19 Feb, 2.15 pm, on the bus on the way home
Had to write this on the bus so Matsumoto wouldn't suspect me.
Today's revenge worked SO well!
What we did was fill the empty spray can with ink, and then we wrote 'Spider Spray'. Then we hid it in the cupboard, knowing full well that Matsumoto would see it when she opened it to get the broom to sweep the area around her desk. (Neat freak.)
Stage 1: Spider spray – complete.
Then we waited.
Next to come in were Matsumoto and Kurosaki.
Matsumoto swept around her table, then left. Kurosaki left too.
Five minutes later, Stage 2: Lizard and Stage 3: Spider were complete.
All we needed now was to wait for lesson time.
First lesson of the day: History.
Kurosaki pulled out his History book, and Ishida's spider jumped out. Onto the desk.
Now, Matsumoto's table is near Kurosaki's so she saw the spider too.
By then, Nemu-sensei had seen the spider too. And she screamed.
Matsumoto was like, "There's spider spray in the cupboard! I'll go get it!"
She reached into the cupboard and grabbed the spray can. Aiming at the spider, she sprayed.
Fortunately for the spider, the spray nozzle was the wrong way round. (i.e. pointing at her.)
The ink inside the spray bottle drenched her from head to toe.
Mission: Matsumoto complete.
Then after Geography, (the last lesson) Kurosaki packed his bag, hoisted it on his shoulder, and turned around.
"AACK! There's a dead lizard on my chair!"
He was looking at, of course, the semi-conscious lizard we'd superglued to his chair.
"AACK! It's moving! IT'S ALIVE!"
Oh yes. Revenge is sweet. Mission: Kurosaki complete.
Man, I wish I had a camera to snap a video of Kurosaki jumping around going "It's alive!".
Even Kyouraku-sensei was laughing his head off.
Cool, right?