Beast Boy's Inbox

by Fox727

Don't send him the cliche, average questions. Be outlandish. After all, his persona is. Like Strong Bad, BB spins a pointless, moral-less yarn for each question. Rated for...well, you never know.

2. Costume Headlines

Beast Boy's Inbox
By AlohaFox (Chloe Fox)

This story is dedicated to Tianimalz. [Isn't it great how Beast Boy and Terra pick up our own personality traits?]

Chapter One – "Costume Headlines"

BB,
Where does your Doom Patrol outfit go when you morph?
GraceFangsandFire

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GraceFangsandFire,

This question has been pondered upon by many fangirls over my years in the spotlight, and I have eluded them of the answer. But since your penname kind of strikes my fancy in a weird sort of way, I guess you have the right to finally know the truth.
But then…since this is a public inbox…I guess now EVERYONE will finally know the truth…hmm. Anyhoo.

The beginning of my costume was totally weird. You know how werewolves kind of rip their clothes when they morph? Well…me, too. So Rita had to come up with something so that I wouldn't be running around in my birthday suit for the entire world to admire (or cringe upon). Dude, can you imagine the headlines?

And here they claim that the Garden of Eden is found. God knows what they'd deduce from my earthly toned form.
Can you say "Jolly Green Giant Spawn"?

To make it simple, Rita made a costume so that it would kind of merge into my skin while I was a dolphin or a unicorn and would reappear as its shed-able layer once I was human again. I used the same concept for when I joined the Titans. It was better because I didn't have to deal with that mask anymore (even though it was pretty sweet).

It involves more science than what my brain can comprehend. But it works, and that's enough for me. So imagine what I look like all you want, because there's no chance of you seeing it. Ever. Sorry, ladies.

Comically yours,
BB

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"What kind of signoff is that?" Cyborg chuckled.

"What?" Beast Boy looked behind at him.

"'Comically yours'?" Cyborg quoted. "You're better than that."

"I'll think of something better for the next email."

"You sent it already?"

"Yep. I hope I get another one."

"That question seemed kind of cliché, didn't you think?"

"Yeah, well, it'll get better as times goes on…I hope."

"If you get more emails," Cy sniggered as he walked away.

"They love me!" Beast Boy hollered after him.