Soviet Clone Wars

by Enthrone Darkness Triumphant

What would happen if the Seppies were Nazi's and they waged war with Mighty Soviet Republics who are led by fearless KGB Jedi's. Humor I wrote for the CAPSLOCK CW community. Ahsoka and Anakin mostly.

2. Defend

"NIET, Impossible! Coruscantgrad vill not be new Auschwitz for Vookies, it is already gulag for Ziro the Nazi Hutt and his gang of Capitalist Tatooine Pig Dog of Gangsters." Comrade Dave exclaimed as he faced off against Nazi Lord Lucas. "Comrade PLO and I vill not let you do such despicable things against the Soviet Clone Wars Universe."

"Oh really!" Lord Lucas spoke as he crackled a laugh like a hAg AND wretched witch with a beard. "You two are nothing compared to my army of Evil Lesbian Robot SS Sturm Doom Troopers," as the fake wall gave way to reveal a massive force of black armour encased soldiers that looked nothing like lesbians but maybe they were like Emo Lesbian Sturm Doom Troopers.

The two noble warriors charged the evil diabolical creator of the Star Wars Universe. The army of Evil Lesbian SS Sturm Doom Troopers started firing at the warriors as they deflectED the blaster shots emanating from the MG 44 blaster rifles.

"Comrade Plo, ve cannot hold off such massive force, even Premier Vindu vould have trouble," Commie Dave spoke as he deflected the ever increasing fire of bolts coming at him as Nazi Lucas's laughter started to become more wicked and loud.

Suddenly a blast blew through the lines of the Evil Lesbian SS Sturm Doom Troopers, breaking them apart. The two warriors looked on in disbelief as an army of tanks bearing the symbol of the 501st Temple Guard Regiment rumbled THROUGH THE INFERIOR NAZI LINES, crushing the army underneath their massive treads.

"Chairman Yoda!" The two exclaimed in joy, as the regiment surrounded Nazi Lucas, the tanks bearing their massive gunz at the evil, evil man.

"Hmmm, Bury him ve must, bring harm he did to Soviet People and Fans of Star Vars." Chairman Yoda spoke as he popped his head out of a tank. "Polkovnik Rexov, arrest traitor of Soviet People."

"The massive muscular officer slaps on the cuffs while he bears the hammer on the Nazi Lucas's head and the sickle, well I wont go into were he hooks that.

"You vill kno that General Skywalker and Comrade Ahsoka have destroyed your Evil Nazi spacestation vhile they ran over Nazi Genital Grievous," Premier Vindu spoke through a hologram. "Victory to the Soviet People and fans of Star Vars, URRAAH!"

~Fin~