Beast Boy's Inbox

by Fox727

Don't send him the cliche, average questions. Be outlandish. After all, his persona is. Like Strong Bad, BB spins a pointless, moral-less yarn for each question. Rated for...well, you never know.

4. The One With Two Questions

Beast Boy's Inbox
By AlohaFox (Chloe Fox)

This story is dedicated to Tianimalz [just because].

Chapter 3 – The One With Two Questions

Hey Beast Boy,
If you were to have any superpower you wanted, and you could NOT choose changing into animals, what would you choose? Why? And if you feel like answering more than one question... Who is your favorite titan? I suppose you can choose an honorary titan if you want, but you can't choose yourself. :3
Thanks! :D You're awesome.
Fan..ish..ly yours,
Azka D.

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Azka D. –

Hmm…I don't think I'd change my powers if I had the chance. I love aminals too much! (oh, screw you, spell-check!) But I've imagined myself, yknow…flying like Superman or something like that. Which didn't go over very well with Raven.

"WEE!"

"Beast Boy, this is awkward beyond words."

"FASTER, RAVEN, FASTER! …OOH THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! …Raven? …RAVEN DON'T DROP – AHHHH!"

But I digress. Now, onto Question Numba Two. Well, I can't choose a favorite. I go in phases, you see. I have all-time faves, like Cy and Terra (obviously). But, since I'm such an outgoing guy, you know, I like to add some variety. I hang with nearly everyone equally. Several times, it was hard to choose between them all, if they wanted to do something with me.

"Okay, homies. Since everyone seems to love me so much, I actually need to be organized with my social life."

"My life has changed so drastically since those words came out of your mouth, Beast Boy," Raven muttered.

"Shut up. Anyway. Here's a schedule of the next month. It'll change, you know, as time goes on. Feel free to flip-flop. This'll hang in the entryway."

"We should all do this," Robin said. At least he didn't tell me to put it away, you know.

"Copycats!"

I still have that schedule beside everyone else's. Except mine's the first one you see when you walk in…because it was my idea in the first place, of course.

Organizing-ly yours,
BB

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After sending, Beast Boy walked out of his room, and went to the entryway where the schedules hung. He paused, and looked at his. He stared, his mind fathoming just what was there.

"…CYBORGGGG!"

"Yo?"

"I am NOT letting you redeem yourself on that game all month!"

"Come on!"

"NO!"