25 March, Class Time, Classroom 2-2
Kurosaki seems to be counting down to April Fools' Day.
Today he pranked Soifon-sensei.
He dragged a dead cat to school, and smeared red paint all over the classroom floor. Then he took a bucket of red paint and balanced it precariously on top of the classroom door.
Art was first period.
Soifon-sensei opened the door, and the buckets of paint splashed on her head, drenching her from head to toe.
"WHO DID THIS?!"
Everyone cringed at her tone of voice. She stomped in, probably to find the culprit, but ended up slipping on the paint on the floor. She slid along the paint trail, until she came face-to-face with the dead cat.
She blinked. And blinked again. Then she screamed.
"Who killed the cat?"
We all stared. Soifon-sensei, the stoic sensei, was WAILING. Over a CAT.
"Nooo….Yoruichi-samaaaaaaaaaaaaa…"
Blink, blink.
Sweatdrop.
She hugged the dead cat.
Bigger sweatdrop.
Finally, Isane managed to drag her to the sick bay, and asked the nurse to give her a bath and something for shock.
Upon her return, we discovered that Soifon-sensei had refused to let go of the cat, screaming profanities when the nurse tried to pry it from her hands.
If only I had a video camera with me at that time…
But it seems someone beat me to it.
At recess today, I happened to notice something in Renji's bag.
A video camera.