Chapter 10:

Tobi was skipping across the streets, completing an errand for Sakura when someone called his name.

"Your name's 'Tobi' right?" He said the name Tobi like it was a strange word that was strangely familiar.

Tobi hesitated. What if this was a plan? Should he give in? If this is a plan what does he want?

'...What does he want?' Tobi repeated to himself, clearly interested.

"Yes I am." Tobi answered, curiosity winning as always.

"Come with me." He said. His eyes were pale gray, like Hinata's and his hair was long, reaching down to his lower back. He moved like a bird, swiftly through the crowd , making sure Tobi was following.

Soon, they were in an opening near a river, where many ninjas came to train everyday.

"Have you met Hinata?" He questioned.

"Oh, yes!" Tobi said excitedly. "I helped her with Naruto-san!"

A kunai flew by, inches from Tobi's face.

'Damn, I missed.' Neji thought to him self, but just flipped his hair and said,

"I will defeat you at all costs!"

"..." Tobi was still silent from surprise as he stared at the kunai that had almost hit him, it had fallen on the other side of the small creek, shining in the sun. "Why?"

"Because NOW, thanks to YOU, I have to deal with Naruto coming to my house more and more often! God, I can't even go a whole day without seeing HIM anymore!" Neji glared at Tobi. "And it's all because of YOU, Tobi." He pointed a finger at Tobi, who stepped back a little.

"You don't like Naruto-kun?"

"Not really. Especially in the English dubs. I mean, 'dattebayo!' was annoying enough. Now we have to deal with 'Believe it?' seriously. They don't even have the same meaning."

"What?"

"Oh yeah, you're not in the dubs yet are you? Well anyway, if I see his face again, I'll probably kill him. Then Hinata will be pissed at me, and believe me, when she's pissed about Naruto, it's beyond my power."

"So you want to kill Tobi?"

"No, I just want to beat you up for ruining my life." Neji said simply. "I mean, now Hinata uses all the conditioner in the bath so I don't have any left." He grabbed some of the hair that was hanging off to his side. "God, LOOK at the split ends. And now it's not shiny as it should be! Even Tenten noticed!" Neji was having his own moment of tragedy while Tobi came over and examined his hair.

"It looks shiny." Tobi replied, which to Neji replied angrily,

"It's not shiny ENOUGH. At this rate, I'm going to get beat by Orochimaru or something for best hair!" Neji widened his eyes at the idea.

"What conditioner do you use?" Tobi asked, not sure what to say.

"Pantene, duh." Neji said, flipping his hand at Tobi. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." Neji flashed a smile as he quoted the commercial.

"Don't worry." Then, Tobi thought of something. "Deidara-san knows the best hair-dresser in Naruto! I'll invite you to see him!"

"REALLY?" Neji turned to Tobi in a fraction of a second.

"Yups! Tobi will introduce you to him! On one condition..."

Neji gulped.

"You love me!"

"...Sorry, you're not my taste." Neji said, flipping his hair again.

"Then no introductions."

Neji glanced back.

'I really need to get my hair done to perfection...' He paused. 'It can't be THAT big of a price! I mean, it's not like I'm sworn to marriage or anything.'

"Oh, alright!" Neji finally said.

"YAY!" Tobi smiled and jumped up.

"Where are we going again?" Neji asked looking around. At this point, he didn't really recognize the buildings.

"It's a surprise!" Tobi said putting a finger to where his lips would be.

Neji sighed. They had been walking for quite a while now and it hasn't seemed like he'd gotten anywhere.

After a while of walking, they finally reached a cave.

"He lives in there?"

"Well, Deidara texted me, saying "He's waiting in that cave to give you your monthly haircut so go there -un!" so he should be there."

Neji turned and started to walk back.

"What, Neji? Where are you going?"

"I'm leaving."

"Why?"

"Because there's no reason in hell that I should trust a hairdresser who lives in a fucking cave!!" Neji shouted, pointing at the cave. (A habit developed from being with Gai and Lee all the time.)

"Is someone there...?" A guy stepped out of the cave.

"Hey Weasel-san!" Tobi called.

"Stop calling me that." Weasel mumbled as he looked at Tobi's hair. "Oh my god, Tobi. You should've come sooner. Your hair's a mess." He fumbled with his hair. "Who's he?"

"That's Neji-san! He wants you to condition his hair so it's EXTRA glossy!" Neji finally turned and when he saw Weasel's hair.

"OH MY GOD! HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR HAIR GLOSSY! PLEASE MAKE MY HAIR LIKE THAT!!" Neji rushed over to where he was, got on his knees and begged.

"...Sure." Weasel said.

"THANK YOU!!" Neji cried.

"Come over here." He beckoned them both into the cave and they both went in.

When they both came out, Neji glanced at his hair and petted it. It was glossier than ever and he ran his finger through it over and over.

Tobi came out with neatly trimmed hair that was just a little shorter than it's original look.

"Thank you." Neji said smiling.

"Thanks Itachi-san!" Tobi said.

"...Itachi?" Neji pointed to Weasel.

"Yups!"

"OH...MY...GOD!" Neji stared at him. "Have you seen Sasuke lately?"

"Not really. He's probably too busy trying to kill me."

"Hm...you know where he is?"

"Probably stalking Naruto right now for THOSE kinds of pictures. He does that every night. Or was it Sakura he stalks?" Itachi thought about it. "Anyway, I hope you like your hairstyles and bye." Itachi disappeared.

The 2 walked back, Neji admiring his hair while talking to Naruto about his new found information on Sasuke, and Tobi singing Hannah Montana songs all the way home!

Chapter done!

On the Pantene jokes, research it!

Anyway, hope you like it! Lee's next! XD