Note: For the convenience of this story, Tobi will not be an old guy. He will be a young guy about a little older than Naruto in Shippuuden.

Chapter 6:

Kiba was taking his dog Akamaru for a walk. It was a normal day, the sun was shining, there wasn't a cloud in sight, and the dog treats were on sale. Kiba couldn't help but grin at that. Because when you spent as much money on dog treats as Kiba's family did, sales on dog treats seemed like a gift from heaven.

They were halfway home when Akamaru jumped up, making Kiba fall of his back, and ran in another direction away from the house.

"Hey! Akamaru! Where are you going?" Kiba shouted getting up. After realizing he wasn't going to come back, he chased after him.

When he finally caught up, he stopped and stared at the scene.

"I'm sorry doggie-san! But Tobi needs to give this to Sakura-san to help her make dinner!" 'Tobi' shouted at the dog, a tear coming out of the black hole of his mask. They were tugging at a bag, which Kiba could tell, had meat in it. Kiba could also see that Akamaru wasn't going to give up easily so he stepped in.

"Hey Akamaru, that's enough." Kiba said and walked over to Akamaru. He patted him on his gigantic head. Akamaru finally let go of the meat whining a little. Kiba turned to Tobi. "Sorry about that. But he is a dog so he gets tempted by meat." Kiba explained while somewhat apologizing.

"That's fine." Tobi said looking up. "As long as the meat's fine." Tobi said peeking into the bag.

'Uh oh.' Kiba thought as he stared at the silent Tobi.

"Ahhhhh!! The meat is ruined!"

(An hour later)

"Thank you for accompanying Tobi." Tobi thanked Kiba.

'Does he always talk like that?' Kiba thought grimacing a little.

"No problem." Kiba said glancing at Akamaru who was happily devouring the meat that was given to him after he had destroyed it. Kiba sniffed at it too. He was actually not in such a good mood any more because he wanted that meat, but not wanting to ruin his rep, he kept himself from his 'dog' instincts.

He couldn't even imagine himself eating the meat on all 4's with Akamaru. That would totally ruin it for him and he would probably never have a girlfriend.

'Thank god that Tobi had extra money to buy another pack of meat.' Kiba thought. 'If Sakura had asked for it, then I would probably have to blame Naruto to get out of being beaten up.' Kiba sighed a sigh of relief. (I feel sorry for Naruto.)

"...So Tobi, why're you over here in Konoha?" Kiba asked Tobi getting more and more curious about him.

"Tobi wants to be loved by more people. So, Tobi went on a quest to get more love and ended up here." Tobi explained. He had no idea that his explanation mainly only made sense to him and the majority of the members in the Akatsuki. So he paid no mind when Kiba just stared at him for a second as if to say, 'WTF?' Better yet, the fact that he never used pronouns for himself made it even harder to interpret for people like Kiba, who wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.

'He must be really ugly under that mask.' Kiba jumped to an explanation not caring enough to put a lot of effort into interpreting Tobi's explanation. He had been suspicious about the mask, but now it seemed pretty clear to him why Tobi was wearing a mask.

Because he would be wearing a mask too if he had always lived by his 'dog' instincts.

"Dude, you don't need to be that desperate." Kiba, the pro at pimping said.

"Desperate?" Tobi asked Kiba not quite understanding where those words had come from.

"You don't have to hide it. You're not loved that often so now, you decided that maybe if you look farther you'll find 'The one' or something." Kiba said. "Am I right?"

'Who's 'The one'?' Tobi thought while just staring at Kiba. But because the parts he did understand were true to him, he nodded.

"And so as a last resort you went into Sakura's house?"

Tobi nodded again although it wasn't really a last resort.

"Dude, how many times have you slept with her?" Kiba asked.

"Slept with her?" Tobi asked.

"Don't play stupid to avoid the question like Naruto does, did you sleep with her?" Kiba asked again.

'We do sleep in the same house so I guess I did.' Tobi thought. 'But maybe...wait no...' Tobi's mind started to go this way and that but finally he just decided to say yes.

"Yeah I did." Tobi finally said.

"Dude, you must've been hella desperate to sleep with Sakura!" Kiba said laughing. (And how many ladies have you slept with Kiba?) "You need help." Kiba said looking around. "Sadly, I'm too busy to be doing this stuff since I have a mission."

'?'

"I mean I could save you with my awesome skills, too bad I'm busy." Kiba went on, pretty much talking to himself. Finally he gave one last order of guidance for Tobi. "Go find Shino!"

"Wait! Do you love Tobi?" Tobi asked as Kiba got on Akamaru who got up onto his 4 paws.

"Yeah I do." Kiba grinned. "Oh yeah!" Kiba got back down and cupped his hand around Tobi's ear.

"Don't sleep with Hinata; she's saving it for Naruto." He said while smiling.

'Let's hope Hinata doesn't hear that because she'll never be able to leave her house again.' Kiba thought grinning. (Bad boy Kiba!)

"Okay." Tobi said, not understanding a word. Not that it mattered since he hadn't even gotten 1 class of sex Ed yet. And let's not forget that Deidara had no plans of sleeping with Tobi anyway. (Poor Tobi...)

"Bye! Shino likes bugs so he'll be easy to find!" Kiba shouted before taking off with Akamaru.

"Bye!" Tobi waved.

'Shino, Shino...?' Tobi thought looking around the town. He had only had 1 clue to find Shino. That clue was bugs.

"Is that Shino!?" Tobi walked over to a cow that had little fleas surrounding her. The cow stared at him, munching his grass, as if to say, I care more about the grass than you. Tobi stared at the cow for a while, but when nothing happened he sighed in frustration.

"...Were you looking for me?"

Sorry, not much for Kiba, but I couldn't think up much.

I just tried to make Kiba a pimp wannabe, cuz I think it works for him.

Review please! Tobi needs the love!

We don't want to be beat by Deidara now do we?

Deidara: What!?

Tobi: Is that competition?

Deidara: Tobi, you don't even know what you're talking about.

Tobi: Oh yeah, Natume said you weren't planning on sleeping with me, why's that?

Deidara: ...

Natume: LOL Good question Tobi!

Deidara: Natume, you say anything and I swear I will show you firsthand my art.

Natume: Fine! Jerk!

Tobi: Does Deidara not want to be with me at night? Because Tobi doesn't mind?

Deidara: Tobi, let's drop the subject before I drop a bomb on you.

Tobi: Got it Deidara-san!

Natume: Review!

Tobi: Review!

Deidara: ... (He doesn't say much because his screen time has drastically dropped.)