The vast army of droids stood perfectly still as they scanned the opposing hill. The line clones in their massive greatcoats and wolf skin ushanka's gazed back at them, the crimson banners of the Soviet Union fluttered in the icy cold breeze, as the massive impregnable colourful fortress of the Kremlin gleamed against them. The Lesbian Robot SS Sturm Doom Troopers stood perfectly still because they were frozen over. The stupid Nazi's had underestimated the power of the Soviet Winter let alone the Clone Red Army. Simple anti-freeze would have fixed the problem, but without Nazi Lucas whom the army was sent to save, the Evil Fascists were in a shit vacuum for leadership.
"Should ve attack defenceless and frozen Lesbian droids Comrade General?" Ahsoka questioned as she desperately wanted to leap into combat.
"Patience my young little apprentice, ve have different plan for them," General Skywalker responded as he pointed to a giant cannon behind the Clone lines. "Premier Vindu and Chairman Yoda vish to nuke the damn Capitalist Fascist Imperialist Separatist Pig Dog of army, and I think the five-hundred megatons yield vill suffice."
"vouldn't that blow Moscowgrad too?"
"Niet! It vill only harm things that are not communist, therefore ve vill be safe from nuclear fallout and blast, PRAISE BE TO HERO LENIN AND SUPER STALIN MARIO."
"OK COMRADE!" Ahsoka disbelievingly eyed her commander, who luckly didn't see the gaze, therefore Ashoka didn't get put under the party review panel for lacking faith of soviet cause.
"OK COMRADES, On my mark, three….two…on…,"
Anakin was cut off as an epic blast rocked through the droid lines as aN entire SUPERIOR SOVIET tank division rolled through the cloud of smoke and debris.
"IN THE NAME OF LENIN'S EMBALMED BODY, VERE DO THESE TANKS KEEP COMING FROM?" General Skywalker exclaimed loudly as he wouldn't get to blow shit up with a nuke.
"Obi Van Kenobivich popped his glorious legendary bearded face out of the hatch and spoke to the friendly lines. "I didn't arrive too late, did I Comrade General?"
"VHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPOIL MY DAY MARSHALL KENOBIVICH," Anakin spoke as he stormed back to the STAVKA.