A/N: Here you guys are! And really, if anyone has any suggestions, I'd love to hear them! Send me a message or leave it in a comment.

Also, this conversation is based on conversations my roommate and I had this year. All the things JD described happened to me.

Disclaimer: I don't own them, don't really pretend that I do. I just play with them.

"Your apartment is haunted."

"Hello Princess. How can I help you?"

"It's haunted, I swear."

"What makes you say that?"

"The door locked itself. Plus one of Jack's toys that you have to press a button on in order for it to make a sound went off and I was no where near it."

"How did the door lock itself?"

"Well, I got to the apartment after getting off work the other night-"

"This is a multiple day thing?"

"Yes, shut up. Anyways, when I arrived, I went and sat on the couch to watch TV right away. And you know me, I don't lock doors when I come in to apartments."

"Uh-huh. That's one stupid habit you need to fix so you're safe when you're by yourself without a man to protect your girly innocence."

"That was weak, Perry. But about an hour later, I decided to go to bed. So, I got up, turned off the lights and went to go lock the door. But it was already locked! And the same thing happened the next night too!"

"Maybe you're subconsciously locking it."

"That's what I thought too. But then Turk came over the second night—don't give me that look, you know he's my best friend—and neither one of us remember locking the door or seeing the other one lock it. Plus earlier today, when I went to the apartment, I went to take a shower. And when I got in the water, I remembered I hadn't locked the door and I should really go do it. But I was already naked and it was going to be a quick shower."

"Way to compromise our stuff Newbie."

"But when I got out of the shower, got dressed, and grabbed my keys to leave, the door was locked! And I know I didn't lock it that time. Plus Jack's toy kept making noise when I was no where near it, and there was nothing leaning on the button to make the noise!"

"Well, Wendy maybe Casper just wants to play with you, but doesn't know how to get your attention."

"Stop giving me that look. It's haunted Perry!"

"None of that happened before you moved in. Maybe the ghost is following you around."

"Don't say that. What if I die tomorrow, and it's because the ghost is listening to our conversation and you gave it that idea? Then how will you feel?"

"You're not going to die. You're not haunted."

"Maybe. Well, we'll see if weird things start happening to me if I'm here. At least we'll know why."

"Yeah. Lurch loves to torture you. You're not haunted Wendy."

"You're just jealous because Wendy and Casper totally liked each other in the movie."

"I don't…even know how to respond to that, it's so stupid. I'm just going to walk off now Newbie, so you don't embarrass yourself more."

"You are!"