THE VAST VOID OF SPACE HAD BECOME A RAGING HELL OF A BATTLEFIELD OVER THE PLANET BERLIN, EVER SINCE THE SOVIET SPACE FORCES HAD CLAWED THEIR WAY FROM THEIR EPIC VICTORY OVER THE PLANET MOSCOW FOUR YEARS PRIOR. STILL THE NAZI SPACE FORCES HELD, SLOWLY RETREATING BACKWARDS BUT INFLICTING HEAVY CASUALTIES ON THE SOVIET SIDE OF THE FORCE.
THE SOVIET UNION FOUGHT HARD FOR VICTORY, EVER SINCE THE EVIL NAZI'S HAD DECIDED TO INVADE THEIR MOTHERSPACELAND. DEFEAT AFTER DEFEAT WAS FINALLY TURNED AROUND AFTER MARSHALL KENOBSKI WAS ABLE TO CRUSH THE INVADING FORCES WITH HIS GIANT TANK ARMY. SO BEGAN THE LONG BUT ILLUSTRIOUS MARCH TO THE NAZI SPACE HEARTLAND.
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"COMRADE GENERAL!" AHSOKA SCREAMED AS HER SUPER BATTLE CRUISER TOOK ANOTHER HIT FROM AN EVIL NAZI SPACE STATION. "VE ARE GETTING POUNDED LIKE CAPITALIST PORN STAR HERE, VE MUST RETREAT AND STRIKE BACH VITH ANOTHER PLAN."
"NIET! SOVIET FLEET NEVER RETREATS; VE SHALL HAVE VICTORY, NOTHING LESS."
"BUT COMRADE GENERAL!" ADMIRAL YULARNOV INTERJECTED AS HIS IMAGE CAME UP. "VICTORY HERE SEEMS A BIT FAR FETCHED DA; I MEAN ALL LAND VICTORIES CAME TO US BY OUR SUPERIOR TANKS SHOWING UP OUT OV NOVHERE. HOW CAN TANK SAVE US IN SPACE?"
"THAT IS VHERE I HAVOC PLAN!"
"OH NO COMRADE GENERAL!" AHSOKA SPOKE WITH A BEWILDERED LOOK ON HER FACE. "THAT TECHNOLOGY IS NEW; IT HASN'T BEEN FIELD TEST BY STATE PARTY COMMITTEE FOR BLOWING CAPITALIST, FASCIST, AND IMPERIALIST SHIT UP."
"JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD COMRADES," ANAKIN SPOKE AS HE PULLED OUT A ROUND TABLET INTO HAND, WHILST THE BACKGROUND BRIDGE LIGHTING SUDDENLY STARTED TO STROBE, GIVING BYSTANDER'S EPILEPSY. "IT'S MORPHIN TIME!"
"IS 3!" YULARNOV BELLOWED.
"M1A2!" CAPTAIN WULFFENSTEIN FOLLOWED SUIT.
"LEOPARD 2!" AHSOKA SQUEAKED
"TYPE 98!" GRAND MUFFIN TARKINSKI GROWLED
"T95 BLACK EAGLE!" ANAKIN FINISHED OFF
ALL THE OTHER SOVIET CAPTAINS FOLLOWED THEREAFTER AS ZORDON LOOKED ON, AS THE SOVIET SPACE FLEET ARMY CHOIR STARTED TO SING: "GO, GO TANKIN RANGERS, YOU MIGHT MORPHIN RIFLED BARREL RANGERS!"