26 March, History, Classroom 2-2
Hitsugaya: Gah, this is boring, who wants to know about the imports and exports of Nicaragua anyway?
Ulquiorra: Totally agree.
Lavi: Passing notes in class, eh?
H: What do you think?
Kanda: Shut up and listen.
L: But Kanda, we aren't talking!
H,U: Yup.
K: Che, whatever.
H: Hey, Kanda, why do you carry around a pair of tonfa? Not to mention that they're STEEL.
K: Mind your own business.
H: Now, Kanda, that's not very nice.
K: Che. Whatever, shrimp.
H: I am NOT a shrimp. Shrimps have shells and feelers and those tickly little legs.
U: He means that you're short.
L: Yup, I mean even Allen is taller that you.
H: Shut up.
K: Che.
H: But anyway why does he carry around tonfa?
L: It used to be worse. He used to have this katana made of wood, but he broke it while whacking someone's head last year. Getting a wooden katana ain't easy, especially if you are underage, so Kanda-pon here opted for a pair of tonfa instead. Says it feels more satisfying to hit people too.
K: Don't call me by that stupid nickname, baka usagi.
L: I am NOT a rabbit!
K: Fine. Carrot.
L: NO!
H: Pineapple.
L: NO!
U: Bell pepper.
L: Ew.
H: Hedgehog.
L: Just stop it with the stupid nicknames! You guys have a WEIRD sense of humour.
H: Pot to kettle, pot to kettle: You're black.
L: Huh?
U: The pot is calling the kettle black.
L: I am NOT a cooking utensil!
H: We didn't say you were.
K: She's coming this way. Stop the passing of the notes now, before I bite you all to death.
L :No use, she's here already.
U: Uh-oh.
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Shit. Detention class tomorrow.