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2: BACK TO SCHOOL

Ichigo had awoken early the next day hoping to have a quick shower before anyone else woke up. He was too angry to interact with his family right now. As he stepped into the hall he noticed a piece of paper on the back of his door and picked it up. It was from Yuzu.

Ichigo, I'm sorry if I upset you, I didnt know you were sad and its entirely my fault. I'm always too nosy for my own good, but please don't hate me. I wont wake you up this morning and instead I'll just let you cheer up alone coz I know I can be annoying.

-Yuzu

"Yuzu..." A stray tear fell on the page and quickly soaked through creating a splotchy stain on the plain paper. "Dammit." Ichigo growled under his breath. "Whats the hell's wrong with me?!" He dropped the note and went to the shower.

He stared solemnly at the wet tiles at his feet pondering his attitude yesterday. Guit gnawed away at his conscience and he found himself unable to stop thinking about the way he acted.

I'm so stupid. Why did I act like that to the people I care for?! Poor Yuzu, she didn't deserve that...Neither did Rukia. Dammit1 I'm such a fool!

He spent the next few minutes regretting his unexplainable behaviour yesterday but his train of thought suddenly derailed a tingle ran down his spine. He could sense it...Something awful was going to happen...

He forgot to do his assignment for school and it was due today...but then again, his teacher was miss Ochi, and she probably wouldn't care. In fact she never cared. Though the foreboding feeling never dissipated. It clung to him like a thorn in his side, though hopefully his intuition was wrong.

Inoue Orihime sat in her classroom staring out the window awaiting the arrival of her dream partner.

She had been sitting there since what felt like the dawn of time and was getting frustrated. Pouting like a displeased child she crossed her arms incidentally pushing her breasts up making them appear larger.

A familiar voice startled her. "Geez Orihime, they look big enough normally, now they're monsters."

Orihime gasped indignantly and scolded her friend, a young girl with short spiky hair the colour of charcoal.

"Tatsuke! Dont talk like that! And also, dont distract me!" Orihime said uncrossing her arms.

Tatsuke instinctively looked over her shoulder to see a girl with red hair and glasses staring wide eyed at Orihime. Tatsuke closed her eyes and gritted her teeth.

"Theres nothing wrong with your body Orihime, in fact I kind of preferred you with your arms crossed" The red head exclaimed while walking towards her with her arms outstretched, as if expecting a hug.

Tatsuke went red in the face bunching her hands into fists. "Chizuru I swear to god if you touch her I will fu-"

Her threat came too late as she slid her arms around Orihime's chest and began caressing her.

"Hmmmm does that feel nice Orihi-" Chizuru was cut off mid-sentence as a fist slammed into her face with a thunderous impact that sent her flying into the wall where her torso leaned out the open window. Her legs bucked and she leaned on the windowsill while she held a hand over her bleeding nose.

"I told you I'd get you if you touched her again" Tatsuke grumbled.

The comedy routine ended when Orihime sighed despairingly. She cradled her head in one hand while she stared out the window.

Tatsuke turned to her friend and patted her shoulder in an attempt to comfort her. "Dont worry Hime, he's probably just sick"

Orihime nodded and closed her eyes, drifting off into the world of dreams. In Orihimes dreams Ichigo was sitting with her on a park bench. Surrounded by bright green grass and tall oak trees. Ichigo glanced at her with a beaming smile.

"Hey Orihime do you want to hear my impressions?"

"Oh, yeah , okay." Orihime muttered, blushing for no apparent reason.

Ichigo started impersonating Don Kannonji from 'Spontaneous Trips', a supernatural television show. He crossed his arms in an 'X' shape across his chest and hooked his fingers while laughing hysterically. Then he started repeating quotes from the show all the while Orihime was giggling and clapping her hands.

"Ha ha ha, Ichigo that sounds just like him." Orihime was now laughing hysterically. "Oh Ichigo thats so good, don't stop! Keep going!"

Then everything suddenly cut to black and Orihime returned to the bland world of reality in which everyone in her class was pointing and laughing at her. Her eyes widened and she sat bolt upright.

"Inoue loves Ichigo!!"

"Ha ha ha save it for at home Inoue!" Cried her class mates.

She turned to Tatsuke with a confused expression and rosy red cheeks. "Whats wrong? What happened?"

"Well, you spaced out, had a fantasy about Ichigo, then started screaming 'Ichigo dont stop, thats so good!"tatsuke placed a hand over her mouth to hide her light chuckling.

"Its not what you think. Me and Ichigo were'nt having sex!" She yelled in defence.

"WHAT!!!!!"

Orihime jumped from the startlingly loud cry and she jerked her head sharply to see the subject of her fantasies standing in the doorway with a look of complete shock on his face.

Several hours later Ichigo and Orihime were sitting a shady spot behind one of the buildings. It was a non-inhabited area so they were able to talk in peace while also avoiding the jeers of their classmates after the morning's fiasco.

Orihime had explained what happened but it still didn't reduce the shock.

Ichigo tried to grasp the situation but it was a struggle."You," He jabbed a finger at Orihime."Had a fantasy about ME!!!!" He then pointed to himself.

"Ha ha um... w-well...yeah..." Orihime stuttered sheepishly while directing her gaze to the ground.

"Geez, just when I thought today couldnt get any worse....."

In a nearby tree, a large shadow studied the two teenagers conversing quietly. The figure watched curiously with it's glowing eyes and a unusually long tongue snaked out to lick the corners of his mouth. A raspy chuckle escaped his lips and the strange figure focused his gaze on the orange haired boy down below.

"Ha Ha ha!!!! Oh, It will get worse.... A lot worse...Shinigami! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"