hear. The class tried to hide their laughter.
" ummm....the answer is Uranus. " Gaku answered confidently
The rest of the class then laughed their asses off. the S-H-I-T girls were already crying and holding their stomachs and on the ground from laughing, while naruto was on the ground too, puching the ground.
Free Funny Filipino (Tagalog Jokes! )
Question: Why do farts smell?
Answer: To give justice to those who cant hear